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For the sake of this post, just pretend it's still 2004 and these two a-holes are still relevant. Anyway, annoying screechy faux-rocker chick Avril Lavigne and douchey Kardashian satellite Brody Jenner have ended their relationship after who gives a shit years, citing irreconcilable douche-ferences. They're differences, but douchier. Us Weekly reports: Calling it quits last week, Lavigne, 25, and Jenner, 26, clashed over how to balance their MORE
I've never really been a fan of Avril Lavigne, mostly because generally she acts super assy and her music is annoying pop bullshit, despite the fact that she tries to come off as some sort of punk chick. Except not really because when a crazy fan tried to run up and hug her during a concert the other night, Avril ended up screaming and running away, because, you know, that's how they handle it in punk rock. About to launch into Coldplay's "Fix MORE
Because she has a new album to sell and she needs some sort of hackneyed way to pimp it out, Avril Lavigne decided to show off just how totally PUNK ROCK!!! she is by getting a neck tattoo and then tweeting about it. Which is kind of a shame, since the tattoo in question is super lame and neck tattoos are about as edgy as a kitten made of doilies. The singer tweeted on Saturday that "'I'm getting a f**ing neck tattoo." Very hardcore. She then MORE
Avril Lavigne totally set herself up for this one, I don't want to offend anyone out there who might be a diehard fan of Avril's (I only hear crickets right now), but I can't freakin' stand her! Her sound is so like ten years ago, and she still thinks she's a rebel and all punk (meanwhile she's dating one of the biggest douchebags in Hollywood, Brody Jenner). Plus girlfriend is super obnoxious, remember when she spit at a paparazzo a few years MORE
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