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If you haven't been following them because, unlike me, you're not contractually obligated to care if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing it, allow me to recap for you: They started dating a couple years back, and then they broke up, and then got back together, then broke up, then ... actually, just repeat that pattern about a billion times and you'll have a general idea. Anyway, it's been all of a week since they got back together, so here's MORE
Good news ladies and like-minded gentlemen: Kellan Lutz is officially back on the market after breaking up with his girlfriend. Yeah, I'm not really sure who he was dating either, but they're not anymore, so you know what this means: Anyone who gets between me and Lutz? I will fight you. I will come at you a crocodile taking down a zebra. Do not test me on this. Us Weekly reports ... Kellan Lutz is single for the summer! The hunky Twilight MORE
I always considered Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne to be one of the most oddly endearing couples, what with him being the sort of off-kilter lord of darkness and Sharon the devoted matriarch who would use one hand to defend her kids and the other to tear the eyes out of some backwoods whore fresh off the Rock of Love bus. Well, they've split up, which means true love is a lie. Dammit. TMZ reports ... Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have split up ... at MORE
According to a new report from RadarOnline, after Katy Perry dumped John Mayer, she apparently went to Russell Brand for support since they actually divorced on pretty good terms a couple weeks back. Sooooooooo ... does anyone else think that she and Russell are doing it again? I'm not saying that's what's happening, but I kinda think that they still might have feelings for each other. Yes, I'm shipping them back together, what of MORE
When you spend your formative years around a group of yes men who do nothing but enable your ego, help you dodge any responsibility for your actions and give you anything and everything you want, chances are that's going to mess with your world view and you're going to get used to getting your way all the time. And I'm assuming the moment someone tells you no, you're going to throw a big stupid immature hissy fit until you get what you want. MORE
Good news for those of you who like either pop singers with gigantic boobs or smarmy douchey blues singers or possibly both: Katy Perry and John Mayer may or may not be back on the market after breaking up. Again. Via Us Weekly ... Katy Perry and John Mayer have once again said goodbye -- for now. The pop songstress, 28, and singer-songwriter, 35, have split for the second time, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. The high-profile pair MORE
This just in ... Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are no longer a couple after almost two years of dating! I love how this stuff always drops on a Friday night, which might help diffuse the news before Monday morning hits. Of course I'm not all that surprised, most Hollywood relationships end this way but they did seem like a good couple. Julianne was recently on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and spoke of Ryan like everything was just fine! MORE
A couple weeks back, Miley Cyrus went on a Twitter meltdown over allegations that her fiancee, Liam Hemsworth, had cheated on her (possibly with January Jones). Well, according to reports from Page Six, the two have broken up and Liam has gone back home to Australia... One source said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.” Another source added, “They MORE
Because today is apparently "all your favorite couples break up" day, Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen have also split up after two years of dating. Is there something in the water in Hollywood or something? Why are all the good couples breaking up, while Kimye and Dourtney are still together? The only logical explanation is that everything is on fire and love is dead. Us Weekly reports... Rachel McAdams is back on the market. The actress has MORE
Can we talk about what a cute couple Michelle Williams and Jason Segel were? They were just so cute. Michelle is a fantastic actress and she seems super nice, while Jason is adorable and wrote a freaking Muppets movie and showed everyone his penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Twice. And now they're broken up and I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. Us Weekly reports ... Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are back on the market. The Oz the Great MORE
Well, this certainly comes as no surprise as rumors have been swirling for weeks and now it's official, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have split up, ending their one-year engagement, but at least we'll always have Criminal! The news comes hot on the heels of Britney announcing she won't be returning as a judge on The X Factor (thank heavens, it wasn't working for her at all for except all that money) next season because she wants to focus on MORE
Oh, what's that? You thought for once Taylor Swift would break up with someone and then not ride it for all the money and attention it was worth? Ha ha! Oh, you! No, she and Harry Styles are going to ram this thing straight into the friggin' ground, because let's face it, what else are they supposed to do? Make good music that speaks for itself rather than air their dirty laundry for the sake of publicity? Yeah, you clearly don't know how this MORE
Just to remind you how long it's been since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been flipping the light switch on their relationship, it's been almost two months to the day when they publicly broke up for the first time. TWO MONTHS. I can barely stand to hate-sex someone for more than five minutes, and they found a way to drag it out for two months. Holy crap you guys, I'm giving you both a slow clap for your slow intellect. Well, the good news MORE
All right, you're gonna want to sit down for this. Are you sitting down? It's crucial that you be in a seated position. You can sit on a sofa or a couch or the floor, just ... sit anywhere, it's cool. Actually, do you need a glass of water? Tea? Coffee? We're here for you. It'll be okay. Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles broke up. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. IT. LL. BE. OKAY. From Page Six ... Styles, 18, and Swift, 23, flew to MORE
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