Courtney and Doug got kicked off ‘Couples Therapy’

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

At this point, Courtney Stodden's only source of income and attention is from VH1's Couples Therapy, you would figure that Courtney would hold onto that like velcro. Except last night, Courtney and her creepy husband/father Doug Hutchison were kicked off the show after Courtney refused to dress her own age. Also, something about how Courtney is this generation's Erin Brockovich? I don't know. (Side note: Fun drinking game! Take a shot every time MORE

Courtney Stodden: I have saved many lives!

When you think of a hero, who do you think of? The soldiers over seas who fight for freedom? The police who keep our streets safe? The firemen who run into burning buildings to save people? HA! No. The real hero is teen famewhore Courtney Stodden, who saves lives and keeps this great country safe by dressing like a prostitute, even though all those pinko commie bastards out there say stuff like "Wait, aren't you a teenager? How is that legal?" or MORE

Courtney Stodden forgets she’s married

You know, you'd figure that the marriage between the teenager who looks like a forty-something stripper and the fifty-one-year old would be a match made in heaven, but it turns out ... not so much. Apparently, it's gotten to the point where Courtney Stodden sometimes forgets that she's married, although to be fair, if I was shacked up with Doug Hutchison, I'd like to forget that too. Via TooFab ... 52-year-old Doug Hutchison's wife, who was MORE

Courtney Stodden on why she dresses like a hooker!

Courtney Stodden is primarily known for her talent, ability and- nah, I'm just kidding. She shacked up with a guy in his fifties while she was still a minor and then started dabbling in softcore porn. And on the new season of VH1's Couples Therapy, Courtney finally reveals why she dresses and acts like a porn star even though back then it would have been illegal: Attention. Oh, and also something about comfort, but yeah, like she wears seven MORE

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden met online?

Soooooo ... Courtney Stodden was sixteen years old when she met the 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. Where do you think they would meet? If you said the internet, then congratulations! Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over there. Access Hollywood reports: The pair spoke about how their love blossomed on Monday’s Access Hollywood Live, revealing that they began their courtship online. “We didn’t meet [right away], I think it was six MORE

Child labor laws kept Courtney Stodden from staying with Doug

You really want to know how royally screwed up the relationship between Courtney Stodden and her pedo husband Doug Hutchison is? During the filming of VH1's Couples Therapy, Courtney was forced to leave at the end of the night and stay in a hotel, away from her husband, due to California's Child Labor Laws. You'd figure "not letting an adult sleep with a teenager" would keep them apart, but nope. Child labor laws. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. From HuffPo MORE

Courtney Stodden will never be naked in Playboy!

Courtney Stodden

Now that Courtney Stodden has turned eighteen, thus upgrading her from "creepy, underage sex-troll" to "creepy, legal sex-troll", it's time for her to fulfill her destiny by appearing in porn ... oh, wait, she's turning down porn? Really? What, does she think there's a role in a mainstream movie for her? She has the acting range of a Furby with the batteries taken out. Just ... guh. Whatever. Anyway, she is willing to do Playboy magazine however, MORE

Courtney Stodden will (probably) do porn!

A little about teen bride / famewhore Courtney Stodden: she looks like a partially deflated blow-up doll someone left on a stove, she married a guy (Doug Hutchison) in his fifties for attention, her idea of dirty talk makes her sound like Dr. Seuss after way too much ecstasy, and she turned eighteen this past week. Career-wise, where do you think she's going? Eeeeeeeeyup. Porn. TMZ reports ... Courtney Stodden just called in to TMZ Live ... MORE

Courtney Stodden got porn offers on her 18th birthday!

You know, it seems like just yesterday that Courtney Stodden (teen bride of fifty-year-old Doug Hutchison) was assaulting our eyeballs with her weird, burn-victim-trying-to-be-sexy schtick that should have technically been illegal but somehow wasn't. Well Courtney's all grown up, she turns 18 today, so now all her poorly-executed attempts at sexiness are just creepy and gross, rather than being creepy, gross and immoral. Yay! And of course, she's MORE

Courtney Stodden’s husband Doug Hutchison is mad at Nik Richie

If you walk into Burger King wearing a paper hat, you're going to get some orders. And conversely, if you're in your fifties and you get married to a minor, you probably shouldn't be surprised when someone calls you a child molester. You know, because you're married to a child. Except now Courtney Stodden's husband, Doug Hutchison, is getting huffy because Nik Richie called him a child molester, now it's causing strife on the set of VH1's Couples MORE

Nik Richie: Courtney Stodden’s husband is a child molester

Normally, I'd say that if you're willing to appear on a VH1 celebreality TV show, you probably shouldn't be throwing stones since they put you up in a glass house. Except for this particular instance, because it's hilarious. According to TMZ, blogger Nik Richie (of TheDirty.com fame) said what we were all thinking by calling Courtney Stodden's husband, Doug Hutchison, a child molester while taping Couples Therapy. I have nothing to add to this MORE

Teen bride Courtney Stodden needs ‘Couples Therapy’

Remember how a couple days ago, Courtney Stodden announced that she was going to be shooting for a reality television show, and everyone just sort of rolled their eyes and went, "Of course someone gave her a reality gig." Well, it turns out the show in question isn't just some vapid look into Courtney's life of being an underage trophy wife. She and husband Doug Hutchison are actually shooting for VH1's Couples Therapy. Somewhere out there, Greg MORE

Courtney Stodden is shooting her reality TV show

Courtney Stodden

It's been something like two months since Courtney Stodden has graced our blog with her "rillness", and to be honest, I just kind of assumed she was dead. That sounds super bad, I know, but ... have you seen her? She is the reason why we have to remind people not to eat the little packets of silica gel you find in boxes of electrical equipment. Anyway, it looks like Courtney has finally found her way to that hallowed respite for the brainless, MORE

Courtney Stodden as Hello Kitty?! Oh no!

Courtney Stodden

Today is the start of a long weekend up here in Canada because of Victoria Day! Although it's not really a holiday, but we get an extra day to do nothing, so we just take it plus there's fireworks) so while we go get ready to celebrate practically nothing, I'm just going to go ahead and leave you with this new video of teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden pretending to be Hello Kitty, as interpreted by someone who has no idea MORE