The new ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ cast has been announced …

The Celebrity Apprentice

And actually, it just occurred to me–why do they still call it The Celebrity Apprentice? At this point, they've stopped making the actual Apprentice, so the celebrity version is now the default. I don't know, that seems weird to me for some reason. Anyway, here's the just announced cast list for the new season of The Celebrity Apprentice–let's find out who's going to be selling pizzas in NYC this time ... Kate Gosselin - Had 8 kids, MORE

Trailer: Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars

Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars

Yes, the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, featuring a collection of the shows best competitors, is coming soon, which means another season of trying to ignore Donald Trump so I can focus on Gary Busey's intoxicating insanity. Anyway, here's the first trailer for the All-Stars season (kicking off March 3rd on NBC), which features one of the most sublime reads I've ever seen come out of a celeb's mouth: LaToya Jackson: (To Omarosa) Who is the MORE

People are urging Macy’s to dump Donald Trump!

Donald Trump

You know a new season of Celebrity Apprentice is coming when Donald Trump cranks the douche knob up from "unbearable" to "excruciating." And he's been EXTRA douchey this year since it's an all-stars season, and people are getting so sick of him that half a million people have signed a petition on SignOn.org to make Macy's dump him and his product lines from their stores. Recently, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren sent Donald Trump a letter touting MORE

Who will be on ‘All-Star Celebrity Apprentice’?

All-Star Celebrity Apprentice

Okay, sure, maybe All-Star might be a bit of a stretch, but we can't all be RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars (Go Pandora Boxx!) Anyway, Donald Trump has decided to do an all-star season of Celebrity Apprentice, where he'll be bringing back the most popular contestants of seasons passed for a second chance at winning ... something. Remember when this show used to be about giving people jobs? Now it's just about making celebrities sell sandwiches in MORE

TelevisionBytes of the Week: Revenge, Glee, Idol, DWTS, and more!

TelevisionBytes

With all this upfront talk dominating the television conversation over the past three weeks, it’s hard to remember that it’s actually finale time! This week, we said goodbye to the last slew of shows (Revenge! Awake!), and hello to the first bits of summer TV (SYTYCD! Duets!). Here’s how it all played out: OMG you guys! Did you see that Revenge finale. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT!!!! What a satisfying, wonderful, breath-taking season finale MORE

Lisa Lampanelli: Celebrity Apprentice’s villain?

Lisa Lampanelli

I'm not sure if you heard this, but a while back, Donald Trump snubbed Lisa Lampanelli at a basketball game by making sure all the pretty contestants on The Celebrity Apprentice (read: they're useless but willing to fuck Trump so they'll go far) got front row for the sake of publicity while she was pushed to the back. Well, Lisa didn't like that, and now Donald is claiming that Lisa will be edited to look like the villain of the show. So MORE

Behold the new cast of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

Celebrity Apprentice

While it kills me to give Donald Trump the recognition he wants (and you know he wants it bad) I do have to devote some time to the new cast of NBC's Celebrity Apprentice because it has a shitload of totally random celebrities, pretty good ones to boot, and it's all for charity anyway. Plus: George Takei, man. George fucking Takei. Access Hollywood reports: Mob boss widow Victoria Gotti, singer Clay Aiken and IndyCar champ Michael Andretti are MORE

NeNe Leakes quit ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

NeNe Leakes

Last night was some sort of mass exodus on The Celebrity Apprentice, because not one, not two, but THREE contestants were sent home last night! Yes, La Toya Jackson and Star Jones were both fired last night, but the big story is that NeNe Leakes actually quit the show because Star was such a gigantic bitch for the entire show. Well, that and the fact that NeNe was actually kind of useless. A little of column A, a little of column B MORE

Meat Loaf vs. Gary Busey: Battle of the WTF stars!

Meat Loaf vs. Gary Busey

I know, I know, we're all supposed to be boycotting Celebrity Apprentice because Donald Trump is a gay-hating douche, but COME ON. LaToya Jackson? Gary Busey? Star Jones? Wild horses couldn't drag me away from that kind of celebrity crazy (Seriously, Dionne Warwick? Total C-U-Next-Tuesday!) Anyway, yesterday's episode took the crazy dial and cranked it right up over 9,000 by starting off with a feud between Dionne and Nene Leakes, and then MORE