So last night, our beloved Chaz Bono was shown the door on Dancing with the Stars, which is kind of sad because we liked him, but at the same time, he wasn’t exactly the best dancer in the world, sooooooo … meh, I guess it sorta balances itself out into fairness. Anyway, mama Cher didn’t appreciate it and proceeded to pull out a doll and point to which parts of her ass they could kiss.

@Cher: But your mom “could cut a bitch” ! Thank u Carrie Ann 4 your Gentility u r beautiful inside & out ! To the Gentleman?I didn’t know who u We’re b4 which I guess is a blessing ! Going Home is Fine but why insult him b4 he Goes! Maybe Rudeness & Flapping Arms take the place of TALENT ! As for the Older Gentleman ….every Show Needs A Grumpy Old Man ! Sorry my Tweets came out of Sequence ! But u can figure it out if u try!Condensed version …The Chick is beautiful & Polite ! The Men suck

Okay, so from what I could tell … she liked the girl, and she thinks that the old guy and the one with the indecipherable accent are complete and total douchers? I don’t know, I think that’s what it says. I love Cher (you must follow her on Twitter), but spelling is not exactly her forte. Anyway, we’re sad to see Chaz go, and apparently the judges have been pissing everyone off this week, so by default we’re taking Cher’s side on this one. Suck it, whoever the judges are!

Good news everyone! Remember how last week Cher promised that if her son Chaz Bono made it through to the next round, she would show up to the next episode of Dancing with the Stars? Well after giving Kristin Cavallari das boot (side note: HA!) Cher made good on her promise and showed up to cheer on Chaz, which probably marks the first time an actual star was on the show. I know, I’m surprised too. The Huffington Post reports:

But Cher did get some screen time after her son Chaz’s performance. To be honest, last week I thought Chaz deserved to go home, but after watching his fun, Rocky themed paso doble — his best performance yet — I feel like the old Chaz, the one that smiles and looks like he’s having a good time, was back. Even Lacey seemed like she was enjoying herself. Meanwhile, Cher looked like a proud mama, clapping, cheering, bouncing and even praying for her son — and it was hard to ignore the tears in her eyes after Chaz’s performance. Although, I thought Cher getting a standing ovation after Chaz mentioned her was a little much. After all, it was Chaz’s night to shine, not hers.

Awww, how sweet is that? Honestly, there is nothing that cannot be made infinitely better with the addition of Cher, so I’m glad she was able to make it to support her son. And I’m also glad that Nancy Grace was able to make it through an entire show without shitting her pants or flashing her tits at everyone, so all in all, I’d say that this was one of the show’s better nights!

So at first, when I heard Chaz Bono was going to be on Dancing With The Stars, I was all like “Yay! Good for him!” and then I sat back and realized “Oh, wait, that’s right, the Internet is full of dickwads …” So of course, people started bombing the web talking about how ABC is somehow trying to destroy families by acknowledging the fact that trans people exist and deserve the same rights as us. Anyway, Chaz’s mother, the incomparable Cher, took to Twitter to tell everyone to back the fuck off her son or she’d krav maga their balls through their fucking skull (I’m paraphrasing here.)

@cher: lovelies! Chaz is Being Viciously Attacked on Blogs & Message boards about being on DWTS! This is Still America right ? It took guts 2 do it

@cher: I support him no matter what he chooses 2do! God! will there always be haters! It took COURAGE 2 do dwts ! TG Chaz has an Unlimited supply

@cher: Can u guys check out sites & give him your support ? BTW … Mothers don’t stop Getting angry with stupid bigots who fk with their children !

Hey, inbred Internet assholes: I know you think that acknowledging transfolk and other people who aren’t heterosexual Aryan Christians somehow hurts families, but did it ever occur to you that people who are different from you might have families themselves? You know, families who love them? As in, that completely invulnerable, unbreakable concept you seem to think can at any moment crumble because, HOLY SHIT, people aren’t like you? Well, they do. Trans people have families and people like you who say otherwise are complete cunts. And also: IT’S A FUCKING DANCE COMPETITION.