Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 27th birthday in rehab with Shawn Holley and ice cream cake

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab, which is a pleasant surprise since in her less-intelligent days, LiLo would have punched a rehab worker by now. But this is the new Lindsay, the one that's actually trying to get her life on track and no, I said that without any trace of irony. I am legitimately impressed by how she's putting her nose to the grindstone on this one. Hell, she's so committed that she actually celebrated her birthday in rehab with MORE

James Franco got a BDSM sex cake for his birthday

James Franco

... and that's how you write a title for the sake of Google page views. I'm fishing, I know, but it's the first of the month and rent is due. Don't judge me. Anyway, here's a picture of the sexy cake James Franco got for his 35th birthday, which he posted to Twitter. For those of you wondering: That's a flogger, a strap-on, a ball gag, and some Ben Wa balls. This has been your educational lesson for the day! MORE

Justin Bieber had the worst birthday ever?

Justin Bieber

*Cue the world's smallest violin* Last weekend, Justin Bieber turned nineteen, which he celebrated by throwing himself a massive circus-themed birthday party because oh yeah, he's rich. You know what most people got when they turned nineteen? Nothing, because there is nothing special about turning nineteen. Nineteen is just that awkward year that comes between the age you become an adult and the age you stop being a teenager. Anyway, Justin's MORE

Happy Birthday Kate Bosworth!

Kate Bosworth

The Blue Crush star and Topshop model just turned a meager thirty-years-old today, which is hard to believe because of her many accomplishments. She’s been the face of Calvin Klein, Coach, and numerous other luxury brands as well as starring in mega movies like Bee Movie, Superman Returns and 21. She’s also lent her talents to her jewelry line which debuted in late 2010, a line that brings luxury and affordability together. With so much on MORE

Happy Birthday Sharon Needles!

Sharon Needles

Can you believe it's been thirty years since Sharon Needles (from RuPaul's Drag Race) tore her way into our world from the beyond the veil of the demon realm to proclaim herself the ruler of this world? It's true! Today is Sharon's birthday, so be sure to send her some birthday wishes on your Ouija board and sacrifice a goat in her honor. MORE

Justin Bieber is legal now!

Justin Bieber

Good news if you like your men attractive, but completely vanilla and non-threateningly so: Justin Bieber is finally eighteen! Which means it's no longer weird and uncomfortable when his fans sexualize him. Well, no, actually it still is kinda weird, but now it's weird in a "you're sexualizing the unattainable idea of fame" sorta way, rather than the kind of weird that comes from sexualizing a minor. The Huffington Post reports: Happy MORE

Happy 90th Birthday to Betty White!

Betty White

So for those of you who don't know, today is the 90th birthday of America's real sweetheart Betty White (suck it, Julia Roberts)! NBC even threw together a little television special in her honor, that included appearances by Mary Tyler Moore and other women in comedy. From Us Weekly: Said Amy Poehler: "Betty, you're going to hear a lot of jokes tonight about your age. But take comfort in the fact that come tomorrow, you won't remember any of MORE

LeAnn Rimes celebrated her birthday in bikinis!

LeAnn Rimes

I swear to God, LeAnn Rimes parents must be Bloody Mary and Beetlejuice, because every time anybody so much as mentions her name, she shows up in a bikini. Well, it happened again, because Skeletor took the opportunity to come out wearing a red bikini for her 29th birthday. Oh, wait, did I say her 29th? I mean her 89th birthday. Thanks to Us Weekly for making me barf in my soul. LeAnn Rimes turned 29 on Sunday, and the singer-actress hit the MORE

Cutie Darren Criss celebrates turning 24!

Darren Criss

Here's the super talented and totally cute (and straight) Darren Criss celebrating his 24th birthday this past weekend in Las Vegas! I still can't get enough of his adorable character Blaine on Glee (I'm dying for him to finally make out with Kurt played by Chris Colfer), Darren has totally helped the show kick things up to another level of wow, he's seriously that amazing! Glee Star Darren Criss celebrates his birthday at Lavo Nightclub MORE

Someone stole Paris Hilton’s cake!

Paris Hilton

I'm not really sure who this Paz person is, other than he lives in Hollywood (I think) and he has an acoustic guitar and a hoodie in his pic, so he's probably either a huge hipster or Justin Bieber from the future. Actually, throw out that last theory because unlike Biebs, this guy actually has balls: He crashed Paris Hilton's 30th birthday party, stole her cake, and then bragged about it on the Internet! "Hey man," I say to him with an air of MORE

Is Zsa Zsa Gabor made of steel? Go her at age 94!

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Last week it sounded like Zsa Zsa Gabor was at death's door (she was rushed to the emergency room after vomiting blood) but lo and behold she's out of the hospital and just celebrated her 94th birthday this past weekend with (kooky TMZ lovin') hubby Prince von Anhalt by her side. Plus she had a few friends over to her Bel Air mansion and Engelbert Humperdinck was on hand to serenade the legendary actress of stage, film and television! Her health MORE