Kanye West & Kim Kardashian: Making the worst movie ever

Yeezus

Unfortunately, no one has ever taken it upon themselves to explain to Kanye West that just because he's good at music, that doesn't mean he's naturally good at other things. So of course, now he's making a biographical movie about himself. But wait, it gets worse! Kanye is writing the script with Bret Easton Ellis, as in, the guy who wrote The Canyons. BUT WAIT, IT GETS WORSE. Kim Kardashian has an integral role in the movie. So this is going to MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Blamed for the failure of ‘The Canyons’

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

Do we really need to recap what went wrong with The Canyons? We do? Ugh, all right fine, but I'm going to do abbreviated version: Lindsay Lohan was hired as the lead on The Canyons during her mess days. Her bad behavior on the set becomes huge news. The Canyons eventually gets released, and critics panned it, but didn't necessarily shred it. If anything, the acting was one of the high points for most critics. Well, writer Bret Easton Ellis has MORE

Lindsay Lohan got added to ‘The Canyons’ poster

The Canyons

I don't know about you, but personally I'm super anxious to see The Canyons with Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen on August 2nd when it lands in select theaters. The Paul Schrader directed film will also be available on digital outlets such as iTunes and SundanceNow. The Canyons (based on Bret Easton Ellis' book) is going to either be amazing or a complete disaster, I hope for LiLo's sake that it's decent, girlfriend seriously needs some MORE

LiLo’s ‘The Canyons’ finally has an official trailer

The Canyons

After the almost year-long media circus that was the production of The Canyons, it looks like Lindsay Lohan's new movie is finally getting an official release date (August 2nd) and a trailer. And while we're here, can we talk about how every movie is becoming increasingly more and more self-aware? Because half of this trailer is about how no one is going out to see movies in theatres anymore. We get it: You're a film. Film is an important medium. MORE

SXSW doesn’t want Lindsay Lohan either

Lindsay Lohan

As we reported last week, Lindsay Lohan's latest film The Canyons was rejected by Sundance, and rumors swirled that it was basically because Lindsay was a colossal turn-off for them. Well, minor setback, right? Nope! Because now South By Southwest, the renowned media festival, has also passed on the movie, and their critique isn't exactly glowing. From The Hollywood Reporter: Sources tell THR that SXSW has joined Sundance in rejecting the MORE

Sundance rejects ‘The Canyons’ and Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

To say that Lindsay Lohan made production on The Canyons a trainwreck is something of an understatement: It's more like a Voltron made of other trainwrecks that combine into the biggest, baddest trainwreck of all. So it probably shouldn't be too big of a surprise that Sundance decided to pass on The Canyons, and the blame is currently pointed straight at Lindsay. Via Page Six ... Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming film The Canyons has been rejected by MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s tantrum on the set of ‘The Canyons’

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

Like every great piece of literature, it was only a matter of time before the account of Lindsay Lohan's time tormenting the cast and crew of The Canyons was turned into an audiobook. And by "a matter of time," I mean "literally minutes." It was only literally minutes after her NY Times profile that audio (listen below) of her bitching out James Deen hit the pages of TMZ. I really have to hand it to Lohan, she's found the perfect way to MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s epic drama on the set of ‘The Canyons’

Lindsay Lohan in "The Canyons"

So it turns out, Lindsay Lohan's stint on the set of The Canyons played out exactly as you would have thought it would. Just, beautifully insane really. Thankfully, probably knowing full well that Lindsay would act like an out-of-control diva the whole time, the producers of the movie allowed a reporter from the New York Times to document everything, so you can now read in excruciating detail what it's like to pay LiLo money for professional MORE

Lindsay Lohan got offered a job from a strip club

Lindsay Lohan

Despite the fact that she made something like $2 Million bucks last year, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to run herself completely broke. Yes, really. I don't know what special, unique brand of stupid it takes for someone to somehow go broke on $2 Million, but apparently Lindsay has it. Well, worry not Lindsay, for your white knight is here! Sort of. Scores strip club in NYC has offered to pay off Lindsay's debts to a storage company as well as MORE

First Look: Lindsay Lohan in ‘The Canyons’

Lindsay Lohan in 'The Canyons'

Let's see here ... Lindsay Lohan, who's now virtually unemployable thanks to a high-profile burn out that included unprofessionalism, car accidents, substance abuse and theft? Check. Bret Easton Ellis, who's successfully gone from acclaimed writer to internet troll? Check. Pornstar James Deen, who is honestly way too good for this project? Check. Throw 'em all together and you have the new trailer for The Canyons (directed by Paul Schrader), or MORE

Justin Bieber in the ’50 Shades of Grey’ movie?

Justin Bieber

What, did you think the adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey wouldn't be a colossal celluloid turd smoothie? HA! No, no this movie will suck because it's based on a book that also sucks. And also because Justin Bieber has been offered a role in the movie. You know, just in case you weren't entirely convinced that the people behind this book/movie know about as much about sex as a Teletubby. From HuffPo ... Justin then let slip to Jonathan: "They MORE

Bret Easton Ellis is not a huge Glee fan …

Bret Easton Ellis and Glee

So as I said about Glee in the past, I'm pretty torn on the show in that when the show's ambition pays off, it's amazing, but that sometimes it sacrifices consistent character and plot structure for gimmicks that don't work (Rocky Horror Glee Show, anyone?) Anyway, I'm not the only one who feels this way apparently, because author Bret Easton Ellis took to Twitter to say that Glee is good in theory but feels like ... you know what? I'm just MORE