Bad Role Models: Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown?

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Despite the fact that it has literally nothing to do with anything their website does, CouponCodes4u did a poll on which celebrities parents think are bad role models. Shockingly, Chris Brown topped the list for men while Miley Cyrus topped the list for woman. So there you go. Being a sexually confidant woman is roughly equivalent to beating your girlfriend with a car door. Via NY Daily News ... Cyrus, 19, earned the disdain of 68% of parents MORE

Chris Brown investigated over hit-and-run accident

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It's been quite some time since Chris Brown was investigated over something illegal and faced potential jail time. I'm guessing he was too busy painting stupid crap on his house and convincing the world that he and Rihanna were in a healthy relationship. Well, now that they split up, Chris decided to go back to his roots by hitting a woman with his car and allegedly fleeing the scene. Why won't I just focus on the music?! TMZ reports ... What MORE

Chris Brown’s dad thinks he should date Jordin Sparks?

Chris Brown and Jordin Sparks

In case you were wondering if Chris Brown's mom was the only parent who ruined Chris, HAHAHA! No, Chris' dad is also an enabler too. Just in case you were wondering. Via NY Daily News ... “You have to have a balance in a relationship. You have to have someone who is spontaneous and whimsical but you also have to have someone who is grounded and logical.” That’s certainly not the case with Rihanna and her boy toy. “I personally MORE

Chris Brown might make a country album?

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The one thing that's kept Chris Brown relevant and famous all these years has been the fact that he makes the most general, ho-hum R&B pop imaginable. That kind of bland appeal has made him rich and successful and has allowed his fans to overlook the fact that he nearly beat Rihanna to death for no reason whatsoever. Except here's Chris talking about how he might make a country album some day, which means he can pretty much kiss his career MORE

Will.I.Am basically admitted to plagiarism

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Remember how trance artists Arty and Matt Zo pointed out how Will.I.Am ripped off their song for the sake of creating a crappy new collaboration with Chris Brown? Well, turns out Will.I.Am actually did kinda sorta take it without clearing rights or asking for permission. Whoops. Rolling Stone reports ... "Arty is a dope producer so I wrote this song to "Rebound" this last year," Will.i.am said on KISS-FM, USA Today reports. He continued, "I MORE

Will.I.Am allegedly ripped off an entire song!

Will.I.Am

Somewhere down the line, Will.I.Am went from being a socially conscious rapper to being the bargain bin of fading social trends clumsily repackaged for the absolute dumbest members of society. So of course, now William (THAT IS HIS NAME. YOU DO NOT GET TO THROW RANDOM PUNCTUATION INTO YOUR NAME JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN) is being accused of ripping off a song by Mat Zo and Arty for his new collaboration with Chris Brown, and you know something is MORE

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together

Rihanna and Chris Brown

Despite the fact that Chris Brown has given her every reason he possibly could to never date him again, Rihanna has apparently gone back to Chris again. At this point, I'm pretty sure Chris could hire a guy to spell out "DON'T DATE ME" in the sky and they'd still end up back together. Page Six reports ... Despite Chris Brown’s flirtatious behavior with other women, he and Rihanna appear to be as loved-up as ever. Reports emerged last week MORE

Chris Brown’s gentlemanly advice is sure to please ladies everywhere!

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Chris Brown, noted gentleman and feminist scholar, decided to bestow some advice onto men everywhere during his concert over the weekend. The advice in question, according to TMZ ... "You GOTTA say that one thing to her," Brown said ... "Don't make me have to tell you again, that's my p***y baby! ... so you better not give it away!" (See the video) ... That's a joke, right? That's just something they wrote on The Onion and everyone just MORE

Chris Brown got in a fight with a valet over ten bucks?

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Whenever we call out Chris Brown for being an angry, violent douche, we usually end up getting emails to the tune of "He's changed now! You don't know him!" or "That's in the past, stop bringing it up!" To those people, I say: Here's Chris and his stupid useless hanger-on friends getting into a fight with a valet over a ten dollar surcharge, because he's so peaceful now you guys. From TMZ ... It all went down at PINZ bowling alley in Studio MORE

Rihanna got attacked by a fan over Chris Brown?

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Look, we've never been exactly happy with Rihanna's dumbass decision to go back to Chris Brown, mostly because going back to a guy who horrifically abused you never ends well for you in the long run. And yes, we've voiced our displeasure over it, but it's not like we ever sat down and went, "you know what would end the cycle of physical abuse Rihanna's trapped in? MORE PHYSICAL ABUSE!" Except someone did, because an angry fan decided to express MORE

Rihanna got weed for Valentine’s Day (while fighting with Chris Brown)

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If there are two things Rihanna is known for, they're smoking a whole bunch of weed and being in an incredibly unhealthy relationship with her abusive ex Chris Brown. So of course, Rihanna combined both of those on Valentine's Day when she tweeted a picture of the giant weed plant she got for V.D., and then got into a passive-aggressive fight with Chris, because happy Valentine's Day! You're stuck in a cycle of abuse that you can only escape once MORE

The police chief who signed off on Chris Brown’s community service resigned

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For those of you wondering how the case for Chris Brown's allegedly-faked community service is going: The police chief (Bryan Norwood) who basically signed off on Chris' community service just resigned over the scandal, so there's a pretty good chance Chris is screwed here. TMZ reports ... The police chief who signed off on Chris Brown's alleged community service has resigned. Bryan Norwood, Chief of the PD in Richmond, Virginia, was MORE

Adele has no love for Chris Brown

Adele and Chris Brown

Just in case you were wondering if Adele could get any more impossibly perfect than she already is, the answer is a resounding yes. Yes she can. Last night, after Chris Brown refused to stand up when Frank Ocean beat out Chris for a Grammy, a few people noticed Adele side-eye Chris hard. According to The Sun, Adele went over to Chris afterwards and let that bitch have every last word of it ... When Ocean pipped him to the Best Urban Contempary MORE

Chris Brown is gracious in defeat

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Despite the fact that his album was a critical flop, Chris Brown somehow managed to get a Grammy nomination, because ... I'm honestly not really sure why. Maybe the Grammys enjoy it when people unironically compare themselves to Jesus? The world may never know. Either way, Chris lost the awards to Frank Ocean, and behaved about as well as you would expect him too. Via TMZ... Chris Brown handled his Grammy defeat to Frank Ocean last night with MORE