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So last Friday, Betty White gave an interview to the Daily Mail where she called out Lindsay Lohan and a certain unmentionable person that will never grace the pages of PopBytes again unless he dies or goes to rehab (balls in your court, douchebag!). She basically said that they were unprofessional losers who partied harder than they worked. Of course, Lindsay has all the self-awareness and sense of responsibility of a leftover ham sandwich, so MORE
Well, well, well ... it seems Charlie Sheen is full of surprises. I expected the typical crack flab (skinny fat) underneath those ridiculous Hawaiian shirts, but this bitch is buff! Winning? Hardly. We all know Charlie is a walking cesspool of drugs and porn star germs. The exterior may look impressive for a man his age but nobody I know would hit that, unless it was with their car. People are often wrapped up in the result rather than the MORE
There's a certain moment in every adult's life when they realize that while they can do whatever they want, they probably shouldn't. When I first moved out of my parents house, I realized I could finally lie around eating Pop-Tarts for every meal and no one could tell me otherwise. And then I realized I wasn't eight-years-old and I stopped. However, some people never learn this lesson. Charlie Sheen is one of those people. Which brings me to MORE
Oh my word, I am so damn sick of hearing about Charlie Sheen and his fucked up ways, but obviously a lot of people aren't quite there yet (It was semi-funny at first but not anymore). Now he has his own web show on UStream called Sheen's Korner, broadcasted out of his Sherman Oaks home. Last night was the first show and lasted for fifty-one minutes, if you're a glutton for punishment, you can watch the entire broadcast below. After all his MORE
So earlier we all found out that Charlie Sheen was losing custody of his twins because he's a coke-addicted nutcase with a history of violence and two live-in prostitutes, or as he calls 'em, goddesses. However, Charlie tweeted yesterday that he and ex-wife Brooke Mueller reached a custody agreement, but now that's off because Brooke thinks Charlie is a gigantic media whore. No, you don't say. Charlie tweeted a short time ago he and Brooke MORE
So by now you have either (A) started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter, (B) know someone who is following him on Twitter who is retweeting everything on say because people need to hear the ravings of a coke-addicted psychopath, or (C) you're not on Twitter because those blognets confuse you. Anyway, it turns out the only reason Charlie is on Twitter is to become a corporate shill, which officially means there are now three whores in Charlie's MORE
Because you can't run a story about a white, psychopathic man without getting Donald Trump's opinions on it (He thinks they're great!), The Don apparently thinks that Charlie Sheen is doing just fine and is, as he's already stated, a winner. “[Charlie] is not doing so badly — I thought he’d be a total wreck,” Donald told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover of the embattled star’s status in an interview on Access Hollywood Live on Wednesday. MORE
Remember Brooke Mueller? She was married to Charlie Sheen, had twin boys with him, and then he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her? Yeah, her. Well, he threatened to kill her (AGAIN) so I guess she finally figured out that maybe her kids shouldn't be spending their time who thinks all women are either (A) prostitutes, or (B) target practice. A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, MORE
Not happy with merely opening his mouth and watching as a brown, frothy wave of BATSHIT INSANITY came spewing out, Charlie Sheen decided to jump on Twitter earlier today, presumably after figuring out how to type on a keyboard with his flame-throwing fists of win which you cannot understand with your puny, underdeveloped mind. @charliesheen: Winning ... ! Choose your Vice ... #Winning #ChooseYourVice http://twitpic.com/455ly9 And of MORE
Guess back-alley handies don't pay like they used to, huh? Anyway, because there was never a burning, sinking ship careening into destruction that Spencer Pratt wouldn't put his name on, pedo-beard decided that he would love to be Charlie Sheen's new PR guy after Sheen's old publicist Stan Rosenfield quit after realizing he was trying to convince the world to like Charlie. Spencer tells TMZ, he's so serious he'll even work for nothing -- MORE
Earlier today, Charlie Sheen's publicist, Stan Rosenfield, handed in his letter of resignation, presumably having carved it in the rafter he hanged himself from. Yeah, I guess after a while it must get kind of tiring trying to convince people the violent, drug-abusing, misogynistic psychopath is really a nice guy once you get to know him, assuming he doesn't shoot you or lock you in the closet. Stan Rosenfield tells TMZ ... he's resigning MORE
Proving once and for all that snorting coke turns you into a raging douche-munch, Charlie Sheen gave interviews to Good Morning America and the Today show in which he said that the emotional turmoil of getting put on temporary leave from his show for eating cocaine with his fire fists and banging hookers with his lightning penis was so great, he now needs $3 million per episode. Fuck you. NBC interviewer Jeff Rossen appeared startled when MORE
Yeah, remember that trip to the Bahamas Charlie Sheen went on with three clearly suicidal women? Well, it gets better: Charlie gave a clearly coked-out interview in which he ... well, he pretty much just went off on fucking everything. I could reprint the entire thing for you here, but instead I'll just pick out the most, shall we say, 'representative' quotes. On how your life sucks compared to his: they lay down with their ugly wives and MORE
... with his pot-model girlfriend, a pornstar, and his ex-wife whose throat he held a knife against. Or did he shoot her? Oh, wait, no, that was his first wife. Ha ha! I can't keep track of the women Charlie Sheen attempts to murder marries. Anyway, Charlie and the three women went to the Bahamas, and Charlie and two women are expected to come back Tuesday. Place your bets! Charlie Sheen boarded his private jet this afternoon along with his MORE
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