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When Lindsay Lohan first showed up on the set of Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management, the first story that made its way to TMZ was that LiLo showed up on time and came prepared, which ... congratulations! That's the bare minimum of literally every job known to mankind. Well, as time went on, more and more details emerged, once again painting Lindsay as an unprofessional jagweed intent on crushing any hope that she would ever grow up and MORE
Lindsay Lohan is basically unemployable now to the point where the only time anyone actually bothers casting her is when they need to a big name stunt-casting to bring people in on an otherwise unsellable movie. And every time she actually does get work, she finds a way to act like a complete asshole on set and make everyone hate her. So guess how her guest stint on Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management went? Well, E! Online has the completely MORE
Remember how earlier this week I made a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was basically going to cram alcohol into her before she went to rehab the same way a college student crams before a test because LINDSAY LOHAN? Well, like most of my jokes about LiLo, this one came true: According to Page Six, Lindsay is planning on spending a week with Charlie Sheen before she goes to lockdown rehab/jail, which must be like getting a cheat sheet before your MORE
Above is the just released poster for Scary Movie 5, due out on April 12th. It does feature Charlie Sheen but it looks like Lindsay Lohan was totally cut from the poster, which sucks for her since this is practically the only thing she has in the works career wise except The Canyons (that film has its own troubles as well). Yes, she does have a small cameo appearance in the film, but I am a bit surprised she wasn't included sitting next to MORE
For reasons beyond me, Charlie Sheen has made it his new goal to try and turn Lindsay Lohan around, and ooooooooo I just realized that could be misread in so many dirty ways. Can I try that again? Okay, Charlie wants Lindsay to flip herself upside-down, and NOPE, that's worse. All right, Charlie wants to fix LiLo, to the point where he's given her hundreds of thousands of dollars to help her turn it around. So of course, after vowing to mentor MORE
Hey, remember that dress Charlie Sheen supposedly got for Lindsay Lohan? Well, it turns out, Lindsay never actually bought the dress so much as she borrowed it, and amazingly, she took excellent care of it and returned it in the condition she received it in. HAHAHA! Just kidding! No, she basically ripped it in half and returned it in shreds. Us Weekly reports... Shear madness? Lindsay Lohan wore a gorgeous, beaded, floor-sweeping gown by Theia MORE
It's a well-known fact that Charlie Sheen will make it rain harder than Seattle on a girl if she's willing to sleep with him (see: the godesses) and Lindsay Lohan can weasel her way into just about anything. That being said, I'm sure these two facts have absolutely nothing to do with why Charlie willingly paid for half of Lindsay's amfAR gown the other night. Nothing at all. Via E! Online ... The Anger Management star has been exceptionally MORE
Despite the fact that Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 more than a month ago so that she would finally pay her back taxes, Lindsay has only just recently actually bothered to fork over some cash to the IRS, because she is a shining example of responsibility, assuming the bar you set for responsibility is so low, The Molepeople are tripping over it. E! Online reports ... According to an official release issued by the IRS and obtained MORE
Hey, does anyone remember how Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman wouldn't kiss any of her Johns on the mouth? I don't know why I just thought of that. TMZ reports ... Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she was supposed to kiss Charlie three times during their Scary Movie bedroom scene, but she ultimately refused to do it because of Charlie's wild partying past. It's unclear what Lindsay was so paranoid about -- but we're told BOTH MORE
I know, I know: A story about a celebrity that doesn't involve them acting like an entitled twerp? Every once in a while, a celebrity actually does some good and we like to give credit where credit is due. Anyway, Charlie Sheen decided to spread a little Christmas cheer with the insane amount of money he has by giving $75,000 to a little girl with a really nasty form of cancer. Charlie Sheen really is putting the 'ho' back in 'ho ho ho.' HA! I'm MORE
So remember how Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 for no reason whatsoever? Well, guess what? Charlie is just shocked -- SHOCKED I say! -- that Lindsay never thanked him for giving her what amounts to someone's annual salary. Because if there's one thing delusional, irresponsible, whack-jobs are known for, it's their manners. Entertainment Tonight reports ... "I'm still waiting for a text to say 'thank you,'" laughed Sheen. "Anything, MORE
So remember when Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 for her taxes out of the kindness of his heart? Then we were all like, "Gosh, I wonder what she had to do for that?" Then we all mimed giving a blowjob? Well, according to National Enquirer, that's the basic gist of it yeah. Via Celebitchy ... “Charlies is in hot pursuit of Lindsay,” said a source. “He wants her to be his new goddess. Charlie has a soft spot for lost causes MORE
Despite the fact that Liz & Dick was reviled by everyone who saw it, got less viewers than Lifetime's remake of Steel Magnolias, and has done more to tarnish Liz Taylor's reputation than White Diamonds ever did, Lindsay Lohan seems to think that this will be her big break into TV. Technically, when you set off a bomb, it creates a big break, so I can sort of see her thinking here. Via RadarOnline ... "Lindsay has asked her manager and MORE
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