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→ See all of the 'unflattering' photos Beyoncé's publicist doesn't want anyone to see! BuzzFeed → Miley Cyrus has fans push her issue of Cosmo magazine to the front of newsstands! PopCrush → Gisele Bündchen has been named as the new face of Chanel Beauty's summer campaign Yeeeah → Quote: Brandi Glanville on how she found out about her husband cheating! I'm Not Obsessed → Singer Demi Lovato is quite open and honest MORE
What, you thought I was just joking when I said that Shaquille O'Neal singing along to Beyoncé during the Super Bowl was just a joke? I NEVER JOKE WHEN IT COMES TO LIPSYNCS AND SING-ALONGS. Anyway, Shaq recorded himself singing along with Beyoncé last night, and if this doesn't make you feel everything, you're emotionally dead inside. MORE
Men threw an egg-shaped ball up and down a field a bunch of times until time was up and then someone got shiny metal. AMERICA! Here are all the the little parts that mattered, because like hell am I going to spend energy on this above the bare minimum required: The Baltimore Ravens won 34-31 over the San Francisco 49ers. If that means anything to you, it's probably because you either won or lost a lot of money on it. Although I do have a MORE
Some of you might remember that four years ago, Aretha Franklin sang at Barack Obama's first Inauguration, and did a pretty damn fine job of it. Also, she wore a super funky hat and that hat was just so awesome on so many levels. I kinda wish I had a hat like that ... anyway, after yesterday's escandalo about how Beyoncé allegedly lipsynced her performance of the National Anthem, ABC asked Aretha to comment, and she took the opportunity to ever MORE
So remember how I went all out yesterday about how Beyoncé crushed it at President Obama's Inauguration? Well, turns out I mean the exact opposite of that because she lipsynced the whole thing, which is really only appropriate when you're a drag queen and not, say, Beyoncé at the friggin' Inauguration. Via HuffPo ... “All music is pre-recorded for the ceremony because there are so many eventualities and conditions that day,” United MORE
→ 19 things worse than finding out that Beyoncé lipsynced the National Anthem! BuzzFeed → In case you're wondering, Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes still hate each other StarCrush → This is exactly how Homer Simpson's makeup gun would translate in real life! Yeeeah → Eric Johnson's ex-girlfriend wants to set the record straight with Jessica Simpson I'm Not Obsessed → Glee's Mark Salling has been sued by a girl, who MORE
I'm not gonna lie: Today is a really slow news day, mostly because everyone is so busy covering Barack Obama's Inauguration for his second term as President that everyone just sort of stopped caring that Lindsay Lohan exists. Meh, go figs. So for the sake of jumping on the vaguely celebrity related bandwagon, here's Beyoncé performing the National Anthem at the Inauguration, and in case you're wondering: Nailed it. Seriously, at one point she MORE
OMG! Here's "Nuclear," the new track from Destiny's Child (produced by Pharrell Williams), the first single since the ladies parted ways back in 2005. It will appear on the upcoming 14-track compilation Love Songs, due out January 29th (pre-order), which was just announced yesterday! Plus it sounds like Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams will be reuniting with Beyoncé during her Super Bowl half-time performance! I hope this is just the start of MORE
With less than a month until her Super Bowl halftime performance, we’ve been patiently waiting for the Beyoncé promotional storm to hit. Well, praise the heavens because she is finally back in our lives in the form of a jaw-dropping GQ cover. Shot by the ever popular and ever creepy Terry Richardson, Beyoncé just looks stunning. In fact, there aren’t even enough adjectives for gorgeous to describe how we feel about this cover. The MORE
Remember that old Sesame Street segment where you'd see four objects, and Big Bird would sing, "One of these things is not like the other ones, one of these things just doesn't belong"? Well, take a look at this picture and try to figure which one of these DOESN'T BELONG. https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/288225052212744192 Give up? I'll give you a hint: It's the one that smells like pee and unearned fortune. Yes, Kanye West is trying to MORE
Fun fact: Every year, the Super Bowl comes on right before my birthday and my family almost always forgets that I turned a year older because FOOTBALL! YEAH! Seriously, one year they got me a cake that said "Happy Super Bowl, Tom Brady!" and that's why I am the way I am. Anyway, to promote this year's Bowl, CBS got Neil Patrick Harris to write the date of the game on his face, and someone somehow found a way to be angry about this. Never doubt MORE
→ Beyoncé confirmed her Super Bowl XLVII half-time performance ... via Tumblr! Rickey → Wait. Wait. Does Lindsay Lohan actually look good in these new pictures? Evil Beet → Lady Gaga purchased singer Edith Piaf's songs, clothes and toenail clippings? PopCrush → This is exactly what it would look like if Bigfoot had an emo cross-dressing son Yeeeah → Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were snapped together for first MORE
So remember how Kim Kardashian started dating Kanye West and tried to use it as an excuse to become best friends with Beyoncé? Except then Beyoncé was all like, "Ummm, no, because you're a sketchy, no-talent, famewhore," and then Kim started referring to herself as Blue Ivy Carter's Auntie Kim and things started getting all Single White Female? Well, nothing's changed, except now Beyoncé won't even speak to Kim and now Kim has to cry on MORE
Yesterday was apparently World Humanitarian Day -- and me without a World Humanitarian Day tree, How gauche! So Beyoncé decided to launch a new music video for her song, "I Was Here," which was filmed at a live performance at the United Nations. The video is supposed to help inspire people to do some good, although if we're being honest, I kind of got distracted by the idea that doing humanitarian work makes a little Sims-like cursor appear over MORE
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