When culture pops, we wipe it up ...
 |  |  |
Because you cannot deny the seductive magic of kicking someone in the vagina, Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael Lohan knocked up reporter Kate Major last year, and it looks like the toxic, sloppy entangling of whatever the hell these two are packing has produced a child. Consequently, the average IQ of the Lohan family has now doubled. TMZ reports ... While Lindsay Lohan was sweatin' it out in court, Kate Major went into labor at a Florida hospital. MORE
At the age of twenty-one, Adele recorded one of the most critically-acclaimed albums ever, which then sold like a bajillion copies and cured polio. Now Adele has just given birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy, so you can all just give up now, because you will never create a baby as perfect as Adele's. Sorry, not gonna happen. Via People ... The British singing sensation, 24, is now Mum to a baby boy, a family source confirms to People. MORE
I remember about a year ago when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding, I was talking with my mother when she said something along the lines of "Well, at this point the only way they could get worse is if one of them pulled a baby out of their vagina on TV." Well, Kourtney Kardashian went ahead and filmed her baby's birth, which actually involved her pulling her daughter out of her vagina with her own hands. The lesson learned in all of MORE
Oh the hell with it, for once I'm not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower gift, as yesterday she gave birth to her six pound baby boy, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. What? Are you expecting a mean joke here or something? You know what? Fine. Later. We'll do one later. Just read the blockquote from MTV first ... After nearly six rambunctious seasons filled with hot-tub hookups, prowling for MORE
In the wee hours of yesterday morning, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were proud to welcome a new magazine cover baby (I meant baby) into the world. Penelope Scotland Disick, their beautiful baby girl, will have a wonderful life with caring parents, assuming they're able to keep her as far away from Kris Jenner as they possibly can. Most kids check their closet and under their bed for the boogeyman; these ones make sure grandma isn't MORE
Oh my gosh, wasn't that the longest pregnancy ever?! Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant forever, even beating out Mariah Carey's long gestation period! As per an announcement on her website, Jessica gave birth this morning to a healthy baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson (which seems more like a boy's name?), who weighed in at 9lbs. 13oz., and 21 3/4" long. Both mom and daughter are doing well, congratulations to Jessica and her man Eric MORE
This is totally great news! Singer/songwriter Lily Allen gave birth to a healthy baby girl early last night in her hometown London! Although we don't have a name yet, the 26-year-old tweeted two words 'totes amaze' while her pal (and former boyfriend) Seb Chew sent out this message 'sending out love to lily, sam and mini cooper ... YES,' confirming the birth although her reps have declined to officially comment. This past June she married her MORE
And that's all I'm gonna be able to squeeze out of that lemon, because the only joke I can think of here is that this is the only thing Jessica Alba created this summer that won't tank the careers of Joel McHale and Ricky Gervais. UP TOP FOR BAD MOVIES! *High-Five* Jessica Alba gave birth to daughter Haven Garner Warren, the actress announced on Facebook Saturday. "She was born on Saturday, weighed 7 lbs and was 19 inches long. Healthy and MORE
I'm warning you right now: everyone pushed or implanted a tiny little fetus out of their vagina this weekend, and it's going to get old reeeeeeeeal fast. But the good news is that someone we actually like had a baby! Tina Fey gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Penelope Athena last Wednesday, which means now we get twice as many lines for Tracy on 30 Rock. Tina Fey is a mom -- again! The 30 Rock star and husband Jeffrey Richmond welcomed MORE
See what I mean about babies being part of the celebrity news cycle? Anyway, right after a pair of celebrity baby births (Kate Hudson and Victoria Beckham), we now have Jewel welcoming a new baby boy with her husband, Ty Murray. According to reports, her son has his father's eyes and his mother's teeth. The singer and her husband, professional bull rider Ty Murray, welcomed a son, Kase Townes Murray, on Monday evening in Texas, their rep tells MORE
A little known fact about the world of gossip: everything is cyclical. I swear to God, this is true. Think of it this way: everyone gets engaged (then subsequently pregnant) in the late fall/early winter, has babies during the summer, then spends fall gathering nuts, seeds and berries during the fall in order to last them through their hibernation. Or is that woodland creatures? I get them confused sometimes. Anyway, the baby cycle is upon us, as MORE
Somewhere between filming terrible romantic comedies (I'm sorry, but Something Borrowed? I can't forgive you) and banging underrated musicians, Kate Hudson somehow managed to get engaged to Muse's frontman Matthew Bellamy while I wasn't looking, then got knocked up and had a baby. Yeah I know, I didn't see that one coming either. Kate Hudson gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday in Los Angeles, Us Weekly reports. The actress and Muse rocker MORE
Good news, everyone! Natalie Portman, who I swear to God I feel like she's been pregnant forever (remember the little rose dress she wore to the Golden Globes? We need to make every pregnant person wear that), finally gave birth to a healthy baby boy! No word on the name yet, but apparently, he inherited his father's thousand feet and his mother's haircut from V for Vendetta. Natalie Portman gave birth to a baby boy, a source confirms to Us MORE
 | |
 | |
 |
 |
| |||
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
