Brooke Hogan is not banging her dad!

Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan

So last week, Brooke Hogan hit the snooze button on the clock that announces when her fifteen minutes are up by posing nude in an animal cage for PETA because she never heard of the term "inviting comparison". Anyway, her daddy, Hulk Hogan decided to stop by and spend his birthday with his hand over the picture of his daughter's genitals because that's what backwoods hillbillies do, so Brooke decided to tell everyone that she and her dad aren't MORE