Dwayne Johnson was the best Santa!

Dwayne Johnson

Hey everyone, I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! I spent six hours on a bus, followed by a mad-dash Christmas eve dinner and my dad getting drunk and going on a rant about the proper pronunciation of garage and then we went out and did jaeger bombs at Cunninghams Pub ... yeah. It was a lot. Thankfully, I don't have to catch my bus for another hour, so let's write some gossip! Starting with Dwayne Johnson getting his Santa on, because damn. MORE

Listen: RuPaul’s “Hard Candy Christmas”

Ru Paul Ho Ho Ho

I can't believe Christmas is tomorrow, the holidays seem have come so fast this year. And it wouldn't be the holidays without RuPaul's 1997 album, Ho Ho Ho (iTunes), easily my favorite holiday album ever. Ru does an amazing cover of "Hard Candy Christmas," which is originally from the musical The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, check it out below plus it features the lovely Michelle Visage. I hope everyone has a safe and peaceful holiday, we'll MORE

Miley Cyrus’ Christmas card features her boobs

Miley Cyrus

It's Monday, so here's another picture of Miley Cyrus' boobs. She's consistent, I'll give her that. And apparently it's a plug for Free The Nipple, an organization trying to get rid of the stigma of topless women in public, so I don't have too much bad to say about this. Except maybe that there's no way going topless in the middle of the winter is practical. I get equality, but come on. That's how you catch MORE

‘Twist Your Dickens’ this holiday season!

Twist Your Dickens

If you're looking for something fun to do this holiday season, you simply can't miss improvisational comedy group The Second City's A Christmas Carol: Twist Your Dickens! which is now playing at Culver City's Kirk Douglas Theatre (an awesome and intimate venue) through December 29th, presented by the Center Theatre Group. I attended the official opening night this past week and had a total blast with my good pal Tina. I saw the show (which takes MORE

Giveaway: Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Wrapped In Red’

Kelly Clarkson

WINNERS: @pandapatties @parkerozgood @Swtlilchick Oh my word, I can't believe Christmas is happening two weeks from today, the holidays are totally sneaking up on us this year! Of course every holiday season, there are a ton of new Christmas / holiday albums out and this year we have a new one that's bound to be a classic ... Kelly Clarkson's chart-topping Wrapped In Red (iTunes). I've been a huge fan of Kelly's for years now and MORE

Links: Christmas always starts with Mariah Carey!

Mariah Carey

→ The Christmas season can start because Mariah Carey is singing holiday songs! PopSugar → Is Lindsay Lohan dating / hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son Michael? Celebitchy → Watching this painting come to life is engaging as Morgan Freeman's voice! SOW → Drake has signed a deal with Nike and Michael Jordan to produce his own shoe! The Blemish → The Los Angeles County Coroners Office has revealed Paul MORE

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard kost $250,000!

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, the Kardashian family revealed their annual Kristmas Kard, and it was ... well, sh!t. It's basically one huge pile of violently expelled human excrement artfully arranged by David LaChapelle WHO IS ABOVE THIS. As it turns out, it takes a lot of money to get David to make a tableau decrying the hypocrisy of American excess that you thrive upon, because the entire thing apparently cost $250,000 to shoot. They could have used that money MORE

Video: Kelly Clarkson’s “Underneath The Tree”

Kelly Clarkson

True story here: The boyfriend finally let me put up the tree last night, which is kind of a BFD because he's of the mind that you really only decorate on Christmas eve and then immediately throw it to the curb at 12:01 AM on December 26th. Or as it's known up here in Canada, "Boxing Day". (Full disclosure: We have no idea what the point of Boxing Day is either.) Anyway, since everything Christmas is now 100% on the table, here's the official MORE

Trailer: Kardashian’s Kristmas special (Hoe, hoe, hoe)

The Kardashian's Christmas Special

Remember how a couple months back, the Kardashians filmed their big fake Christmas special because they're not even trying to hide the fact that it's all one huge sham to bilk idiots out of their money? Well, that has a trailer, and it looks even bigger and faker and dumber than usual. And they're even going to reveal their Christmas card on their show, because they actually think that's important! Somewhere out there, The Grinch is hanging up MORE

Kelly Clarkson gets ‘Wrapped In Red’ for debut Christmas album

Kelly Clarkson

There are two types of people in this world: those who love Kelly Clarkson and those who haven’t been blessed enough to see her light yet. But thanks to the release of Clarkson’s first Christmas album, the number of unfortunate souls in the latter category is about to shrink rapidly. Hitting stores on Tuesday, Wrapped In Red is that rare record that you know is an instant classic before your first listen is even over. “I've been dying MORE

Listen: Kelly Clarkson’s “Underneath The Tree”

Kelly Clarkson

Halloween is still a little less than two weeks away, but if yesterday's post about The Muppets Holiday Special (with Lady Gaga) has taught me anything, it's that I will gladly wave holiday timeliness if it's a slow enough newsday. So here's Kelly Clarkson's holiday song "Underneath The Tree," the first track off her upcoming album Wrapped In Red (pre-order on iTunes). I'm not even mad though. It's a good song, and I have a weakness for Christmas MORE

Lady Gaga is doing a holiday special with the Muppets!

Lady Gaga and Kermit

It's not even Halloween yet plus I haven't even gotten around to sewing my Toad costume (Toad from Super Mario, not Toad from X-Men or actual toads) but I'm willing to overlook the timeliness of this post because it involves the Muppets! And also Lady Gaga, but mostly the Muppets! Anyway, according to ABC News, Gaga is teaming up with the Muppets for a holiday special (set to air on Thanksgiving), which if you've never seen The Muppet Christmas MORE

The Kardashians are celebrating Christmas already?!

Kim Kardashian

I'm not sure if I ever told any of you about this, but my biggest Achilles heel, more than anything else, is Christmas. I'm the biggest sucker for the holidays. I will literally watch anything that involves a cartoon character saving Christmas. But even I have my limit: Nothing before Halloween, and nothing involving the Kardashians celebrating their stupid fake Christmas for the sake of a quick buck. I WILL NOT HAVE IT, I REPEAT, I WILL NOT HAVE MORE

Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

The Kardashians

Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE