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Despite the fact that his album was a critical flop, Chris Brown somehow managed to get a Grammy nomination, because ... I'm honestly not really sure why. Maybe the Grammys enjoy it when people unironically compare themselves to Jesus? The world may never know. Either way, Chris lost the awards to Frank Ocean, and behaved about as well as you would expect him too. Via TMZ... Chris Brown handled his Grammy defeat to Frank Ocean last night with MORE
Yesterday, Chris Brown showed up to court over the tiny little matter that he may or may not have faked his community service. Despite some pretty overwhelming evidence and testimony that he and his mom faked a pretty decent chunk of his community service, as well as a laundry list of high-profile temper tantrums, Chris decided to show up to court with Rihanna, aka the woman he nearly beat to death and left for dead. Because if he were really MORE
For all of you who say that Chris Brown changed and that we should leave him alone: Turns out, Chris may have allegedly faked his community service and, if found guilty, could have his probation revoked. I repeat: He faked community service. Faked. Community service. Seriously. TMZ reports ... The L.A. County District Attorney has filed legal documents claiming Chris Brown has violated his probation by submitting bogus community service MORE
Despite the fact that it would feel just SO good to see Chris Brown actually be held accountable for his actions for once, Frank Ocean posted on his Tumblr that he's decided to be a better person and show mercy by choosing not to press charges on Chris. While I can respect Frank for taking the high-road and showing compassion to a person for whom it's hard to feel to compassionate, come on ... we were *this* close to throwing his spoiled, violent MORE
You know, we've gone pretty hard on Rihanna over the fact that she started dating Chris Brown again, mostly because he physically abused her and seriously, he physically abused her. When you're in the public eye and you end up going back to the guy who beat you and left you for dead, you're kinda implicitly stating that it's okay to be physically abusive as long as you can get away with it. Anyway, here's Rihanna talking about how she's dating MORE
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THIS: http://instagram.com/p/VC8e6ZvpVQ Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters! SOURCE Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaa? Look, maybe I misread the Bible, but I'm pretty sure that according to Christian mythology, Jesus Christ was the son of God and he spent his entire life trying to get people to be nice to each other and stop being dicks, and in response, he was nailed to a cross and left for dead. Chris MORE
Remember how I said that Justin Bieber has pretty much gone from adorable baby lesbian to white trash suburban teenager? Well, it turns out Justin is actually a big Chris Brown fan, and thinks people should just ignore the fact that he nearly beat his girlfriend to death and focus on his bland-ass music. So I was completely right: Justin is a white trash suburban teenager. RadarOnline reports ... After revealing that he will not be in MORE
Hey, remember when Chris Brown nearly beat Rihanna to death? And then everyone shrugged it off, even though he nearly beat his girlfriend to death? Well, it turns out that allowing someone like that to completely dodge any sort of culpability for their actions accomplishes jack-squat, because last night he allegedly got into a fight with Frank Ocean, then left the scene before the cops arrived. Via TMZ ... UPDATE 10:45 PM PT: Police have MORE
If you don't know what swatting is, it's basically when bored suburban teens decide to call the cops and send a SWAT team to a famous person's house. What does this accomplish? Not much, other than wasting police force time and slightly inconveniencing the rich and famous. It's like when you send a pizza to someone's house, only, you know, it's illegal. And that's bad. Except when you do it to Chris Brown, because Chris Brown is terrible. MORE
Since Chris Brown started dating Rihanna again (Ugh. Ugh. A thousand times UGH!) he's already been spotted with his ex-girlfriend Karreuche Tran, and seriously, how do so many find this violent, girlfriend-beating douche irresistible? Does he poop Pinterest crafts? Whatever. Point is, Hollywood Life reports that he's been spotted with a third girl now named Sommer Gargan. Who would have known Chris would be such a terrible MORE
How bad is Rihanna at decision making? Let me put it this way: If you gave her a multiple choice question of what her own name was, and gave her a choice between Rihanna, and then three blank answers, Rihanna would choose one of the blank answers before trying to fire a bottle rocket out of her nose because the dumbass is a dumbass. So of course, Chris Brown and RiRi made their first public appearance together yesterday since that time Chris MORE
You would expect that Rihanna's reunion with the man who viciously beat her and left her for dead would be going better for her, except as HuffPo reports, Chris Brown and Rihanna are already fighting again after Chris was spotted partying with his ex(?)-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. Here's a thought girl: maybe don't get back together with the guy who abused you. DON'T. DO. THAT. EVER. Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship may have been on the MORE
Because everything that comes out of Chris Brown's mouth is a shining gold nugget of non-self-awareness, here he is comparing himself to Tupac Shakur. You know, because one was gunned-down in a senseless east coast/west coast feud, and the other tore off his shirt and threw a chair at a window because the mean lady at Good Morning America asked him a hard question. I'm just going to let this one speak for itself because I have a head cold and the MORE
If you don't know who Jenny Johnson is, it's probably only because you've never been on Twitter. Jenny is one of the single funniest people on Twitter, and has made a name for herself for calling out terrible, morally-devoid celebrities for being terrible and morally-devoid. Anyway, Chris Brown has been a good target for her, since he's virulently misogynistic, homophobic, and violent in general. Last night, the two of them got into it on MORE
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