Cameron Diaz is still talking about her vagina

Cameron Diaz

My boyfriend and I once caught Cameron Diaz plugging her body book once on a talkshow -- I think it was Ellen, but don't quote me on that -- and since my boyfriend actually has a degree in human biology, I asked him if anything she was saying made sense. For the most part, she actually did know what she was talking about, but she just had a habit of oversimplifying the language so much that it dumbed the whole thing down. Which is all my way of MORE

Chelsea Handler to Kris Jenner: Shut your pie hole!

Chelsea Handler and Kris Jenner

It hasn't exactly been a good month for Kris Jenner: Somewhere between the fact that her critical and commercial flop of a daytime talk show got canceled while her son-in-law has been the epicenter of a massive drug story, I think Kris is starting to realize that the massive pile of sh!t she sold to America is now being called out as a massive pile of sh!t. Well, now even Chelsea Handler is jumped on the "kick Kris while she's down" bandwagon, MORE

Lindsay Lohan is hosting ‘Chelsea Lately’

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan just got out of three-month rehab stint a few days ago, but she's already back to work, which in the grand scheme of things is probably one of the better things she could be doing for herself. Funny lady Chelsea Handler apparently has enough confidence in Lindsay to let her guest host her talk show for an episode (airing August 5th). To be fair, it's on E!, so thankfully there isn't too much pressure on Lindsay considering her MORE

Chelsea Handler thinks Taylor Swift is a virgin

Chelsea Handler and Taylor Swift

Because Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both got a ton of internet love after they gently side-stepped Taylor Swift's banishment to hell, Chelsea Handler apparently said "me too!" and jumped on the bandwagon. So last night on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, she told Andy Cohen that she thinks Taylor is a virgin, because sure why not? From Us Weekly ... Handler, who is friends with Couric, addressed the controversy when Andy Cohen asked her to weigh MORE

Chelsea Handler: The most overpaid person on TV?

Chelsea Handler

In a fun little study put together by the good people over at the Los Angeles Times, funny lady Chelsea Handler was named as the most overpaid person on TV, when you take into consideration her salary versus how many viewers she has. Turns out, writing borderline funny but not really the great jokes about things in the news pays like freakin' mad, as she pulls in $16.70 per viewer. Chelsea Handler may not have a lot of viewers, but she gets MORE

Joan Rivers vs. Chelsea Handler

Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler

As one of the first (and possibly funniest) female comedians, Joan Rivers is usually a good litmus test to see who is and isn't a respectable funny lady. So of course, it turns out Joan kind of totally hates Chelsea Handler because she feels like Chelsea basically just slept her way to the middle. RadarOnline reports: "Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she's fine, MORE

Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler!

Elizabeth Banks + Chelsea Handler

Despite being a beautiful and talented actress, Elizabeth Banks apparently gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler on a regular basis, which I'm just going to read as "Elizabeth Banks wakes up every morning and pisses in the cornflakes of every man, woman and child in the U.S.". "I was sitting in Toronto and a guy walked up to me and said, 'Oh my god, my girlfriend loves you. She would die if I didn't get your autograph. This is so exciting!'" the Our MORE

Chelsea Handler fired half her staff!

Chelsea Handler

... You know what? Just assume everyone was fired over the weekend. Happy Independence day! You no longer have a job. Anyway, I'm assuming after someone actually sat down and watched the absolutely terrible trailer for Chelsea Handler's new show, Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, they decided that the show sucked so Chelsea axed half her staff while she blamed it on "creative reasons". Producers for Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, MORE

Chelsea Handler insults an entire country!

Chelsea Handler

You know, I kinda thought that whole "Amy Winehouse drunkenly performs in Serbia" thing had great comedic potential, and apparently funny lady Chelsea Handler thought so too. Only instead of going after Amy, she decided to go after Serbia for some reason, calling the entire country a disappointment. Get it? No? ... *Rimshot?* The largest outrage in Belgrade and beyond this week seems reserved for Handler’s remarks, which aired later in the MORE

‘Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea’ is coming to NBC!

Chelsea Handler

First, let me just say: I like Chelsea Handler, I really do. I have all her books, and I think she's hilariously funny. That being said, the upcoming NBC sitcom based off her book, Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea looks ... bad. Really bad. This looks like it was created by a group of English as a Forty-Second Language students who read the dust cover of her book and thought "Let's see ... drunk blonde bitch who fucks red heads? We can make MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow has no love for her granny!

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chelsea Handler

While promoting her new book, Gwyneth Paltrow stopped by Chelsea Lately to GOOP all over the place. Anyway, after blabbing for what seems like forever, but in reality was only a few minutes, Chelsea Handler discovered that both their grandmothers were named "Mutti". Cue the great-maternal arms race. It turns out, they both hated their grandmothers, so they took turns calling their muttis worse and worse names until Gwyneth decided to play her MORE

Jenna Jameson vs. Chelsea Handler!


So what do we call this one? The battle of the chicks who fucked their way into a career? (Excuse me for a second, I have to throw the first stone at my glass house ...) Anyway, Jenna Jameson didn't take too kindly to a fairly tame joke Chelsea Handler made about her so she decided the best way to vent would be to air it out on Twitter. And then she wrote something. Hey-O! "Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... Probably because she's a MORE