Charlie Sheen’s fiancée is still technically married

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

When Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former porn star) Brett Rossi, I gave them the benefit of the doubt because ... seriously, have you seen every other marriage in Hollywood? Things work differently down there. I figured I'd give them a fair shake. Except it turns out Brett wants to start a family soon, but whoops! Turns out she's still married. Go figs. NY Daily News reports ... There may a slight hold up in Charlie Sheen's wedding to new MORE

Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former) porn star Brett Rossi

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

Because this sort of thing has worked out so well for both parties in the past, Charlie Sheen is engaged for the fourth time to former porn star Brett Rossi. That tiny groan you just heard was the sound of every other porn star in Los Angeles watching as their pay day sails of into the sunset. Three-time divorcee Charlie Sheen is hopping back on the marriage wagon ... this time to former adult star Brett Rossi. Sheen proposed Saturday morning MORE

Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!

Charlie Sheen

It's been years, literally years, since Charlie Sheen left Two And A Half Men and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. And if his Twitter feed is to be believed, he hasn't really let that one go. Or maybe he has? Honestly, by the looks of his tweets, he goes back and forth on it a MORE

Charlie Sheen wrote a poem for crack mayor Rob Ford

Charlie Sheen and Rob Ford

Here's a fun little fact for you guys: This site is actually based in California, but I'm writing from Toronto, and if you haven't been paying attention to the news lately ... well our mayor, Rob Ford, smokes crack. There's a video of him smoking crack, and now the police have it, and the entire thing has just been a sh!tshow. Anyway, The Daily Currant wrote a satirical piece yesterday about Charlie Sheen asking Rob Ford to step down. Charlie, MORE

Charlie Sheen, the tiger blood-drinking fighter jet, has returned!

Charlie Sheen

Yesterday, I talked about how Denise Richards announced that she could no longer care for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's twin boys Bob and Max because they were torturing small animals. EEP. Well, Charlie has apparently gone into protective dad mode, and is now declaring war on Brooke and the Department of Child and Family Services the only way he knows how ... with his fire-punching fighter jet wizardry. TMZ reports ... Charlie quotes MORE

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller: Best parents ever?

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller

I've been purposefully ignoring the latest spat between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, mostly because I'm already following one crack-smoking famous person and there's no way I can add two more to the bill without losing all hope in humanity. Except now it turns out Denise Richards, who's been surprisingly awesome about looking after Charlie and Brooke's kids since they can't be bothered, has decided that she can't keep babysitting the duo's MORE

Farrah Abraham sold out Charlie Sheen …

Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham

Because Farrah Abraham is so successful now and has a reality TV deal lined up and everything, she decided to call up Charlie Sheen and proposition for the chance to be one of his goddesses. Is he still doing goddesses? Maybe, I don't know. Well, she and Charlie exchanged a few texts before Farrah immediately turned around and sold them to the highest bidder because ... well, she's Farrah. Being a deceitful, calculating douche is her modus MORE

Trailer: Machete Kills

Machete Kills

Director Robert Rodriguez is back with Machete Kills starring Danny Trejo, the follow-up to 2010's totally bloody and violent Machete, which I absolutely loved. That movie actually had Lindsay Lohan's best role in years even though she had a minor part, too bad she didn't score a part this time around! Both Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez are back for seconds, and they're joined by Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Carlos Estevez (aka Charlie Sheen), MORE

Links: They really do make the perfect couple …

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

→ Lindsay Lohan let Charlie Sheen grope her on the Scary Movie 5 red carpet in LA! The Blemish → Isabella Cruise's boyfriend, Eddie Frencher, fled the Sea Org: what will Tom do? Celebitchy → Janet Jackson probably has the best music videos in the history of music videos! BuzzFeed → No matter how broken Lindsay Lohan is, she's still Lindsay Lohan (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → Nick Lachey better be careful or Taylor MORE

Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing … again!

Lindsay Lohan

When Lindsay Lohan first showed up on the set of Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management, the first story that made its way to TMZ was that LiLo showed up on time and came prepared, which ... congratulations! That's the bare minimum of literally every job known to mankind. Well, as time went on, more and more details emerged, once again painting Lindsay as an unprofessional jagweed intent on crushing any hope that she would ever grow up and MORE

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan was a train wreck on ‘Anger Management’

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

Lindsay Lohan is basically unemployable now to the point where the only time anyone actually bothers casting her is when they need to a big name stunt-casting to bring people in on an otherwise unsellable movie. And every time she actually does get work, she finds a way to act like a complete asshole on set and make everyone hate her. So guess how her guest stint on Charlie Sheen's FX show Anger Management went? Well, E! Online has the completely MORE

Lindsay Lohan is going to hang with Charlie Sheen before rehab?

Lindsay Lohan

Remember how earlier this week I made a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was basically going to cram alcohol into her before she went to rehab the same way a college student crams before a test because LINDSAY LOHAN? Well, like most of my jokes about LiLo, this one came true: According to Page Six, Lindsay is planning on spending a week with Charlie Sheen before she goes to lockdown rehab/jail, which must be like getting a cheat sheet before your MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Left off the ‘Scary Movie 5′ poster!

Scary Movie 5

Above is the just released poster for Scary Movie 5, due out on April 12th. It does feature Charlie Sheen but it looks like Lindsay Lohan was totally cut from the poster, which sucks for her since this is practically the only thing she has in the works career wise except The Canyons (that film has its own troubles as well). Yes, she does have a small cameo appearance in the film, but I am a bit surprised she wasn't included sitting next to MORE

Lindsay Lohan wants Charlie Sheen to zip it!

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

For reasons beyond me, Charlie Sheen has made it his new goal to try and turn Lindsay Lohan around, and ooooooooo I just realized that could be misread in so many dirty ways. Can I try that again? Okay, Charlie wants Lindsay to flip herself upside-down, and NOPE, that's worse. All right, Charlie wants to fix LiLo, to the point where he's given her hundreds of thousands of dollars to help her turn it around. So of course, after vowing to mentor MORE