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Yesterday, Courtney Stodden announced to the world that she would be making her singing debut at The Abbey in West Hollywood. Yeah, I'm not sure why either. Maybe they needed to close down that night for a little cleaning, and they figured that nothing would clear the place out faster than a shrieking, vaguely person-shaped plasticine sculpture? Anyway, less than a day after they made the announcement, TMZ reports that they've already cancelled MORE
Teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden is really the last person who should be giving advice on anything, unless you need to know how to fake a pederast relationship for attention. So apparently, RadarOnline decided to ask Courtney for advice for fourteen-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winters and her rumored, eighteen-year-old boyfriend. No, it's totally cool how you're letting Courtney trivialize a teenagers pain for the sake of page MORE
Yeah, remember how I popped open a bottle of champagne after hearing about how Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were given Das Boot from VH1's Couples Therapy because Courtney was basically jump-starting pedophiles? Well, I may have been a tad early on that one, because not only are Courtney and Doug back, but they brought Courtney's mom, Krista Keller, with them, and of course she's already angling for her own reality television show. Via MORE
At this point, Courtney Stodden's only source of income and attention is from VH1's Couples Therapy, you would figure that Courtney would hold onto that like velcro. Except last night, Courtney and her creepy husband/father Doug Hutchison were kicked off the show after Courtney refused to dress her own age. Also, something about how Courtney is this generation's Erin Brockovich? I don't know. (Side note: Fun drinking game! Take a shot every time MORE
When you think of a hero, who do you think of? The soldiers over seas who fight for freedom? The police who keep our streets safe? The firemen who run into burning buildings to save people? HA! No. The real hero is teen famewhore Courtney Stodden, who saves lives and keeps this great country safe by dressing like a prostitute, even though all those pinko commie bastards out there say stuff like "Wait, aren't you a teenager? How is that legal?" or MORE
You know, you'd figure that the marriage between the teenager who looks like a forty-something stripper and the fifty-one-year old would be a match made in heaven, but it turns out ... not so much. Apparently, it's gotten to the point where Courtney Stodden sometimes forgets that she's married, although to be fair, if I was shacked up with Doug Hutchison, I'd like to forget that too. Via TooFab ... 52-year-old Doug Hutchison's wife, who was MORE
Courtney Stodden is primarily known for her talent, ability and- nah, I'm just kidding. She shacked up with a guy in his fifties while she was still a minor and then started dabbling in softcore porn. And on the new season of VH1's Couples Therapy, Courtney finally reveals why she dresses and acts like a porn star even though back then it would have been illegal: Attention. Oh, and also something about comfort, but yeah, like she wears seven MORE
Soooooo ... Courtney Stodden was sixteen years old when she met the 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. Where do you think they would meet? If you said the internet, then congratulations! Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over there. Access Hollywood reports: The pair spoke about how their love blossomed on Monday’s Access Hollywood Live, revealing that they began their courtship online. “We didn’t meet [right away], I think it was six MORE
You really want to know how royally screwed up the relationship between Courtney Stodden and her pedo husband Doug Hutchison is? During the filming of VH1's Couples Therapy, Courtney was forced to leave at the end of the night and stay in a hotel, away from her husband, due to California's Child Labor Laws. You'd figure "not letting an adult sleep with a teenager" would keep them apart, but nope. Child labor laws. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. From HuffPo MORE
Now that Courtney Stodden has turned eighteen, thus upgrading her from "creepy, underage sex-troll" to "creepy, legal sex-troll", it's time for her to fulfill her destiny by appearing in porn ... oh, wait, she's turning down porn? Really? What, does she think there's a role in a mainstream movie for her? She has the acting range of a Furby with the batteries taken out. Just ... guh. Whatever. Anyway, she is willing to do Playboy magazine however, MORE
A little about teen bride / famewhore Courtney Stodden: she looks like a partially deflated blow-up doll someone left on a stove, she married a guy (Doug Hutchison) in his fifties for attention, her idea of dirty talk makes her sound like Dr. Seuss after way too much ecstasy, and she turned eighteen this past week. Career-wise, where do you think she's going? Eeeeeeeeyup. Porn. TMZ reports ... Courtney Stodden just called in to TMZ Live ... MORE
You know, it seems like just yesterday that Courtney Stodden (teen bride of fifty-year-old Doug Hutchison) was assaulting our eyeballs with her weird, burn-victim-trying-to-be-sexy schtick that should have technically been illegal but somehow wasn't. Well Courtney's all grown up, she turns 18 today, so now all her poorly-executed attempts at sexiness are just creepy and gross, rather than being creepy, gross and immoral. Yay! And of course, she's MORE
If you walk into Burger King wearing a paper hat, you're going to get some orders. And conversely, if you're in your fifties and you get married to a minor, you probably shouldn't be surprised when someone calls you a child molester. You know, because you're married to a child. Except now Courtney Stodden's husband, Doug Hutchison, is getting huffy because Nik Richie called him a child molester, now it's causing strife on the set of VH1's Couples MORE
Normally, I'd say that if you're willing to appear on a VH1 celebreality TV show, you probably shouldn't be throwing stones since they put you up in a glass house. Except for this particular instance, because it's hilarious. According to TMZ, blogger Nik Richie (of TheDirty.com fame) said what we were all thinking by calling Courtney Stodden's husband, Doug Hutchison, a child molester while taping Couples Therapy. I have nothing to add to this MORE
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