Box Office: John Wick vs. A Ouija Board

John Wick vs. A Ouija Board

Since Halloween is only a few days away, it would make sense that a horror movie would be number one at the box office this past weekend. So your entry for this year is Ouija, which earned $20 Million, according to Box Office Mojo. Except here's the weird thing: All trademarks and patents associated with Ouija? Owned by Mattel. The demon board is literally owned by the same people who gives us Transformers and My Little Pony. Remember that when MORE

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

So apparently, after being together for nine years, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made it official a few days ago by getting married. Possibly. Honestly, I don't think there's been any confirmation from the happy couple, but everyone on the internet is saying it's true, so it must be true! Via Us Weekly: Leave it to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to pull off the impossible in Hollywood -- a secret wedding! The high-profile couple somehow managed MORE

Brad Pitt got punched by a “prankster”

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt was on the red carpet for his wife Angelina Jolie's new movie, Maleficent (which my boyfriend is still dying to see, and we will see it this weekend just so he can calm the eff down) when apparently, he was met by merry prankster Vitalii Sediuk. You know, the merry "prankster" who pulled such "pranks" as diving under America Ferrera's dress, or shoving his face into Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch. You know. "Pranks". Anyway, for his latest MORE

Angelina Jolie bought Brad Pitt a heart-shaped island?

Petra Island

It must be really nice when you have an extra $12.2 million dollar just sitting around to purchase your partner an island! That's exactly what Angelina Jolie is rumored to have done for Brad Pitt's upcoming 50th birthday (coming up on December 18th). It's an 11 acre totally private heart-shaped island (complete with a cottage designed by famed architect Frank Lloyd Wright) called Petra Island and is a mere fifteen minutes away from New York City MORE

Links: Xenu had the hots for Brad Pitt!

Brad Pitt

→ Brad Pitt was almost a Scientologist, he 'was targeted for his influence' Celebitchy → Of course Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston was in his high school chemistry club BuzzFeed → David Cassidy was arrested early this morning in Schodack, NY on the suspicion of DWI SOW → Actress Anna Kendrick is showing off her bra in the latest issue of GQ magazine! The Blemish → The paparazzi still take pictures of Stephanie Pratt? MORE

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy

Angelina Jolie

Because today is apparently the one day of the year where all the saddest celebrity news happens, actress Angelina Jolie opened up about her recent double mastectomy in an op ed piece she penned for the New York Times, which she underwent to pre-emptively fight off breast cancer... My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each MORE

Trailer: ‘World War Z’ with Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt in 'World War Z'

After a nightmarish production that saw rewrites and reshoots set the movie back a full year, the trailer for World War Z is finally here! Although you wouldn't know its World War Z because there are maybe three seconds worth of actual zombies in the trailer. Still, it looks really good and I'm looking forward to seeing it in theaters on June 21st! Also: Brad Pitt still has it going on in all the right ways. MORE

Brad Pitt wants to buy Angelina Jolie’s sex tape?

Angelina Jolie

True story: Back when Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's sex tape came out, we had an absolute FLOOD of people who were interested in watching a vaguely human-looking flesh thing stick things into its thing while they diddled themselves. That is horrifying, yet I managed to pay for a brand new kitchen counter based solely off those page views. So here's a story about how Angelina Jolie allegedly has a sex tape that Brad Pitt is willing to pay $10 Million MORE

Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 ad is … Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt for Chanel No. 5

Sooooooo ... yeah. Here's Brad Pitt's new ad for Chanel No. 5, which I am sure he was paid quite handsomely for. On the downside, all he really does is look into the camera and speak. On the upside, it's Brad. The guy could read the list of ingredients on a bag of Cool Ranch Taco Explosion Chile Radness Doritos and it would still be hot. So read into that however you will. MORE

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Getting married this weekend?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly rumored to be getting married for, like, the fiftieth time or so now because we will never get tired of trying to validate their marriage with jewellery. Anyway, the latest "WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL" moment is coming up this weekend, as Brad and Angie are throwing a party. Because everyone knows an unmarried couple can't throw a party without accidentally exchanging vows. "Brad MORE

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to get married

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

As some of you might remember, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have refused to get married, saying that they wouldn't get married until gay marriage was finally passed in the states. But of course, their six kids don't really understand that because kids usually have a hard time understanding why two people who love each other can't get married. So now Brad and Angelina are now saying that they're getting a little antsy to get married. People MORE

Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler

Angelina Jolie and Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney's girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That's a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns out Angelina Jolie isn't all that big on Keibler, and during a flight she took with the couple and Brad Pitt, spent the entire time giving Keibler the cold MORE

Angelina Jolie may have another baby!

Angelina Jolie

There are only 11 days left until Christmas. Did you know that? Christmas used to take forever to come, and all of a sudden Christmas just comes at you like a flaming train whose sole purpose in life is to DESTROY YOUR ASS. Anyway, point is Christmas is approaching and as some of us celebrate one golden child that delivered us from evil, Angelina Jolie has declared that she too might deliver another holy child upon this sinful world. People MORE

Brad Pitt consoled a suicidal man!

Brad Pitt

The weird thing is, while I will normally bitch someone out up and down a hallway if they ever cheat on their partner, I've always really liked Brad Pitt. I mean yes, there was that whole thing about him cheating on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie, but ... I dunno. Glass houses and throwing first stones and such. Anyway, Brad recently kicked the "living saint" thing up another notch when a suicidal man came up to him at a Q&A session for MORE