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No More Streaming: Daily Show / Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart

Yesterday, we saw some of the aftermath from the clusterfuck that was DirecTV dropping all of Viacom's channels, thus incurring the wrath of RuPaul. What you probably didn't know is that not only does this mean you won't be seeing any more of The Daily Show or The Colbert Report on Comedy Central, but that you won't be able to stream the shows for a while as an added "F U" to DirecTV. Sorry, socially conscious twenty-somethings: looks like you're MORE

Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik and Ben Hoffman all got shows!

Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik and Ben Hoffman

Apparently, making jokes about how many STDs Charlie Sheen has does wonders for your career (unless you're a blogger, in which case you get nothing. Curse you, gods of fortune!) as both Amy Schumer and Anthony Jeselnik are getting shows on Comedy Central, along with Ben Hoffman. Via EW: See, pitching in on those awkward Comedy Central celebrity roasts does help your career. Comedians Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik and Ben Hoffman have all MORE

Futurama’s live action opening sequence!

Futurama

Since tonight is the blessed return of Futurama, the single smartest cartoon ever, Comedy Central decided to commission a bunch of artists to put together a handmade papercraft live action version of the opening sequence, and it's like the coolest thing ever. Although to be fair, when your staff creates an incredibly complex mathematical formula for the sake of resolving an episode, I guess gluing together cardboard in an intricate display of art MORE

Charlie Sheen got roasted!

Charlie Sheen

Despite the fact that the Charlie Sheen bandwagon has more or less broken down, spontaneously combusted, had its fire pissed out, and was sold to a scrap metal factory for two buttons and some lint, Comedy Central figured that now was the opportune time to host a roast of Charlie, I'm guessing so that we can all finally hear the five jokes that haven't been run into the ground about a violent, abusive, drug-addicted nutjob. Below, a few of said MORE

Brooke Mueller does not understand comedy!

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen

Just days after the final, remaining joke about Charlie Sheen had been made, Comedy Central decided to roast him which is sort of like jumping on the bandwagon after the band has already died from drug overdoses and auto-erotic asphyxiation. Anyway, Brooke Mueller has decided to get in on this by declaring that they can make fun of everyone but her, because as we all know, that's how comedy works. Sources close to Mueller tell TMZ ... she MORE

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