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Well, this is unfortunate: For a while now, Justin Bieber's Ferrari has acted as a sort of magnet for the paparazzi, and now an unfortunate photographer named Chris Guerra died last night after being struck by another car while chasing down Bieber's Ferrari, and Justin wasn't even in the car to begin with. From HuffPo ... Los Angeles police Officer James Stoughton says the man died at a hospital Tuesday evening. Stoughton says Bieber was not MORE
You know how yesterday, Lindsay Lohan told everyone that the police were out to get her and there was a conspiracy against her, which is totally something a substance abuser would never say? Turns out, someone actually did narc on her. The Daily Mail is reporting that after the accident, Lindsay's assistant actually did tell the cops the crash was entirely her fault. In all fairness, a car crashed with LiLo inside of it. The only way it could be MORE
Remember last summer when Lindsay Lohan got a free limo to drive her wherever she wanted, but was all like, "Nah, I'm a great driver!" And then she rammed her Porsche up a trucker's ass? Yeah. Well, turns out after the accident, she may or may not have lied to the police, which is kind of a huge no-no, and according to TMZ, this potential probation violation could send her to jail. For those keeping track, we've now reached the fourth step in the MORE
Remember how a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan went on Twitter and started yammering on about how unfair it was that Amanda Bynes hadn't been arrested yet, while she had to spend whole minutes in prison? Yeah, well I guess Karma heard this and went "Oh what's that? The irresponsible, entitled little brat wants to throw stones in her glass house? Well screw it, I'll play along. Let's have her hit a guy with her car before fleeing the scene, then MORE
So since Amanda Bynes had her driver's license suspended, she's been pulled over by a cop, and she's been photographed lighting up a pipe in her car, so it's pretty safe to assume that if you live in L.A., you now know how you're going to die. Well, now Amanda has upped the ante on her carmaggedon by getting into a fender bender, which once again ... is something she did while on a suspended license. Via Zap2It ... TMZ reports that Bynes was MORE
A couple weeks ago, we told you about how Amanda Bynes was being charged with two counts of hit and run. What we didn't tell you was the fact that she had her license suspended, which we just kind of glazed over because ... well, I think we all kind of assumed that would happen, and it's not like Amanda would be stupid enough to get pulled over with a suspended license, would she? If you said "of course not!" Then you're wrong! Horribly, horribly MORE
A couple months ago, Amanda Bynes got into a string of hit and run mishaps, and when she wasn't trying to pry her car out of the trunk of a cop car, she was telling everyone who would listen that she wasn't the new Lindsay Lohan. Which is true, because Amanda is actually being charged for two of her accidentd, and is currently looking at a year in jail. Fox News reports ... TMZ broke the story that prosecutors recently reopened Bynes' MORE
In the space of a few months, Amanda Bynes has allegedly found herself in something like four hit-and-runs, as well as one instance where immediately after being charged with a DUI, she was seen leaving a bar by getting into her car, running over the curb, and driving away while texting. GENIUS. Anyway, her alleged hit-and-run case is being sent to prosecutors, and in case you're asking: No, I don't know which hit-and-run they're talking about. MORE
Because you can put a bottle of gin with googly eyes glued to it behind the wheel of a car and it would still get a driver's license in Los Angeles if it was famous enough, Amanda Bynes was somehow back behind the wheel over the weekend when she allegedly got into a fender bender with another car. The driver than says that Amanda allegedly tried to kick her car back together before driving off without exchanging insurance information. TMZ reports MORE
Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan allegedly ran into a paparazzo, because as everyone knows, the gravitational fields of people with cameras and LiLo's car bumper naturally attract one another. Now the lawsuit has finally been filed, and Lindsay and paparazzo Grigor Balyan are blaming each other, because nothing is ever your own fault. NOTHING! Via TMZ ... TMZ broke the story ... a photog named Grigor Balyan sued Lindsay in January, claiming he was MORE
It confuses me how Lindsay Lohan still has a driver's license, especially since the poor dumb-dumb drives like she's auditioning for the part of Penelope Pitstop in the live-action reboot of The Wacky Races. Anyway, Lindsay once again got behind the wheel of a Porsche -- you know, the car she claims has non-functional brakes? Yeah. -- and wouldn't you know it, she got into yet another fender bender. I know. Total shocker. Never saw it coming. TMZ MORE
I know, I know, there's absolutely no reason why I should be reporting about how Lindsay Lohan's mouth opened and a lie fell out, but I'm doing it for the back story here, so indulge me a little on this one. Anyway, after Lindsay plowed her rented Porsche into the back of a truck, she decided that it would probably be a good idea to blame everyone but herself, because everyone knows a Lohan is incapable of doing anything wrong ever. For some MORE
You better sit down, because what I'm about to say may rock you to your very core. (*Deep Breath*) Okay, you know that car crash that Lindsay Lohan got into a few weeks ago? That one where she allegedly lied to the police about how she wasn't driving? And then she lied some more and said that it was everyone else's fault? Then it was revealed that Lindsay wasn't even supposed to be driving in the first place? Well ... turns out it was actually MORE
So it all started when Lindsay Lohan got into a car accident. That was bad, but honestly, nothing that couldn't be recovered from. Then she started blaming everyone who wasn't her. Pretty bad, but still a situation you can pull out of. Then it was discovered that, according to her insurance contract, she wasn't even supposed to be driving. So now it's getting to the point of complete messiness. And now, reports are going around saying that MORE
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