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Renaissance-man James Franco (it should be noted, "renaissance-man" is what you call a pretentious douchebag when he's still in the room) has written another book, this time about being an actor. Chapters include "How to look and act like a cardboard cut-out at the Oscars", "Name-dropping your way through University" and "How to work Judd Apatow's balls." The Observer reports: James Franco is publishing a novel! And not only that, he has MORE
We all knew it was only a matter of time before a spurned nanny came forward with a tell-all book about the Kardashians, and now that the entire world is tuned into the fact that Kim Kardashian is a lying opportunist incapable of "that emotion you humans call love" (Kim's word's, right before she put a cigarette out on a baby's still-open fontanelle) it looks like one of the family's old nannies is shopping around a tell-all book about the MORE
Lisbeth Salander has multiple piercings across her face. Her eyebrows are bleached and her skin is whiter than Ramona Singer’s attempts at belly dancing. Like the majority of her wardrobe, her hair is jet black. It’s purposefully jagged and sharply frames her thin face. The makeup that circles her eyes is dark enough to make Taylor Momsen and Johnny Depp cry Lauren Conrad-esque mascara tears of jealousy. She wears ripped t-shirts that read MORE
Sensing that her daughter Kim Kardashian is facing tons of negative press, and that all that attention should be going to herself (HOW DARE SHE!) Kris Jenner decided that the time is right to promote her new memoir Kris Jenner ... and All Things Kardashian by capitalizing on the Nicole Brown Simpson / Ronald Goldman murder and how she could have stopped it all herself. See? All Kardashians are terrible people! Not just a select few! RadarOnline MORE
A couple years ago, Heidi Montag wrote a book with Spencer Pratt, which was about as well-received as a letter full of anthrax. Of course, Heidi Montag hasn't learned anything from that, because she's decided that she's going to dig herself out of the bottomless grave of debt she put herself in by writing an autobiography. I hope she knows that being able to spell out her own name on the "fridgerator" using letter magnets does not constitute MORE
Not one to let Michael Lohan have all the fun and money that comes with telling everyone that the daughter he and Dina Lohan ruined is now smoking meth (or crack), Dina has decided that she's going to hop on the bandwagon by writing a tell-all book about how she turned Lindsay Lohan into a decaying black hole of drugs, irresponsibility and entitlement, because if you can't be a good mother, you can be a good opportunist! TMZ reports: TMZ has MORE
In a move of retaliation, Barnes & Noble bookstores are removing DC graphic novels from their available content, including the Superman, V for Vendetta, Batman, and Watchmen titles. The decision came shortly after DC Entertainment cut an explicit deal with Amazon, one that places DC electronic content exclusively on Amazon Kindle products. Furthermore beginning November 15th DC graphic titles will be made available on the Kindle Fire only, the MORE
Because it's pretty much gotten to the point where you can't even be in the same elevator as a d-list celebrity without having to write a tell-all book about how they farted, Martha Stewart's daughter Alexis Stewart is now writing a memoir about life with her infamous mother. Spoiler alert! It turns out Martha is batshit crazy and demands absolute perfection from everyone around her, an esoteric fact known only by Martha, her family, and MORE
You guys know Perez Hilton, right? He's the gossip blogger who's the most famous despite being the least talented or funny but makes up for it by being bitchy and hypocritical? Well, apparently after last year's string of LGBT-related suicides, Perez decided that he was going to write a children's book about how it's okay to be different! Oh, except for the part where it was wholly inspired by him making a bitchy comment towards Mario Lopez. MORE
... Well actually, that headline isn't really accurate, especially since Tyra Banks writes books the way Freddy Krueger babysits kids. Aaaaaanyway, Our Lady of Perpetual Smizing took a break from jabbing pins into a voodoo doll of Naomi Campbell (I'm taking Raja's interpretation of her as gospel) to write a book because being on reality TV means you're qualified to take a dump on the decaying corpse that is western literature. SPOILER ALERT: It's MORE
Because appearing on a reality TV show somehow translates into an intimate understanding of the written word, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have written a book, and surprise! It's not of the coloring variety. Oh, and if you'll remember, they let a fan name the book, and instead of taking my suggestion (The Girls Who Should Have Played With Fire), they chose to give it the most one-note name ever. Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian MORE
Quick perspective: Brady Bunch star Florence Henderson had an affair with former NYC mayor John Lindsay and she got crabs from it. Aaaaaaaaand go. "I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in Life Is Not A Stage, the NY Daily News reports. And, following a night's sleep at home, she found out the hard way about the city that never sleeps. "Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not MORE
Fresh off her new engagement with a $2 million dollar ring (I'm sure the small African child who lost his arm to find that diamond must be beaming with pride), Kim Kardashian has now decided that she's writing a book now with her sisters because screw the English language! Well, I guess "write" might be a bit of a strong word. That famewhore will probably try to spell her own name using a spoonful of Alpha-bits while a ghostwriter tries to stop MORE
Less than a week ago I paid homage to one of my favorite activities, a quiet browse through Barnes & Noble, seeking classic films, but I noticed much to my surprise an exciting new book title. Charlotte Chandler has churned out another of her notorious biographies, this time on on Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo’s biggest rival, and someone today all but forgotten, much to my dismay. Though I appreciate the resurgence of one of cinema’s most MORE
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