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Ever wondered why Rihanna continually goes back to Chris Brown, even though he physically abused her and still shows numerous warning signs of horrifically abusive tendencies? Well, here is her dad Ronald Fenty telling Life & Style magazine that he hopes his daughter marries Chris, so right there should tell you everything you need to know about RiRi's impressions on men. “Whatever makes her happy,” Rihanna’s dad, Ronald Fenty, tells MORE
Pop quiz! Let's say you very publicly broke up with your girlfriend in order to be with an ex whom you physically abused in a horrific way and whom you've been seeing in secret for the past few months. What do you do? If you said "get drunk and make an artsy video to post on the internet," congrats moron! You're Chris Brown. After dumping Karrueche Tran so that he could be with Rihanna, Chris went into damage control by putting together a MORE
Earlier this morning, pictures circulated of Chris Brown hanging out with Rihanna in a New York City bar, which everyone assumed meant that they were getting back together. But that couldn't be right, could it? It's not like we live in a society that enables abuse, do we? But then I remembered last night's episode of South Park and realized that yes, we are terrible and that's why Chris dumped his girlfriend to get back together with Rihanna. MORE
I don't know what's going on in Hollywood right now, but it's like everyone woke up today and said "Let's take a huge crap on decades of feminism!" So here's a story about how Rihanna allegedly had sex in a NYC club's bathroom with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. You know, the guy who physically abused her while they were in a relationship? Yeah, that douche. Page Six reports ... Five minutes later, Rihanna, who had been partying with pals at MORE
So I'm not sure if you know this, but if you're on probation, you're apparently supposed to stay off drugs and obey laws and stuff? I know, it sounds so weird now that I say it, but it's true! Anyway, back in June, Chris Brown was given a drug test back in June while he was supposed to be doing community service, and wouldn't you know it, the guy tested positive for weed. Admittedly, this is barely counts as a drug, but to be fair, if someone MORE
Chris Brown has really earned his tough guy rep, what with his beating up women and throwing a hissy fit on Twitter when Drake gave him a widdle boo-boo on his chinny-chin-chin. Well, now his crew is getting in on that sweet "harass those physically weaker than you" action, by yelling at little old sandwich-making ladies and chasing elderly men around with tasers. Yeah, I know. Takes a real man to beat up women and the elderly. RumorFix reports MORE
The other day, the web caught wind of Chris Brown's new neck tattoo, which featured a woman's face which appeared to be heavily battered and bruised. Considering Chris's history of domestic abuse, this probably wasn't the best idea in the world. Anyway, today he's trying to clear the rumours by saying that it was actually a face from a MAC Cosmetic Ad. ABC News reports ... “His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration MORE
Did you know MTV still shows music videos? Neither did I, but apparently they do because they're still running an entire awards show around it. Anyway, the nominees for the 2102 MTV Video Music Awards have been announced, with Rihanna and Drake leading the pack with five nods each, Katy Perry coming up with four, and Chris Brown getting two more nominations than he deserves. Video of the Year Katy Perry, "Wide Awake" Gotye, "Somebody That I MORE
Yesterday, Drake's and Chris Brown's crews allegedly got into a little bitty scuffle that ended with Chris getting a cut on his face, and apparently nobody saw the irony in this. Anyway, now there are reports that Chris's crew may or may not have been throwing gang signs, which is probably really bad for his probation. From TMZ: Eyewitnesses say ... Chris had been hanging out at his own VIP table with a posse of 16 other guys ... one of whom MORE
Dear Chris Brown, I heard your entourage got into a little scuffle with Drake's entourage and you got a cut on your face. Well ... Kind of puts that into perspective, huh? Sincerely, Jeremy Feist Chris Brown sustained a nasty gash on his chin -- apparently a wound from a bottle attack -- after his entourage allegedly clashed with Drake's crew in a NYC nightclub brawl. TMZ has confirmed with the NYPD that the two singers' MORE
Despite the fact that there are currently thousands of pit bull puppies, as well as other dogs, in animal shelters and rescue homes looking for a good home, Chris Brown decided that you should be paying him $1,000 for a puppy, instead of going to an animal shelter and saving one yourself for next to nothing. This is happening and we are all worse people for allowing it to be. From Hollywood.com: Brown put seven puppies up for sale at the web MORE
Say what you will about Reese Witherspoon -- specifically that she can cut diamonds with her chin. I swear to God, if I had a nickle for every time I heard that joke -- but the girl has a good head on her shoulders and is not afraid to go in on someone famous if she thinks that they're selling bullshit. Which is why she told People magazine that she talks to her kids to make sure they know not to be like Chris Brown and Rihanna, and that domestic MORE
I've been trying to hold off on the Chris Brown stories as of late, mostly because you can only beat the "Chris Brown is a terrible human being" horse so many times before you're just smacking a puddle of glue. That being said, it's been the slowest week ever, so I'll just slip in this one last Chris Brown post about how there's a warrant out for his arrest in Florida after the dumbass stole a woman's iPhone for trying to take a picture of him. MORE
And just like that, the Chris Brown situation gets impossibly worse. It turns out, Rihanna has either forgiven Chris for beating her to near death and then not learning anything from it, or she wants to win back Chris' pro-woman beating audience, because the two are collaborating on remixes of each others' songs, because it's not like Chris still shows signs of a potential abuser and the cycle of abuse won't repeat itself again. Because that MORE
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