Revealed: Who’s Who on ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’

American Horror Story: Coven

I think there's still like three months until FX's American Horror Story: Freakshow premieres, and while the web desperately clings to fake season four trailers to tide us over (whoops ... fell for it!), here's the character / cast list that leaked online. The unofficial who's who, via Out magazine ... Jessica Lange is Elsa Mars Emma Roberts is Maggie Sarah Paulson is the dual role of Siamese twins Bette and Dot (a vision to MORE

Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie cast in ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

Lupita Nyong'o

When last we left Star Wars: Episode VII, I may have kind of sort of slightly hinted ("hinted", yeah) that I wasn't thrilled with how few female parts they wrote for the movie. Well, like a blessing from nerd heaven, two new female roles have been added to Episode VII, and they've been filled by Game Of Thrones' Gwendoline Christie and Lupita Nyong'o. Let it never be said that the people behind the new Star Wars movies don't know how to correct MORE

The ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ cast has been announced

Star Wars: Episode VII

So, good news and bad news internet! The good news is that the cast for the newest installment in the Star Wars franchise has been announced. Yay! The bad news is that it's keeping alive the tradition of only having one token female character for every six male characters. From the official website ... Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of MORE

The ‘Jem and The Holograms’ movie has a cast!

Jem and The Holograms

Half the fun of rebooting old TV shows and movies from the 80's is seeing which actors and actresses who aren't even old enough to reference the source material get cast. Such is the case with the new Jem and the Holograms movie, which is filled with talented young actresses, none of whom were alive when the show was on the air. (To be fair, neither was I, so this is more an observation than a condemnation.) SlashFilm reports ... Aubrey MORE

They’re making another Karate Kid movie with Jaden Smith?

Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan | The Karate Kid 2

If After Earth should have taught Will Smith anything, it's that the American movie-going audience just isn't that into Jaden Smith, no matter how much money he spends buying his son a film career. It also should have taught Jaden that 14-year-olds are not the wizened philosophers he thinks they are, but that's beside the point. The point is, Jaden is going to give this acting thing another try with a second Karate Kid movie, so you can all look MORE

Lindsay Lohan was almost in The Avengers? (Sure she was)

Lindsay Lohan

The longer Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series is on the air, the more apparent it is that Lindsay really hasn't learned jack-sh!t from Oprah Winfrey along with her many attempts (6 times?) at rehab. Or her stalled career. Or that take-down piece about what an insane jag-weed she was to work with on the set of The Canyons (which was seriously one of the worst movies ever, no lie). Learning is not Lindsay's strong suit is what I'm saying. Anyway, her MORE

The cast of the ‘Fantastic Four’ reboot is …

Fantastic Four

Because FOX needs to make a Fantastic Four movie every so often or else they lose the film rights, here comes another reboot of the Fantastic Four. Except you could actually get a little bit excited here because the cast doesn't sound half bad! A little young, admittedly, but promising at least! Sources tell THR that the studio is making deals with Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Jamie Bell to star in the project that reboots MORE

Ugh: Justin Bieber might partake in ‘Fast & Furious 7′

Justin Bieber

Whenever an actor dies in the middle of filming, there's always the awkward question of what to do with their character. When Heath Ledger died during the making of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, they replaced him with Jude Law, Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp, and they donated their salaries to Ledger's daughter. When Cory Monteith died on Glee, they wrote a tribute episode and played his character's death as straight as possible. And when MORE

Tom Hardy is playing Elton John?

Tom Hardy

What's this? A story about two talented professionals working together and not another fake sham wedding between gold-digging whore beasts and dipsh!t millionaires? I ... I don't even know what I am anymore. Anyway, here's a new story from Deadline about how English actor Tom Hardy will be playing Elton John in an upcoming movie about his life called Rocketman. As Deadline reported in June when FilmDistrict paid $10 million to acquire U.S. MORE

Hottie Jamie Dornan is your new Christian Grey

Jamie Dornan

Now that Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of Fifty Shades of Grey, presumably because he actually got around to actually reading the book, they've been looking for a new actor to practice fake BDSM on screen for undiscerning menopausal mothers. So here comes Irish actor Jamie Dornan of Once Upon A Time to teach menopausal women that abuse is super hot and in no way different from actual, safely practiced kink. From The Hollywood Reporter ... The MORE

Charlie Hunnam pulls the safe word on ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Charlie Hunnam

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving everyone! I'm still going to be working today since this is an American site, but that won't stop me from milking a "thankfulness" theme out of today's news. So let's start with Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam pulling out of Fifty Shades of Grey, presumably after he actually read the book. "Oh my gawd, has this woman never had sex before? ... No kinky person pulls another person's pubes! That's just stupid! RED. MORE

“Fifty Shades of Grey” now starring … Charlie Hunnam & Dakota Johnson!

Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson

After months of speculation as to who would play the leads in the (ugh) "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie (due out next August), it looks like we finally have our two main leads: The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy and relative newcomer Dakota Johnson, daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, have been cast as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, as per tweets by author E.L. James. "The gorgeous and MORE

Bryan Cranston will not be Lex Luthor

Bryan Cranston

A little while back, a rumor started going around that Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston would be playing Lex Luthor in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel. There was no actual basis to this rumor, other than the fact that he plays another bald villainous man on a hit TV show, but the internet picked it up and ran with it anyway. Well, my apologies to the fanboys who were hoping this would turn out to be true, but MSN has just debunked the rumor as MORE

Vampire Bill is going to star in ‘The Sound of Music’

Stephen Moyer

If the idea of Ben Affleck starring as Batman is enough to blow your gawddamn mind, prepare to have it DOUBLE BLOWN. True Blood's Stephen Moyer is set to star in NBC's upcoming live production (taking place on December 5th) of Rodgers & Hammerstein's classical musical The Sound of Music, alongside Carrie Underwood. Because when you think lavish Broadway musicals, you think of the undead guy who ripped Arliss Howard's head off while high on fairy MORE