PSA: Do NOT lend anything to Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan

Hey, remember that dress Charlie Sheen supposedly got for Lindsay Lohan? Well, it turns out, Lindsay never actually bought the dress so much as she borrowed it, and amazingly, she took excellent care of it and returned it in the condition she received it in. HAHAHA! Just kidding! No, she basically ripped it in half and returned it in shreds. Us Weekly reports... Shear madness? Lindsay Lohan wore a gorgeous, beaded, floor-sweeping gown by Theia MORE

Charlie Sheen paid for Lindsay Lohan’s amfAR gown?

Lindsay Lohan

It's a well-known fact that Charlie Sheen will make it rain harder than Seattle on a girl if she's willing to sleep with him (see: the godesses) and Lindsay Lohan can weasel her way into just about anything. That being said, I'm sure these two facts have absolutely nothing to do with why Charlie willingly paid for half of Lindsay's amfAR gown the other night. Nothing at all. Via E! Online ... The Anger Management star has been exceptionally MORE

Lindsay Lohan finally sent the IRS money

Lindsay Lohan

Despite the fact that Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 more than a month ago so that she would finally pay her back taxes, Lindsay has only just recently actually bothered to fork over some cash to the IRS, because she is a shining example of responsibility, assuming the bar you set for responsibility is so low, The Molepeople are tripping over it. E! Online reports ... According to an official release issued by the IRS and obtained MORE

Lindsay Lohan didn’t want to kiss Charlie Sheen on the mouth

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

Hey, does anyone remember how Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman wouldn't kiss any of her Johns on the mouth? I don't know why I just thought of that. TMZ reports ... Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she was supposed to kiss Charlie three times during their Scary Movie bedroom scene, but she ultimately refused to do it because of Charlie's wild partying past. It's unclear what Lindsay was so paranoid about -- but we're told BOTH MORE

Charlie Sheen is a good samaritan!

Charlie Sheen

I know, I know: A story about a celebrity that doesn't involve them acting like an entitled twerp? Every once in a while, a celebrity actually does some good and we like to give credit where credit is due. Anyway, Charlie Sheen decided to spread a little Christmas cheer with the insane amount of money he has by giving $75,000 to a little girl with a really nasty form of cancer. Charlie Sheen really is putting the 'ho' back in 'ho ho ho.' HA! I'm MORE

Lindsay Lohan never thanked Charlie Sheen for the $100,000!

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

So remember how Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 for no reason whatsoever? Well, guess what? Charlie is just shocked -- SHOCKED I say! -- that Lindsay never thanked him for giving her what amounts to someone's annual salary. Because if there's one thing delusional, irresponsible, whack-jobs are known for, it's their manners. Entertainment Tonight reports ... "I'm still waiting for a text to say 'thank you,'" laughed Sheen. "Anything, MORE

Charlie Sheen wants to be Lindsay Lohan’s sugar daddy?

Lindsay Lohan

So remember when Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 for her taxes out of the kindness of his heart? Then we were all like, "Gosh, I wonder what she had to do for that?" Then we all mimed giving a blowjob? Well, according to National Enquirer, that's the basic gist of it yeah. Via Celebitchy ... “Charlies is in hot pursuit of Lindsay,” said a source. “He wants her to be his new goddess. Charlie has a soft spot for lost causes MORE

Lindsay Lohan wants her own sitcom now

Lindsay Lohan

Despite the fact that Liz & Dick was reviled by everyone who saw it, got less viewers than Lifetime's remake of Steel Magnolias, and has done more to tarnish Liz Taylor's reputation than White Diamonds ever did, Lindsay Lohan seems to think that this will be her big break into TV. Technically, when you set off a bomb, it creates a big break, so I can sort of see her thinking here. Via RadarOnline ... "Lindsay has asked her manager and MORE

Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000?!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

Because Lindsay Lohan's biggest problem is that she isn't given enough unwarranted breaks in her life, her Scary Movie 5 co-star, Charlie Sheen, reportedly gave her $100,000 to help her cover her unpaid taxes. Bear in mind, this is the same Lindsay Lohan who reportedly made $2 Million last year and is currently set to make another $2 Million this year, but yes, this poor, starving person really needs financial help. TMZ reports ... During MORE

Charlie Sheen’s craziness has resurfaced!

Charlie Sheen

Oh for ... no, NO. Seriously, Charlie Sheen was the first celebrity I actually had to lay-off of because I wasn't entirely sure the poor guy wasn't going to accidentally off himself. That, and you can only make so many jokes about "WINNING!" and "TIGER BLOOD" before the dead horse gets up and says, "Would you quit hitting me? This accomplishes nothing." Anyway, after Charlie got clean, the world let up, but now it seems like Charlie may be crazy MORE

Lindsay Lohan is stealing clothes again?

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

If you book Lindsay Lohan for any sort of gig that involves her acting in a professional manner, one of two things will happen: either she won't show up, or she'll show up and take a bunch of stuff, because don't you know who she is? She was in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen! BOW BEFORE THE QUEEN! Anyway, after skipping out on work on the set of Scary Movie 5, RadarOnline says that Lindsay finally showed up and allegedly grabbed $15,000 MORE

Charlie Sheen and LiLo make out in ‘Scary Movie 5′

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

Remember how Lindsay Lohan finally got around to reading the script and immediately tried to fake walking pneumonia so that she could back out of it before someone helpfully pointed out to her that she's about as employable as an art history major? Well, turns out the scene in question involved her and Charlie Sheen making out, so read into that whatever you will. EntertainmentWise reports ... The 26-year-old actress seemed at ease with her MORE

Scary Movie 5: Lindsay Lohan AND Charlie Sheen!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

Because the only thing less timely than a Black Swan spoof is a bunch of Charlie Sheen jokes, he of the perpetual drug-induced frenzy has signed on to star in Scary Movie 5. And in what I'm sure is just a total coincidence, Lindsay Lohan has also signed on, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that half of the script is just snorting while Ashley Tisdale fires her agent. E! Online reports ... Maybe being the next Anna Faris is just what MORE

Charlie Sheen isn’t a fan of ‘Two and a Half Men’

Charlie Sheen

They say hindsight is 20/20, although I'm not sure how accurate that is when you've taken so many drugs through your eyeballs that you cry heroin tears. Anyway, now that Charlie Sheen has been off Two and a Half Men for a while and he can finally get some distance between himself and what is objectively a shitty show, Charlie has finally seen the light and realized that Two and a Half Men was actually always just a really shitty show, that his MORE