Courtney Stodden is ‘The Corpse Bride’

Courtney Stodden

I remember the first time we reported on Courtney Stodden. It was about two years ago, and despite the fact that she did absolutely nothing and was only famous for marrying a 50-year-old guy (Doug Hutchison) for money and attention, while demanding tens of thousands of dollars for interviews, even though stupid teenagers are like a dime a dozen. Anyway, ever since she first became pseudo-famous, we've been waiting for the day she turned to porn, MORE

Links: Courtney Stodden explains Courtney Stodden

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Delusions of Grandeur: The Courtney Stodden Edition

Courtney Stodden

I used to think that famewhore and teen bride Courtney Stodden was knowingly acting like an underage prostitute for the sake of attention, which to be honest probably isn't much better than doing so unknowingly. Either way, you're still sexualizing yourself at an age where you're still too young to really understand your own body and sex in general. But here she is comparing her singing voice to Britney Spears and Cher, which is 100% sacrilege in MORE

Links: Courtney Stodden makes 18 look rough!

→ I'm telling you, there's no way teen bride Courtney Stodden is only eighteen! Hollywood Tuna → Do you remember when Kourtney Kardashian was on a reality show eight years ago? BuzzFeed → Photos: Actress Jennifer Lawrence is the new, slightly bored face of Miss Dior! StarCrush → After eight years of marriage, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have called it quits! Yeeeah → Jennifer Aniston had an awkward encounter with Katy MORE

Courtney Stodden went to an Oscars gifting suite?

If you've never read Patton Oswalt's brilliant book, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, first off, go out and pick it up now because it's amazing, and second, you missed out on an amazing piece about how gifting suites are essentially the worst thing in the entire world, and are magnets for the most useless, self-involved people in the entire world. Don't believe me? Well, Courtney Stodden went to an Oscars gifting suite, which should really tell you MORE

Meet Courtney Stodden’s ‘long lost sister’ Courtina …

Courtney Stodden

Because it's not like she really has anything else to do with her time, here's teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden doing some sort of a Mexican-Russian accent and calling herself Courtina. Fittingly enough, Courtina means "curtains" in Spanish, so draw your own conclusions from that one. And I think this one might just be my imagination, but does it look like Courtney put on some dark makeup for this or something? Because I'm MORE

Courtney Stodden’s “Reality” music video is here

Courtney Stodden "Reality"

We've been spending all our time talking about the Grammys, a night that celebrates music, that we almost forgot about the demise of music: famewhore and teen bride Courtney Stodden's new music video for her single "Reality." In case you don't want to sit through three and a half minutes of auto-tuned child prostitutes, let me just break it to you now: It has all the production value of cheap, d-list porn, but without the likeability. Look upon MORE

Links: These two freak me out

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Courtney Stodden wants to do ‘tasteful’ nudity

I'm warning you right now, it's probably not a good idea to read this one with a mouthful of coffee or any other liquid, as the high "OH BITCH PLEASE" content of this post will likely result in a spit-take. Have you swallowed? Good, moving on. On the final episode of Couples Therapy, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her mom Krista Keller sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss Courtney's career in porn, where Courtney revealed that she'd only do MORE

Courtney Stodden and Nik Richie hate each other

Courtney Stodden and Nik Richie

Since Courtney Stodden has hijacked VH1's lame reality show Couples Therapy and has essentially turned it into a show about a teenage prostitute whose only contribution to society is banging doughy inbred morons (in your face, Teen Mom!) her co-star, Nik Richie, isn't too thrilled with her, and the two of them have started sniping at each other in the press. RadarOnline reports ... As RadarOnline exclusively reported, on Saturday Hutchison's MORE

Courtney Stodden’s mom explains how she ruined her daughter

At this point, they really should just rename VH1's Couples Therapy as "No, Seriously, What Is Courtney Stodden's Problem?" because seriously, what happened there? What is the exact formula for parental failure that results in that? Well, after Courtney's mother, Krista Keller, somehow ended up on the show (let's just pretend this wasn't her plan all along) she sat down with Dr. Jenn to specify how exactly she completely failed as a mother. Via MORE

Courtney Stodden got dumped by The Abbey

Yesterday, Courtney Stodden announced to the world that she would be making her singing debut at The Abbey in West Hollywood. Yeah, I'm not sure why either. Maybe they needed to close down that night for a little cleaning, and they figured that nothing would clear the place out faster than a shrieking, vaguely person-shaped plasticine sculpture? Anyway, less than a day after they made the announcement, TMZ reports that they've already cancelled MORE

Courtney Stodden is giving relationship advice?

Teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden is really the last person who should be giving advice on anything, unless you need to know how to fake a pederast relationship for attention. So apparently, RadarOnline decided to ask Courtney for advice for fourteen-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winters and her rumored, eighteen-year-old boyfriend. No, it's totally cool how you're letting Courtney trivialize a teenagers pain for the sake of page MORE

Courtney Stodden’s mom wants her own show

Courtney Stodden and Krista Keller

Yeah, remember how I popped open a bottle of champagne after hearing about how Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were given Das Boot from VH1's Couples Therapy because Courtney was basically jump-starting pedophiles? Well, I may have been a tad early on that one, because not only are Courtney and Doug back, but they brought Courtney's mom, Krista Keller, with them, and of course she's already angling for her own reality television show. Via MORE