Courtney Stodden went shopping for books

Courtney Stodden

Look, as much as I hate to give Courtney Stodden credit for anything other than giving pedophiles credibility here by acting like a hypersexualized minor, I'll give her this: Now that Tila Tequila and Speidi have faded into obscurity, she's really giving me some a-material with the whole "ridiculous staged impromptu photo shoot" thing, even if I am staring at pictures of a teenager who looks like dying cat in heat trying to present itself. MORE

Courtney Stodden goes Ho Ho Ho for Xmas!

Look, it's not often that we feel the need to preface one of our posts with an actual warning, but this is probably the single most disturbing thing I've ever posted in my two-and-a-half year career of gossip blogging. Still here? Well, Courtney Stodden decided to ring in the holiday season by dressing up in the skimpiest lingerie available and presenting herself to Santa Claus (hubby Doug Hutchison) the way a baboon in heat might present MORE

Courtney Stodden talks about her first kiss!

All right, we're going to play a little game now: Courtney Stodden sat down with Zap2It, because apparently some people will actually take the rantings of her syph-addled teenage brain seriously, and talked to them about her first kiss. I'm going to try and guess how it will go, and then we'll see what she says, and then you'll guess which version actually happened. Cool? Awesome. Here's my guess as to how Courtney Stodden's first kiss went: I MORE

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison say no to reality?

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Despite the fact that we all know a reality TV show is pretty much the end game of the whole Courtney Stodden / Doug Hutchison creepy pederast relationship thing, the two apparently decided to turn down the only reality TV show offer they've received so far, probably because the show would have focused on the fact that they're marriage is creepy and weird and a 51-year-old penis has no business being in a 17-year-old girl. Seriously, try and MORE

Courtney Stodden is taking on bullies!

Courtney Stodden

Oh for ... all right, since people still haven't caught onto the fact that there is a HUGE difference between calling famous, powerful celebrities on their shit and a bunch of bullies harassing a helpless kid until they kill themselves, Courtney Stodden has decided to take it upon herself to call out bullies who dare challenge her "rillness" and her marrying a 51-year-old for money and attention, comparing it to kids who are beaten and bullied MORE

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Art hits to close to home for Doug Hutchison!

Doug Hutchison, who you might remember as the 51-year-old man who is currently banging 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and absolutely nothing else, was recently offered a role in a movie where he would be play a 51-year-old man who bangs a sixteen-year-old popstar. I know, a total stretch. Give this man all the Oscars! Well, Doug apparently dropped out of the only acting job he could ever hope to have now that everyone knows he's a pedophile because MORE

Courtney Stodden went to church!

So in case you couldn't tell from the completely out of place Bible verses littering Courtney Stodden's Twitter feed, in between her alliterated child porn missives, Courtney is apparently some sort of Christian. I'm not exactly sure which kind she is, but I'm guessing it's whichever branch of Christianity says it's okay to lovelessly ride a 51-year-old cock into infamy. Sooooooo ... one that doesn't exist. Anyway, Courtney decided to pretend MORE

Courtney Stodden: One of VH1’s ‘Winners of 2011′

I'm guessing Courtney Stodden really did get that reality television deal with VH1, because the cable network decided to choose her as one of their 40 Winners of 2011. I'm not sure what the contest was, but if I had to venture a guess? Either "51-year-old dick eating competition" or "most illegal fake titties in pop culture." Or it could have been "Twitter account that sounds most like Dr. Seuss trying his hand at dirty talk." Anyone of those MORE

Courtney Stodden’s boobs are probably fake!

Courtney Stodden

As I mentioned just yesterday, teen bride Courtney Stodden made an appearance on Dr. Drew Pinsky's new show Lifechangers, because ... ummmmm, underage gold-digging whores will change your life somehow? Anyway, step one in Dr. Drew's ploy for those pedophile viewers was to get an ultrasound of Courtney's big fake underage boobs. Of course, this being a television show where people bend over backwards for attention whores, the fake famewhore doctor MORE

Dr. Drew investigated Courtney Stodden’s boobs!

Courtney Stodden

I'm not sure how much of a draw seventeen-year-old fake boobs are, but someone on Dr. Drew Pinsky's new show must think they're ratings magnets or something because Us Weekly reports that the good famewhoring doctor decided to invite Courtney Stodden and her creepy plastic-pedo husband Doug Hutchison onto the show so that Dr. Drew could touch her big fake child jugs and get an ultrasound of them. You know, just in case you were wondering what was MORE

Courtney Stodden has the best mom ever!

Behind every great famewhore is a terrible mom who really wanted to be famous when she was younger, but could never quite reach it because they have no discernible talent whatsoever and ended up getting impregnated on prom night. So the next best thing is to turn they're children into little fame sponges they can squeeze the nectar out of. Case in point: Courtney Stodden's mom, Krista Keller, managed to worm her way into an interview with The MORE

Courtney Stodden goes ‘natural’

When you think of Courtney Stodden, what do you think of? Chances are, you just thought of a wall of make-up trying to devour itself, right? Well Courtney decided to show everyone that she's more than just a pretty, poorly painted-on face by going out without make-up! By which we mean she went out in make-up, but she just wore enough to make her face look approximately human. Either that or her face is naturally about three shades lighter than MORE

Courtney Stodden’s Halloween jailbait costume!

It's Halloween today, which means that it is your duty to take a normal, every day costume and make it sluttier. Which isn't that hard because when it comes to couture, "sluttier" is synonymous with "a couple inches shorter with a deeper neckline". Ta-da! Costume solved. Anyway, Courtney Stodden I guess decided to dress as a slutty version of herself, because she doesn't know what the word "redundant" means. Oh, and Doug Hutchison did the same MORE