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Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

The Kardashians

Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner’s relationship is all business

Bruce and Kris Jenner

You know how some parents stay together for their kids, and then as soon as they're shipped off to college, they immediately separate because pfft, are you kidding? That was the only thing holding them together. Well, according to RadarOnline, famewhore Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are doing exactly that. Only instead of staying together for their kids, they're staying together for those crappy reality television shows that simply refuse to MORE

Links: Bruce Jenner is sick of his wife (Just like us!)

Bruce and Kris Jenner

→ Is Bruce Jenner ready to pull the plug on his marriage after 21 years? I'm Not Obsessed → Miley Cyrus is totally trying to channel classic rocker Joan Jett's style! CityRag → Kelly Clarkson will marry her boyfriend Brandon but isn't rushing to the altar PopCrush → Singer Kylie Minogue probably had a little nip and tuck work done! Yeeeah → Ashley Kaufmann's DNA test just proved she is half a Lindsay Lohan! The MORE

Who watched the season finale of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’?

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is still a ghostly presence of death looming for TV. And that dark shadow of hatred and despair is cast by Kim Kardashian's big, fake, injected ass. Turns out, the finale of the seventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians received 3.6 Million viewers, which means there are 3.6 Million people out there too stupid MORE

The Kardashians are paid way too much!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That there is a higher power and that he/she/it is a benevolent being who only wants good for us? Well, the Kardashian clan just inked a deal for a whopping $40 Million bucks to make three more seasons of their crappy, vapid and fake reality shows. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Via TMZ: Sources connected to the deal MORE

Here comes the Kardashian tell-all book!

The Kardashians

We all knew it was only a matter of time before a spurned nanny came forward with a tell-all book about the Kardashians, and now that the entire world is tuned into the fact that Kim Kardashian is a lying opportunist incapable of "that emotion you humans call love" (Kim's word's, right before she put a cigarette out on a baby's still-open fontanelle) it looks like one of the family's old nannies is shopping around a tell-all book about the MORE

5 Things Wrong with the Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard

Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the 2011 version of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from American Horror Story, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh well ... here are five things wrong MORE

The Kardashians are fascinating?

The Kardashians

It's time for Barbara Walters to roll out the names of the people she considered fascinating this year, and once again, the lady set the bar so low you'd have to dig into the freaking mantle just to find it. That's just what happens when you categorize the Kardashians as "fascinating", rather than "useless" or "annoying" or "according to Darwinism, you should all be dead like five times over by now." Yahoo News reports: Despite fallout MORE

Kris Jenner wants a divorce too!

Kris and Bruce Jenner

After seeing how much attention Kim Kardashian got for her big fake divorce, Kris Jenner decided that the only way to attain the attention she needs to keep her beauty-- By which I mean "she looks like the corpse of a prostitute drowned in a bath tub" --is to divorce her husband, the lesbian formerly known as Bruce Jenner. Of course, she's denying the whole thing, but this is Kris we're talking about, so chances are she's already trying to find MORE

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