Watch: Beyoncé’s (semi-NSFW) “Partition” music video

Beyoncé "Partition"

Are you alone right now? Are you in a place where internet usage isn't monitored? Good, because here's Beyoncé's music video for "Partition," and wouldn't you know it, girl is serving Josephine Baker meets Dita Von Teese realness. Which is a gay way of saying that you're probably going to need a minute afterwards. Seriously, I don't even swing that way and I still needed to fan myself off. MORE

Kanye West remixed Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love”


Ever the romantic, Kanye West has released a semi-NSFW remix of Beyoncé's track "Drunk In Love," and made it all about Kim Kardashian. Awwwww, that's so sweet! Except that he actually made it about how he decided to marry her after she blew him, so ... yeah. Less romantic. Although I'm sure this'll be something nice they can share with North West when she's older. "And this is the song daddy wrote for mommy after you were born! It's all about MORE

Beyoncé refuses to be Kim Kardashian’s bridesmaid!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé have always had a bit of a rocky relationship: Kim would try and get Beyoncé to be her friend, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to position herself as Blue Ivy Carter's aunt, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to interact with Beyoncé in literally any meaningful way she could think of, and Beyoncé would say ... nope. But recently, Kim tried to get Beyoncé to be one of her Bridesmaids for her upcoming MORE

Miley Cyrus did not shade or diss Beyoncé

Miley Cyrus

So apparently, the big gossip item right now as we head into 2014 is that Miley Cyrus apparently slammed Beyoncé in some random interview, which blew up huge because the story combines everything people love in a gossip story: Miley, Beyoncé and celebrity-on-celebrity shade. Except it turns out, that interview probably never actually happened. Go figs. Us Weekly reports ... Cyrus reportedly said that the biggest blow to Beyoncé's career was MORE

Beyoncé’s “XO” samples the Challenger’s crash audio?


A couple weeks ago, we posted the video for Beyoncé's new song, "XO," which I loved and still love. But one thing I didn't notice was that, apparently, Beyoncé sampled the audio from the 1986 Challenger crash in the song. Yeah, that's an oddly specific thing to sample. In response, NASA employees and family members of the victims have called her out on using audio from a tragedy. Pitchfork reports ... "My heart goes out to the families of MORE

Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys

Beyoncé and Jay Z

Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she's somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That's the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds? Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on MORE

Kim Kardashian can’t stop Googling Beyoncé?

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Oh lordy, this is just out of control ... in a new story posted by Life & Style magazine, apparently famewhore Kim Kardashian is completely obsessed with Googling Beyoncé multiple times a day. I guess she's trying to figure out how her and Kanye West can be a power couple just like Bey and Jay Z by keeping tabs on her. Girlfriend can Google Ms. Knowles all day long, she'll never even come remotely close to being as well-liked or powerful as MORE

Music Video: Beyoncé’s “XO”


Considering how heavy the last two posts were -- homophobia and the reckless apologia of child abuse. Not that funny -- let's move onto something I actually like, shall we? So here is Beyoncé's brand-new music video for "XO" (off her record-breaking new self-titled album). The song is an absolute stunner, showing just what happens Beyoncé reigns her vocal stylings for a slow burn. Seriously, you have no idea how much I love this, make sure to MORE

Beyoncé’s Holiday Surprise: A brand-new album!


So while Katy Perry and Lady Gaga were basically clawing at each other trying to up their album sales, Beyoncé was apparently just hanging out in the background going "Oh what's that? Trying to get your fans to buy multiple copies for a chance to meet you? That's cute. Here's an entire visual album I'm releasing on iTunes without a trace of marketing beforehand, because BLAMMO! BEYONCÉ, MOTHERF*CKER!" Us Weekly reports ... Friday the MORE

Links: Beyoncé’s 2014 calendar is kind of a wreck


→ What the hell is up with Beyoncé's new 2014 calendar? It's basically terrible! Evil Beet → Katharine McPhee 'is SO embarrassed she was caught' with a married man! Celebitchy → 25 photos of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom that will make you sad they've split BuzzFeed → I just can't with Lady Gaga and that dumb Dalí mustache she was trying to rock! SOW → If you thought Lady Gaga's reign of weird outfits had ended, MORE

A ‘fan’ tried to yank Beyoncé off stage during a concert


I don't know what's going on with Beyoncé's fans, but it sees like every other week there's a new story about them getting way too handsy in concert. And over the weekend, one fan went just a teensy bit overboard with the whole fan appreciation thing when he literally tried to yank Beyoncé off the stage and into the audience during her concert in São Paulo, Brazil. The best part: She actually waved the whole thing off, rather than make a BFD MORE

Beyoncé debuts a new pixie haircut!


I wish Beyoncé was breaking news about a new album yet instead I'll have to settle for these pictures from her Instagram showing off her brand-new pixie haircut! I think she looks fabulous as per always, but sassy new hairstyles aside, we really need to hear something about her next release, anything at this point would be highly appreciated! I wonder what the hold up is?! I swore she would have dropped a new album on us during the spring, but MORE

Beyoncé’s hair got snatched by a fan (an actual fan!)


As everyone knows, fans make everything prettier. It's why at any point during the summer there are fans installed in every nook of my apartment to make sure I have the illusion of movement and also so I don't spontaneously combust from the heat. My hyrdo bill's pretty high, but that's okay. It's worth it. Anyway, during a concert, one of Beyoncé's fans ended up snagging her hair, and she basically had to sit down and sing for a minute while MORE

Kanye West: Still bitter about Taylor Swift?

Kanye West

I'm sure this must come as a shock to you but Kanye West, a man who proclaimed himself Yeezus and released a video featuring a giant-dicked CGI version of himself dancing like taser-victim, might still have some latent emotional issues. According to a tape obtained by Gawker, someone purported to be Kanye went on a rant over dinner about how Taylor Swift can never beat Beyoncé as long as he's alive, how his mother died because of fame, and how MORE