Kris and Bruce Jenner are getting divorced

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner announced their separation nearly a year ago, but they've only filed for divorce recently because Bruce took his sweet-ass time putting together the banishing spell. This is why it pays to stock up on Eye of Newt and Deadly Nightshade in advance, Bruce. Anyway, turns out the spell must have worked because they've both filed petitions and their splitting their assets, which must have been like trying to move half of MORE

Bruce Jenner is opting out of the Kardashians

Bruce Jenner

Now that Bruce Jenner has broken out of the cocoon of whoredom he was trapped in during his time with Kris Jenner, and is metamorphosing into the beautiful butterfly he always was, the time has come for him to apparently shut the door for good. According to TMZ, he's officially quit Hollywood and anything even remotely Kardashian related ... Sources connected to both the Kardashian family and the production tell TMZ ... Bruce will NOT come MORE

Kris Jenner talks about those Bruce Jenner rumors …

Bruce Jenner

After Bruce Jenner did the sensible thing and split from evil itself, otherwise known as Kris Jenner, rumors started going around that Bruce was transgender. Mostly because he is a very, very pretty man. Anyway, Kris is now saying that those rumours are untrue and made up by the tabloids, so just assume what she meant to say was "I made them up and sold them to the tabloids." The tabloids put Bruce Jenner through the rumor mill after clips of MORE

Bruce Jenner might be on ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Bruce Jenner

Thus far, Dancing With The Stars has had two of the Kardashians on their show -- Kim Kardashian and Rob Kardashian -- despite the two of them having the grace and poise of a ballerina ... plowing a garbage truck through a crowded shopping mall. Well, now Bruce Jenner is angling to get on the show, and he'll finally show those swollen hussies a thing or two about what elegance looks like. "He's dying to do it," an insider tells Us. "The show is MORE

Kris’ Bombshell: Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman?!

Bruce Jenner Wants To Be A Woman

This has to be one of the craziest magazine covers ever ... the latest issue of Star is featuring Kris Jenner's supposed bombshell ... Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman! Although Bruce does look like an older lesbian sometimes (no insults intended at all), I think this is ridiculous attempt to sell magazines at the check out stand. The most hilarious part of this whole thing is the bit underneath the headline ... 'He has more dresses than Kim MORE

Kris Jenner cheated on Bruce Jenner! Surprise?

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

I have no idea what Kris Jenner did to her sister, Karen Houghton, when they were kids, but it must have been bad because she's been a goddamn fountain of truth ever since Kris and Bruce Jenner split. Here's the latest tidbit from Houghton, which claims that Kris Jenner cheated on Bruce while they were married because ... well, she's Kris Jenner. Once you sell out your kids for the sake of making yourself rich and famous, everything after that is MORE

Links: Awful pics from Bruce & Kris Jenner’s marriage

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner

→ See amazingly bad photos from Bruce and Kris Jenner's twenty-two years of marriage! BuzzFeed → Jenny McCarthy might get fired from The View because viewers totally hate her! Celebitchy → Donnie Wahlberg will go just about anywhere to make the perfect Vine video ... SOW → Paris Hilton laid into a radio host not knowing she was still live on the air! The Blemish → This just in ... Sienna Miller lives and she did a MORE

Of course Kris Jenner’s split isn’t amicable

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Ever since Kris Jenner split from Bruce Jenner, the narrative has been that the separation is amicable and everything is fine and yadda yadda endless stream of frothing bullsh!t spewing out of the bullsh!t hole on Kris' cat-face. Except according to RadarOnline, the whole thing is allegedly one huge lie that Kris is trying to pull to convince everyone she isn't secretly the second coming of Zuul, who has traipsed into our world to devour the MORE

Bruce Jenner’s sons are thrilled about his separation!

Brody Jenner and Brandon Jenner

Sure, Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner (I'm assuming she's going to return to her maiden name, Beelzebub) may have separated, and yes, Kris is already turning it into a way for her to get even more publicity, but it turns out there are people who are happy about the separation: Bruce's (HOT) sons, Brody Jenner and Brandon Jenner, were apparently cut off from their dad after Kris ensnared him in her web of lies, and they're going to use this MORE

Kris Jenner: Already using her separation as a storyline

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

It hasn't even been a full day since Kris Jenner announced that she had successfully siphoned the last ounce of willpower out of Bruce Jenner and banished him to the tainted wasteland known as "Malibu", but she'll be damned if she's not going to immediately turn around and use her newfound separation as a storyline for her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. There are no misfortunes in the Kardashian household; only famewhore opportunities in MORE

Breaking: Kris and Bruce Jenner are officially separated

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Well, the rampant rumors that have been swirling for months now have finally come true today. Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially separating after twenty-two years of marriage and currently live apart. The couple just issued this statement (via TMZ), "We are living separately and we are much happier this way." I'm not surprised at all (nobody should be), but I know that Kris is trying to figure out how this news will impact her 'media MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! (According to Kris’ sister)

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Remember how Kris Jenner has reportedly been pressuring Khloé Kardashian to dump her husband Lamar Odom because she's worried he's bad for their "image"? Well, according to In Touch magazine, Kris' younger sister Karen Houghton just told everyone that Kris and Bruce Jenner are actually separated, which I guess means she finally sucked the last bit of life energy out of his body. "Well, this one no longer desires to taste the sweet necter of MORE

Kris Jenner made a sex tape with Bruce?

Kris and Bruce Jenner

Remember when they tried to kill Kris Jenner's awful talk show, except they didn't actually kill it because destroying evil of that caliber requires a silver bullet and a wooden stake? Well, their inability to properly destroy the beast has only made her come back stronger, because Kris has now brought out the big guns: She made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner. Via HuffPo ... In a teaser clip for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner might be over soon

Kris and Bruce Jenner

For the past couple months, rumours have been swirling about how Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner were basically on their last legs, probably because she's a soul-sucking chimera and he has no idea how he let his life become the unimaginable hell he lives every day. Anyway, now the reports are saying that Bruce has been trying to get them to marriage counselling for months now, but Kris has been refusing to go, probably because marital strife makes MORE