Kate Middleton gives birth to a royal baby boy!

Kate Middleton and Prince William

This just in ... after a pregnancy that felt like forever, Kate Middleton (aka Duchess of Cambridge) finally gave birth and it's a baby boy! Little does this baby know that he's third in line to be the future King of England, congrats to both Kate and Prince William! Now that the royal baby is finally here, I wonder how long before we'll see pictures of the little guy or find out his name? I pray they don't go with George, one of the worst names MORE

Of course Kim Kardashian’s delivery was filmed!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner

The Kardashians have been trying to spin Kim Kardashian's pregnancy as a natural, not-staged-for-attention event for months now, which is hilarious because absolutely no one believed that horsesh!t. Are you kidding me? E! probably has a warehouse full of tapes of the Kardashians having violent diarrhea that they're holding onto until the FCC gives them the green light. Anyway, in case you were wondering just how much of a publicity ploy all this MORE

Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Well, it happened .... Kim Kardashian gave birth (the natural way) earlier this morning to a little girl (no word on the name yet, but I'm sure it will start with the letter K). This is her first child with baby daddy Kanye West (who apparently was with Kim in the delivery room). Kim wasn't due until July 11th (the same day Kate Middleton is due), but Kim's daughter probably couldn't wait anymore, she's super anxious to get some reality TV deal MORE

Kanye West won’t be with Kim in the delivery room!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In case Kanye West hasn't made it abundantly clear that he doesn't want anything to do with Kim Kardashian or the fame-baby he pumped into her like an idiot, what with him high-tailing it out of the country and then jumping across Europe just to avoid her, In Touch is now reporting that Kanye won't even be in the same room as Kim she gives birth ... Don’t count on Kanye West to cut the umbilical cord! In Touch can exclusively reveal that MORE

Lindsay Lohan has a new (doomed) baby brother!

Kate Major and Michael Lohan

Because you cannot deny the seductive magic of kicking someone in the vagina, Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael Lohan knocked up reporter Kate Major last year, and it looks like the toxic, sloppy entangling of whatever the hell these two are packing has produced a child. Consequently, the average IQ of the Lohan family has now doubled. TMZ reports ... While Lindsay Lohan was sweatin' it out in court, Kate Major went into labor at a Florida hospital. MORE

Adele had a baby boy!


At the age of twenty-one, Adele recorded one of the most critically-acclaimed albums ever, which then sold like a bajillion copies and cured polio. Now Adele has just given birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy, so you can all just give up now, because you will never create a baby as perfect as Adele's. Sorry, not gonna happen. Via People ... The British singing sensation, 24, is now Mum to a baby boy, a family source confirms to People. MORE

Kourtney Kardashian filmed her baby’s delivery for TV

Kourtney Kardashian

I remember about a year ago when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding, I was talking with my mother when she said something along the lines of "Well, at this point the only way they could get worse is if one of them pulled a baby out of their vagina on TV." Well, Kourtney Kardashian went ahead and filmed her baby's birth, which actually involved her pulling her daughter out of her vagina with her own hands. The lesson learned in all of MORE

Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jionni LaValle

Oh the hell with it, for once I'm not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower gift, as yesterday she gave birth to her six pound baby boy, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. What? Are you expecting a mean joke here or something? You know what? Fine. Later. We'll do one later. Just read the blockquote from MTV first ... After nearly six rambunctious seasons filled with hot-tub hookups, prowling for MORE

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

In the wee hours of yesterday morning, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were proud to welcome a new magazine cover baby (I meant baby) into the world. Penelope Scotland Disick, their beautiful baby girl, will have a wonderful life with caring parents, assuming they're able to keep her as far away from Kris Jenner as they possibly can. Most kids check their closet and under their bed for the boogeyman; these ones make sure grandma isn't MORE

Jessica Simpson finally gave birth!

Jessica Simpson

Oh my gosh, wasn't that the longest pregnancy ever?! Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant forever, even beating out Mariah Carey's long gestation period! As per an announcement on her website, Jessica gave birth this morning to a healthy baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson (which seems more like a boy's name?), who weighed in at 9lbs. 13oz., and 21 3/4" long. Both mom and daughter are doing well, congratulations to Jessica and her man Eric MORE

Lily Allen is a new mommy!

Lily Allen and Sam Cooper

This is totally great news! Singer/songwriter Lily Allen gave birth to a healthy baby girl early last night in her hometown London! Although we don't have a name yet, the 26-year-old tweeted two words 'totes amaze' while her pal (and former boyfriend) Seb Chew sent out this message 'sending out love to lily, sam and mini cooper ... YES,' confirming the birth although her reps have declined to officially comment. This past June she married her MORE

Jessica Alba also had another baby!

Jessica Alba

And that's all I'm gonna be able to squeeze out of that lemon, because the only joke I can think of here is that this is the only thing Jessica Alba created this summer that won't tank the careers of Joel McHale and Ricky Gervais. UP TOP FOR BAD MOVIES! *High-Five* Jessica Alba gave birth to daughter Haven Garner Warren, the actress announced on Facebook Saturday. "She was born on Saturday, weighed 7 lbs and was 19 inches long. Healthy and MORE

Tina Fey had another baby!

Tina Fey

I'm warning you right now: everyone pushed or implanted a tiny little fetus out of their vagina this weekend, and it's going to get old reeeeeeeeal fast. But the good news is that someone we actually like had a baby! Tina Fey gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Penelope Athena last Wednesday, which means now we get twice as many lines for Tracy on 30 Rock. Tina Fey is a mom -- again! The 30 Rock star and husband Jeffrey Richmond welcomed MORE

Jewel had a baby too!

Jewel and Ty Murray

See what I mean about babies being part of the celebrity news cycle? Anyway, right after a pair of celebrity baby births (Kate Hudson and Victoria Beckham), we now have Jewel welcoming a new baby boy with her husband, Ty Murray. According to reports, her son has his father's eyes and his mother's teeth. The singer and her husband, professional bull rider Ty Murray, welcomed a son, Kase Townes Murray, on Monday evening in Texas, their rep tells MORE