Obama still wants nothing to do with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Like most of America (actually, most of the world) President Barack Obama doesn't want to be associated with Kim Kardashian, especially since she's apparently political poison. Of course, this didn't stop Kim from trying to get chummy with him the president, because she's on the cover of Vogue. That is a privilege saved exclusively for the most famous and sophisticated of women! Or, failing that, you can make your husband buy it for you. MORE

Watch: Joel McHale’s 2014 White House Correspondent’s Dinner speech

Joel McHale

So apparently, this past weekend was the White House Correspondent's Dinner, which is really just an excuse for famous people and politicians to eat a nice dinner and make fun of each other. This year, the big speaker was Joel McHale, from The Soup and Community, which means President Barack Obama just scored a big win amongst the #6SeasonsAndAMovie crowd. Anyway, here's Joel's speech below, which I absolutely loved even if he was working one of MORE

Barack Obama does ‘Between Two Ferns’ w/ Zach Galifianakis

Barack Obama and Zach Galifianakis

Normally we try not to touch on politics because ... well, we get enough hate mail from angry Beliebers, Kardashian fans, and Paris Hilton's employees, so we don't need anymore of that. But here's President Barack Obama on Funny or Die's Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, which I will post for two reasons: It's funny, and it's pretty much everywhere at this point so it's fair game. MORE

Kanye West wants to be the ‘Obama of clothing’

Kanye West

Man, remember when Obama said something Kanye West? And then Kanye was all like "He's just using my name for the sake of staying relevant" and you just wanted to scream something like JEEZ Obama! Stop name-dropping Kanye to further yourself, amirite? Totally! Well, here's Kanye saying that he wants to be the 'Obama of clothing,' and OMG, really Obama? Why do you keep slipping your name into Kanye's mouth? You must be really worried about becoming MORE

Who did Kanye West name drop today?

Kanye West

Remember that one time Barack Obama made a passing reference to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Because Kanye sure does! And he's super pissed that Obama just keeps mentioning him, and gawd, it's like really Obama? Why do you keep mentioning Kanye? Why can't you just let it go, you know? At least, that's how Kanye is framing it in yet another interview where he talks about how Obama keeps talking about him that ONE TIME! Via HuffPo... "The MORE

Kanye West is officially a Kardashian now!

Kanye West and Kris Jenner

After a lot of stupid, stupid build-up all week long, Kanye West finally made an appearance on Kris Jenner's awful daytime talk show today, where he not only showed off the first picture of his baby girl North West but he also passive-aggressively responded to President Barack Obama's recent comments about him and famewhore Kim Kardashian. Via Rolling Stone ... A very calm and demure West demonstrated none of the arrogance and anger he's MORE

Kris Jenner thinks she and her family work hard!

Kris Jenner

Last week, President Barack Obama called out Kim Kardashian and Kanye West by saying that their stupidly huge wealth doesn't actually denote any sort of real success anymore, and that it's entirely possible to be happy and successful without material objects. You may recognize this as one of the first things you teach your kids growing up. Anyway, Kris Jenner heard this, causing the little reptilian part of her brain responsible for seething MORE

Obama threw shade at Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Remember that time President Barack Obama called Kanye West a jackass after he crashed the MTV VMAs stage and cock-blocked Taylor Swift's speech? And that time he basically said he doesn't want his daughters watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Well, apparently his opinion of Kimye really hasn't changed a bit since then, because in a new interview for Kindle Singles, Obama called them both out saying that their wealth isn't a realistic MORE

Conan O’Brien killed it at the 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner!

Conan O'Brien

This weekend was the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, where the news media -- as well as whatever famewhore celebrity Fox News decided to bring to the event as a passive-aggressive stab at President Barack Obama -- comes together to get roasted. This year, Conan O'Brien hosted and SURPRISE! He killed it. Just absolutely killed it. The man is a professional. MORE

Beyoncé lipsynced, everything you know is a lie!


So remember how I went all out yesterday about how Beyoncé crushed it at President Obama's Inauguration? Well, turns out I mean the exact opposite of that because she lipsynced the whole thing, which is really only appropriate when you're a drag queen and not, say, Beyoncé at the friggin' Inauguration. Via HuffPo ... “All music is pre-recorded for the ceremony because there are so many eventualities and conditions that day,” United MORE

James Franco wrote a poem for Obama’s Inauguration?

James Franco

For those of you who forgot how annoying art students were, here's actor James Franco to remind you with his "poem" about President Barack Obama's second inauguration, via Yahoo! ... I met Obama once, in D.C., the Correspondents’ Dinner. I was the guest of Vanity Fair, guided through D.C. by the wife Of Christopher Hitchens, when he was alive. We went to Hitch’s place, He had books from floor to ceiling, and said he had read To MORE

Beyoncé killed it at Obama’s Inauguration!


I'm not gonna lie: Today is a really slow news day, mostly because everyone is so busy covering Barack Obama's Inauguration for his second term as President that everyone just sort of stopped caring that Lindsay Lohan exists. Meh, go figs. So for the sake of jumping on the vaguely celebrity related bandwagon, here's Beyoncé performing the National Anthem at the Inauguration, and in case you're wondering: Nailed it. Seriously, at one point she MORE

Celebrities react to President Obama’s re-election!

President Barack Obama

Oh, yeah, SPOILER ALERT. Anyway, last night, President Barack Obama was re-elected to office in a close race to the White House with Governor Mitt Romney. Usually, we try to avoid politics, but we are on Google News, and there's no way we won't angle for those sweet, political page views. So rather than discuss why things turned out the way they did, or what Republicans could have done differently to bring in the vote, let's instead focus on all MORE

Vote for Obama today! Four more years!

Barack Obama

The big day is finally here ... it's Election Day! It's no secret that I fully support Barack Obama to have another four years as our President. The race for the White House is extremely important to me on a number of levels, especially being a gay men, there's simply no other choice for me but Obama, the alternative is truly scary. It's going to be a tight race but I firmly believe Obama will win in the end but we all need to make sure to get MORE