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Because at this point, casting for the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie has become a matter of throwing darts at a board covered in People magazines and making an offer to whoever they hit, Arrow star Stephen Amell has reportedly been approached for the role of Christian Grey, the abusive asshole that fans of the books apparently all swoon over. Entertainment Weekly reports ... In a Facebook Q&A with fans, Arrow star Stephen Amell confirms MORE
Last week, I worried about the possibility that Emma Watson would star in the very likely terrible film adaptation of the Fifty Shades of Grey books. Except it turns out those rumors are untrue and we can all breathe easier now that we know she won't being starring in any of the films. Via E! Online ... Don't look for Emma Watson in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey flick. The Harry Potter star made it clear she's not interested in headlining MORE
As much as I hate 50 Shades of Grey -- And I do. As someone who actually knows about that stuff, I absolutely, whole-heartedly despise 50 Shades of Grey -- I actually really like Emma Watson. Which is why it kinda hurts me right in the soul to learn that Emma may or may not be in the new movie, if a recent hack by Anonymous is to be believed. Via ScreenCrush... The collective of hackers, known as Anonymous, successfully broke into the database MORE
In related news, Miley Cyrus still makes music? Really? Huh, how 'bout that? Anyway, Miley recorded a new song with DJ Borgore, and the two of them decided to cast twenty-year-old porn star Jessie Andrews in the music video, because SUCK IT DISNEY. TMZ reports ... The video was shot a couple weeks ago at Beacher's Madhouse in Hollywood -- for Miley's new song "Decisions" with Israeli DJ Borgore. Sources close to production tell TMZ, the song's MORE
The original Zoolander (2001) was about a bunch of supermodels who were almost too dumb to feed themselves, so of course when they decided to make a sequel, who do you think they had in mind for a cameo appearance? Yes, Lady Gaga. I swear, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, or some other tiny facility for them to live in, like some sort of school for ants perhaps. (That was my one and only attempt to reference the movie. I know it was terrible. MORE
With The Avengers making a ton of money at the box office and thus cementing half a dozen bankable characters on which to base lucrative movies, Captain America is getting a sequel called Captain America: The Winter Soldier. No, I have no idea what that means; yes, you can probably get away with a "The Winter Soldier is coming" joke if you're willing to stretch for that one. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson is reportedly going to be appearing in the MORE
If you haven't been following ABC's Suburgatory ... what is wrong with you? Go watch it online or something! Anyway, if you've been keeping up, you'll remember that a big part of last season was Tessa (Jane Levy) coming to terms with her mother leaving her. Well, (SPOILER ALERT) since the season ended with Tessa's maternal grandmother coming to Chatswin to see her, it only makes sense that Tessa would finally get the chance to confront her MORE
Because The Hunger Games desperately needs a pretty boy who isn't either useless (*cough* Peeta *cough*) or a total dick (*cough* Gale *cough*) Finnick is finally being introduced in the next installment, and surprise! Sam Claflin is being cast in the role! Well, I guess it's really only a "surprise" if you didn't see us post the same thing twice, but this time it's official! Way to drag this one out, Lionsgate. Entertainment Weekly reports MORE
So for some reason, Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan have been having sleepovers at Chateau Marmont, which -- Can we just talk about this for a moment? Sleepovers are something you have in grade school. Do adults really still have slumber parties? That's insane. Also, why is a recovering drug addict and alcoholic staying over a bar? Does anyone else feel like that could end on a bad note? These are the things you think about when you're a rational MORE
Because the only thing less timely than a Black Swan spoof is a bunch of Charlie Sheen jokes, he of the perpetual drug-induced frenzy has signed on to star in Scary Movie 5. And in what I'm sure is just a total coincidence, Lindsay Lohan has also signed on, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that half of the script is just snorting while Ashley Tisdale fires her agent. E! Online reports ... Maybe being the next Anna Faris is just what MORE
As if it wasn't enough that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with that married with children dude who directed Snow White and the Huntsman, now she's apparently stealing roles from other women too! Jennifer Lawrence, whose acting skills actually extend beyond biting lips, wanted the lead role in Lie Down In Darkness bad enough to write the director asking for the role. But instead, the role is going to Kristen, even though it doesn't MORE
Because stunt-casting is a helluva way to promote your movie -- seriously, Mel Gibson is in this thing. MEL GIBSON. -- Lady Gaga has been added to the cast of Machete Kills, where she will presumably be forced to bang Danny Trejo or be the evil person who gets killed. There is no middle ground. From Coming Soon: Following Machete Kills photos of Alexa Vega's decidedly more adult look earlier today, writer/director Robert Rodriguez has revealed MORE
This has more or less been a pretty solid decision for a few weeks now, but Lionsgate went ahead and officially announced that Jena Malone, who you might remember from Saved! (yay!) and Sucker Punch (ummm ... a little less yay ...), will be playing the role of Johanna Mason in the upcoming The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Via Entertainment Weekly: EW first reported last month that Jena Malone was in the running for the pivotal role. (Some MORE
After much deliberation and many sleepless nights of wondering which pretty boy actor could be sufficiently pretty in the role of Finnick O'Dair, it seems The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has finally found the right guy: Jesse Williams! Oh, wait, I meant ... English actor Sam Claflin? I have no idea who that is, but okay, he's pretty damn cute (see his picture below). Variety reports: Finnick was the most coveted available role in the Hunger MORE
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