See Kate Upton in zero gravity bikini action!

Kate Upton

It's been a while since we threw the straight boys / lesbian girls / bisexuals of either gender a bone, so I think it's time we rectified that. So here's supermodel Kate Upton doing a photo shoot for the 50th anniversary of Sports Illustrated's wwimsuit issue in zero gravity, because that's how science works: Someone dedicates time, energy and brainpower to create a scientific breakthrough, and then men figure out a way to use it as a MORE

Gaze upon Kris Jenner’s work and despair …

Kris Jenner

Since Kim Kardashian's shameless selfies get her so much attention, here's Kris Jenner trying to up the ante by posting pictures of herself in a bikini and ... oh gosh. It has been unleashed. THE DARKNESS. IT COMES. PHOTO | INSTAGRAM MORE

Links: Mariah Carey’s holiday spirit includes a red bikini!

Mariah Carey

→ Mariah Carey is in Aspen but that isn’t stopping her from wearing a tiny red bikini! SOW → Katy Perry and John Mayer only get along because they don't talk to each other? Celebitchy → Bear Rocknroll: Kate Winslet saddles her baby boy with a totally ridiculous name Bohomoth → Miranda Kerr is the latest model to get Terry Richardson's white wall treatment The Blemish → Britney Spears talked sex, Las Vegas and fame MORE

Links: ‘Big Ang’ brought her big jugs to the beach!

Angela 'Big Ang' Raiola

→ Mob Wives star "Big Ang" was literally hanging out down in Miami in a tiny bikini! Celebslam → Clint Eastwood's wife Dina just checked into rehab for depression and anxiety! Celebitchy → The 13 most glamorous windswept moments from Beyoncé's H&M commercial! BuzzFeed → Zach Braff has a Kickstarter campaign to fund his follow up film to Garden State The Blemish → Gwyneth Paltrow is not the most beautiful person in MORE

Links: Britney Spears is back in a bikini!

Britney Spears

→ Here's Britney Spears looking good again (?) in some brand-new bikini pictures Hollywood Tuna → Lindsay Lohan is adamant that she not be forced into rehab until after Coachella? Celebitchy → Proof that Ryan Gosling looks extremely good in glasses (as if you didn't already know) BuzzFeed → Justin Bieber does not want his friends trashing his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez! PopCrush → Katie Price is a pretty hysterical MORE

Links: Kate Middleton’s scandalous bikini baby bump

Kate Middleton

→ Duchess Kate wore a bikini during her vacation and now there's a photo scandal Celebitchy → Meet the Sports Illustrated models who couldn't care less about America's future BuzzFeed → It turns out Adele really didn’t give Chris Brown a verbal smackdown! Hmph. StarCrush → True or False: Beyoncé's transformation into a white woman is nearly complete! Yeeeah → David Beckham was practicing for the first time with his MORE

Links: The 2012 SI swimsuit calender is out!

Brooklyn Decker

• Don't believe these allegations, Kim Kardashian has never misled the public! IDLYITW • Lea Michele covers Allure magazine, dismisses eating disorder and diva rumors! Cele|bitchy • Robert and Kristen's 25 cutest moments at the Breaking Dawn premiere! PopSugar • PETA asks kids everywhere: Would you eat your dog for thanksgiving? Oh No They Didn't • Kim Kardashian to cutie Joel McHale: Stop making fun of my sex tape! Pop On MORE

LeAnn Rimes celebrated her birthday in bikinis!

LeAnn Rimes

I swear to God, LeAnn Rimes parents must be Bloody Mary and Beetlejuice, because every time anybody so much as mentions her name, she shows up in a bikini. Well, it happened again, because Skeletor took the opportunity to come out wearing a red bikini for her 29th birthday. Oh, wait, did I say her 29th? I mean her 89th birthday. Thanks to Us Weekly for making me barf in my soul. LeAnn Rimes turned 29 on Sunday, and the singer-actress hit the MORE

I love you Janice, but it might be time to cover up!

Janice Dickinson

I love Janice Dickinson, the world's first supermodel, who still looks decent today at age 56 but she might want to think about ditching her skimpy ass bikinis and switch over to fashionable one-piece bathing suits! Janice was showing off her scary beach body yesterday up in Malibu, there's just something about her kookiness and eccentric ways that just makes me adore her! I bet she's a total blast to party with but if I were Janice's sassy gay MORE

Cutie Josh Hopkins almost lost his swimsuit!

Josh Hopkins

Courteney Cox continues to enjoy her fun filled 'platonic' vacation with Cougartown co-star Josh Hopkins in St. Barths, France on March 31th, 2011 where the pair splashed in the water with Cox's daughter Coco Arquette. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

The best and worst winter celeb beach bodies!

To find out which celebs have the best (Kendra Wilkinson) and worst (Julia Roberts) winter beach bodies, pick up the latest issue of Star! They're taking a break from gossip this week, except for claiming that Sandra Bullock has been secretly dating Ryan Reynolds for months now, which I don't believe yet they'd actually make a cute real-life couple! Ryan needs a little love & affection, especially if his soon to be ex-wife Scarlett Johansson MORE

50 Best & Worst Beach Bodies!

Almost naked celebs is the only reason to pick up STAR magazine this week - the whole Ashton Kutcher caught cheating on Demi Moore has already been shot down - but I know everyone usually enjoys the latest annual celebrity beach body report! As for Jesse James dating Kat Von D - all I can say is GROSS - hello nasty - yet they might actually deserve each other in the end - I'm so Team Sandra all the way! Popbytes over and out ... xoxo! MORE

Some people need to say no to bikinis …

like kelly bensimon from the real housewives of NYC (i'm watching the series now - i didn't last season but somehow i got sucked into all the drama this time around) she was down in miami celebrating her 42nd birthday (which was on may 1st) and was caught by photographers splashing around in a bikini - she doesn't look totally awful, yet if i were her - i would have opted to leave the bikini behind - girls can still be sexy in a one-piece! i do MORE

Octomom is back … in a bikini!

oh i know this is the moment you've all been waiting for ... 'octomom' aka nadya suleman in a bikini! last year after she gave birth (on january 26th) to eight babies at one time (plus she already had six kids) she was literally everywhere - i became so sick of hearing about her extra-large womb but thankfully she kind of faded into the background yet now she's back ... featured frolicking at the beach on the cover of the latest issue of STAR MORE