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Posts tagged with ‘Charlie Sheen’

  • Charlie Sheen

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Charlie Sheen goes on vacation …

    … with his pot-model girlfriend, a pornstar, and his ex-wife whose throat he held a knife against. Or did he…

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  • Charlie Sheen and Kacey Jordan

    Oh Charlie Sheen …

    Well, you knew it was going to happen eventually. One of Charlie Sheen‘s hookers from his now infamous Whore-a-thon last…

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  • Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

    Charlie gives advice to Lindsay. Face, meet palm.

    For reasons entirely beyond me, Charlie Sheen decided to give advice to Lindsay Lohan during an appearance on a radio…

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  • Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men

    Charlie Sheen is a gigantic dickwad!

    I have good news and bad news. Well, specifically, I have good news for people who appreciate good television and…

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  • Charlie Sheen

    Morality is not in Charlie Sheen’s contract!

    How’s this for depressing: According to his contract, Charlie Sheen can inject cocaine into his lungs (that’s how drugs work,…

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  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Sheen’s Whore-a-Thon: The Movie!

    Show of hands: Anybody out there want to watch a porn consisting of two minutes of sex and fifty-eight minutes…

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  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Sheen hates all of you *thiiiiiiiis* much!

    Another day, another episode of the coke-fueled hooker-parade that is Charlie Sheen‘s existence. Today, Charlie is texting the media to…

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  • Charlie Sheen

    Yeah, about Charlie Sheen’s rehab stay …

    Whoops! Did I say Charlie Sheen was in rehab? I meant the exact opposite of that. Turns out Charlie never…

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  • Charlie Sheen is in rehab … again!

    So after nearly dying after trying to eat an entire briefcase of cocaine while creating the world’s most incestuous harem,…

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  • Charlie Sheen wants a ‘Porn Family’. Of course!

    So apparently Charlie Sheen was hospitalized yesterday, but I never got around to covering it because (A) I’m lazy, and…

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  • Jon Cryer is really gullible, huh?

    So while Charlie Sheen is out working to ensure that his body evolves to the point where he can literally…

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  • Charlie Sheen’s hookers cost $26,000!

    Because, really, what else are you supposed to do when you make $1.8 Million per episode of a crappy television…

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