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Usually, Mondays are a treasure trove of gossip, except for some reason today is particularly barren. How barren you ask? Well, here's a video of Jennifer Love Hewitt saying that she thinks her big boobs are worth $5 Million. The story from HuffPo ... The 34-year-old actress admitted to USA Today that she would consider getting her breasts insured for somewhere around the $5 million range. "I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody MORE
Because apparently, women are completely okay with dating violent men (*cough* Chris Brown *cough*), Modern Family star Sofia Vergara allegedly called up the paparazzi immediately following her fiancé Nick Loeb's bar fight on New Year's Eve in Miami so that they could come take pictures of them being totally sane and in love. But we aren't going to talk about that, because Sofia's big boob popped out right out of her dress during the fight and MORE
I'm going to level with you here: the weeks surrounding the holidays are usually a barren wasteland for hot gossip. I mean literally NOTHING, just forever. Seriously, this morning I wrote two Kardashian posts back to back. There is simply no excuse for that. I apologize. So to make up for it, here is Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs (posted on her Twitter) trying to jailbreak their polyblend prison. Somewhere out there, Mystique MORE
Because honestly, you really can't do any worse than Lindsay Lohan, the lovable Coco Austin decided to grab a camcorder and run outside into the middle of hurricane Sandy, to find out what happens when an unstoppable force (the Hurricane) meets an immovable object (The twin 50 lbs. funbags stapled to Coco's chest). The results are that Coco will take off all her clothes while gale-force winds drown out her voice, causing her to point a camera at MORE
→ Check out Cameron Diaz’s brand-new breast implants in Esquire magazine! Yeeeah → Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi may have left a tampon in for days — what’s the big deal? The Frisky → Did Chris Brown and Rihanna really have sex in a club bathroom Monday night? IDLYITW → OMG, she got the beat: Gwyneth Paltrow is in talks to produce a Go-Go's musical! OMG Blog → Here’s Kat Graham getting into position, I guess this is MORE
By now you probably would have figured that society would be totally okay with boobs, what with the fact that they're just spherical flesh with a little spot of slightly darker flesh on them. But then again, not all boobs are the boobs of Kate Middleton, which have made their way onto the web after the paparazzi snapped naked pictures of her while she was out sunbathing. E! Online reports: The photos were published Friday by French magazine MORE
If you just so happen to love big awesome boobies, then this might be sort of like good news ... almost. According to Starpulse, Katy Perry's insurance company is banning her from wearing a bra. Well, only one in particular: she has this one spinning bra that her hair gets tangled in and now they're making her retire it for the sake of not breaking her neck. Now, if they could make her get rid of all her bras, I'm pretty sure her sales would soar MORE
Okay, okay, so new mommy Jessica Simpson may have overdone it a bit on the "eating for two" thing (the baby inside you is the size of an orange, it doesn't need its own adult-sized meal) but the upside to any pregnancy, aside from the maternal glow and the ability to wear super comfy stretch-pants, is that she now has massive jugs which she posted to Twitter because let's face it: Twitter is just one big repository for body parts (wow, that came MORE
Rihanna posted more pics of her boobs on the internet, and to be honest, I'm worried. We, as a society, are reaching the point of over-saturation of RiRi's boobs. Back in my day, if you wanted to see Rihanna's boobs, you had to walk five miles through snow and ice just to maybe get a glimpse of the side of her boob, and we were happy with a little side boob action goshdurnit. Nowadays, kids just go onto Facebook, Twitter and Google and BAM, they MORE
So apparently this past weekend, Miley Cyrus showed up on the red carpet (with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth) for CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute with her twins out in full display, which prompted people to think that Miley Cyrus' boobs might be fake. But Miley Cyrus' breasts disagree! Miley Cyrus' tits say that Miley Cyrus' hooters are all real and how many other synonyms for boobs are there? I really need to cover all my bases here. Page views, MORE
Because clearly, the problem with Lindsay Lohan is that she doesn't have enough confidence, in her recent interview with them, Lindsay claims that showing off her boobs gave her the confidence she needs to ... I don't know. Do more drugs I guess? Have an even more inflated sense of unwarranted self-importance? Gosh, the sky's practically the limit for Lindsay's boobs and their confidence. Via MSNBC: "Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and MORE
Just in case you were worried that SNL might do something crazy, like focus on Katy Perry's singing (can you imagine that? HAHAHA! Oh you...) well worry not! It turns out all the focus the writers are bringing to tomorrow's show will be focused squarely on Katy's tits. Yeah, today is going to be one of those breast-centric days that bring in all the page views. Melons hooters jugs. Access Hollywood reports: “There were a lot of [skit] MORE
• Is Jessica Simpson risking her pregnancy by gorging on junk food? IDLYITW • Jennifer Love Hewitt’s latest boyfriend dumped her via text message! Cele|bitchy • Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale reunite and head home for Thanksgiving PopSugar • Cutie Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart moved in together?! In Case You Didn't Know • Scarlett Johansson by Sølve Sundsbø for the new issue of Interview magazine Oh La La • MORE
As I mentioned just yesterday, teen bride Courtney Stodden made an appearance on Dr. Drew Pinsky's new show Lifechangers, because ... ummmmm, underage gold-digging whores will change your life somehow? Anyway, step one in Dr. Drew's ploy for those pedophile viewers was to get an ultrasound of Courtney's big fake underage boobs. Of course, this being a television show where people bend over backwards for attention whores, the fake famewhore doctor MORE
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