Beyoncé still doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian!

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I guess technically, this isn't considered news since Beyoncé has always hated being around Kim Kardashian and that hasn't changed in the slightest, but still, it's just good to hear. Ya know? Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Beyoncé still refuses to be apart of Kim's famewhorin' game after the two of them ran into each other the other day ... An eyewitness to the ladies’ awkward encounter at Dr. Howard Lancer’s Beverly Hills office MORE

Beyoncé thinks Kim Kardashian’s wedding will be tacky

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Anytime Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian is around each other (which isn't often, so that should probably tell you something), Kim tends to look like an overactive little girl around a basket of puppies while Bey looks like she's being forced at gunpoint to interact with someone covered in leeches. The love isn't exactly requited. Anyway, Kim is just tickled pink that Beyoncé will attend her and Kanye West's wedding / TV special, but according to MORE

Bill O’Reilly: Freaking out over Beyoncé’s new video

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It's been two weeks since Beyoncé released the music video for "Partition," causing all of our nation's children to turn into murderous crackwhores wandering the scorched, barren landscape that was once America, destroying everything in their path. Oh wait? That never happened? Because sexuality doesn't actually harm anyone and demonizing it only teaches kids to be ashamed of themselves? Oh, that's right. So then why is Bill O'Reilly acting like MORE

Watch: Beyoncé’s (semi-NSFW) “Partition” music video

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Are you alone right now? Are you in a place where internet usage isn't monitored? Good, because here's Beyoncé's music video for "Partition," and wouldn't you know it, girl is serving Josephine Baker meets Dita Von Teese realness. Which is a gay way of saying that you're probably going to need a minute afterwards. Seriously, I don't even swing that way and I still needed to fan myself off. MORE

Kanye West remixed Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love”

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Ever the romantic, Kanye West has released a semi-NSFW remix of Beyoncé's track "Drunk In Love," and made it all about Kim Kardashian. Awwwww, that's so sweet! Except that he actually made it about how he decided to marry her after she blew him, so ... yeah. Less romantic. Although I'm sure this'll be something nice they can share with North West when she's older. "And this is the song daddy wrote for mommy after you were born! It's all about MORE

Beyoncé refuses to be Kim Kardashian’s bridesmaid!

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Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé have always had a bit of a rocky relationship: Kim would try and get Beyoncé to be her friend, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to position herself as Blue Ivy Carter's aunt, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to interact with Beyoncé in literally any meaningful way she could think of, and Beyoncé would say ... nope. But recently, Kim tried to get Beyoncé to be one of her Bridesmaids for her upcoming MORE

Miley Cyrus did not shade or diss Beyoncé

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So apparently, the big gossip item right now as we head into 2014 is that Miley Cyrus apparently slammed Beyoncé in some random interview, which blew up huge because the story combines everything people love in a gossip story: Miley, Beyoncé and celebrity-on-celebrity shade. Except it turns out, that interview probably never actually happened. Go figs. Us Weekly reports ... Cyrus reportedly said that the biggest blow to Beyoncé's career was MORE

Beyoncé’s “XO” samples the Challenger’s crash audio?

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A couple weeks ago, we posted the video for Beyoncé's new song, "XO," which I loved and still love. But one thing I didn't notice was that, apparently, Beyoncé sampled the audio from the 1986 Challenger crash in the song. Yeah, that's an oddly specific thing to sample. In response, NASA employees and family members of the victims have called her out on using audio from a tragedy. Pitchfork reports ... "My heart goes out to the families of MORE

Beyoncé and Jay Z bought $6,000 worth of golden sex toys

Beyoncé and Jay Z

Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she's somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That's the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds? Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on MORE

Kim Kardashian can’t stop Googling Beyoncé?

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Oh lordy, this is just out of control ... in a new story posted by Life & Style magazine, apparently famewhore Kim Kardashian is completely obsessed with Googling Beyoncé multiple times a day. I guess she's trying to figure out how her and Kanye West can be a power couple just like Bey and Jay Z by keeping tabs on her. Girlfriend can Google Ms. Knowles all day long, she'll never even come remotely close to being as well-liked or powerful as MORE

Music Video: Beyoncé’s “XO”

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Considering how heavy the last two posts were -- homophobia and the reckless apologia of child abuse. Not that funny -- let's move onto something I actually like, shall we? So here is Beyoncé's brand-new music video for "XO" (off her record-breaking new self-titled album). The song is an absolute stunner, showing just what happens Beyoncé reigns her vocal stylings for a slow burn. Seriously, you have no idea how much I love this, make sure to MORE

Beyoncé’s Holiday Surprise: A brand-new album!

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So while Katy Perry and Lady Gaga were basically clawing at each other trying to up their album sales, Beyoncé was apparently just hanging out in the background going "Oh what's that? Trying to get your fans to buy multiple copies for a chance to meet you? That's cute. Here's an entire visual album I'm releasing on iTunes without a trace of marketing beforehand, because BLAMMO! BEYONCÉ, MOTHERF*CKER!" Us Weekly reports ... Friday the MORE

Links: Beyoncé’s 2014 calendar is kind of a wreck

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→ What the hell is up with Beyoncé's new 2014 calendar? It's basically terrible! Evil Beet → Katharine McPhee 'is SO embarrassed she was caught' with a married man! Celebitchy → 25 photos of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom that will make you sad they've split BuzzFeed → I just can't with Lady Gaga and that dumb Dalí mustache she was trying to rock! SOW → If you thought Lady Gaga's reign of weird outfits had ended, MORE

A ‘fan’ tried to yank Beyoncé off stage during a concert

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I don't know what's going on with Beyoncé's fans, but it sees like every other week there's a new story about them getting way too handsy in concert. And over the weekend, one fan went just a teensy bit overboard with the whole fan appreciation thing when he literally tried to yank Beyoncé off the stage and into the audience during her concert in São Paulo, Brazil. The best part: She actually waved the whole thing off, rather than make a BFD MORE