Chris Brown got dumped

Chris Brown

No, seriously, is there some kind of magical Karma genie in Hollywood this week? Between Justin Bieber getting punched and Kim Kardashian's komeuppance, and now the news of Chris Brown getting dumped, it's like the end of a Twilight Zone episode. Anyway, yeah, TMZ is reporting that Chris Brown got kicked to the curb again by Karrueche Tran. HA! Chris Brown played the Rihanna card one too many times with Karrueche Tran ... we've learned MORE

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart broke up

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart

If you haven't been cluing in for the past few weeks, there's been a bit of a stir over Jennifer Lopez's boy toy / boyfriend / boywhatever Casper Smart sexting a model behind her back. And yes, there's been some build up over the fact that she was a trans model, but that's neither here nor there. It's the betrayal of trust more than it is anything else. Anyway, now La Lopez is telling everyone that not only are they done, but they've actually MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Splitting up

Gwyneth Paltrow

The vibe I got from Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's Chris Martin was that they were one of those ultra-bohemian couples who didn't sweat the small stuff when it came to their relationship. Say what you will about either of them, but they really did make sense as a couple. Or so I thought because apparently, they're separating. Here's the press release on GOOP, which ... sure, why not? It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to MORE

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split because of Miley Cyrus?

Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus

When news of Paula Patton and Robin Thicke's split first hit the web, I'm pretty sure everyone's immediate reaction was "we can probably blame Miley Cyrus for this." And oh, how we laughed at our shared little quip! Except according to TMZ, it turns out that actually was a major factor in their split, so ... yeah. Don't you hate it when jokes come true? Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... Paula Patton felt "utterly disrespected" when MORE

Katy Perry and John Mayer split?

Katy Perry and John Mayer

About a week or so ago, rumors were going around that Katy Perry and John Mayer had gotten engaged. But since rumor-mill bullsh!t is ever so fickle, now they're saying that Katy Perry and John Mayer have split, so ... seriously just pick one and stick with it guys. I can only believe one bullsh!t rumor at a time! RadarOnline reports ... Days after Robin Thicke announced his marital separation, Billboard power couple Katy Perry and John Mayer MORE

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz are done with each other

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz

At some point, Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz were hooking up on the regular, which presumably had nothing to do with the fact that Kellan had a movie coming out and Miley is a publicity-printing machine. Anyway, now E! Online is reporting that the two have ended their fling, and be sure to see The Legend of Hercules, in theaters now! Miley and Kellan were "never serious" about dating, says a source, nothing, though, that "there definitely was a MORE

Links: Hilary Duff is ready to get single and mingle!

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie

→ Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have decided to separate after three years of marriage! SOW → Sarah Jessica Parker thinks 'there is one last chapter to tell' for Sex & the City Celebitchy → Has Cameron Diaz's skin improved because of ditching dairy products or dodgy men? Bohomoth → Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman were surfing when Anne got caught in a riptide! The Blemish → Lena Dunham doesn’t care if you don’t want MORE

Sharon Needles and Alaska announce they’ve broken up

Sharon Needles and Alaska

Personally, I wasn't on the RuPaul's Drag Race cruise earlier this month, but a lot of my friends went aboard and apparently, the big story was that Sharon Needles and Alaska had broken up sometime before the cruise. (Although from what I heard, Alaska was really just lovely and polite during her time at sea.) Anyway, after a lot of speculation, they've announced that they have indeed split up after four years together. Via Us Weekly ... "This MORE

Links: Hottie Ryan Gosling is single!

Ryan Gosling

→ Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have split because he wouldn't put a baby in her? The Blemish → Vintage Scandal: Peter O'Toole had an affair with Elizabeth Taylor, apparently! Celebitchy → It's hottie Brad Pitt's 50th Birthday: Let's take a look back at his love life! Bohomoth → Kim Kardashian will not wax baby North West's eyebrows for another two years! SOW → Bruce Willis, 58, and his wife Emma Heming, 35, are MORE

Links: Madonna is single and ready to mingle!

adonna and Brahim Zaibat

→ Madonna and her boyfriend Brahim Zaibat have broken up after a three years of dating! Rickey → Kim Kardashian shows off her 'post-baby body' on the new cover of Us Weekly Celebitchy → Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll welcomed a baby boy into the world on Saturday! Bohomoth → The first Godzilla teaser trailer is out—I cannot wait to see it on May 16th! SOW → Miranda Kerr is single and just went topless for MORE

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison officially split

Courtney Stodden

Last Friday, a rumor started going around that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were officially splitting up, which is probably for the best; I'm assuming Doug's warranty on his Famewhores R' Us teen bride unit was up anyway. Well, Courtney and Doug have officially announced their separation to The Daily Mail, the last legitimate news site willing to pretend these two are famous. After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug MORE

Separating: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

UPDATE: It's official, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting a divorce. I know, I know, we all thought teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were going to last forever. But like the sweetest rose, or Courtney's rapidly decaying black market breast implants, everything eventually withers away and turns into a sagging necrotic pile of misery, and so it is that Courtney and Doug are allegedly going to split up after three MORE

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are splitting up

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Well, this is going to be the big story of the day apparently, so let's jump to it: actor Orlando Bloom and model Miranda Kerr have announced to E! News that they're splitting up after three years of marriage. So good news! If you're a fan of the ladies, you now have a slightly better chance with a Victoria's Secret model, or if you're strictly dickly, you have a shot at Legolas. And if you swing both ways, then truly, you are the most fortunate MORE

Breaking: Kris and Bruce Jenner are officially separated

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Well, the rampant rumors that have been swirling for months now have finally come true today. Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially separating after twenty-two years of marriage and currently live apart. The couple just issued this statement (via TMZ), "We are living separately and we are much happier this way." I'm not surprised at all (nobody should be), but I know that Kris is trying to figure out how this news will impact her 'media MORE