I have no idea why, but apparently something clicked in people's heads to make them stop watching reality shows about uninteresting, untalented celebrities (see: Kate + 8, The World According to Paris). So it shouldn't come as a surprise that the Huffington Post is reporting that Audrina Patridge's show is canceled. Yeah, I know. Now where am I supposed to watch a woman stare at the ceiling for no discernible reason while talking in a tone of MORE

With Audrina Patridge getting kicked off of Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About and landing a brand new reality TV show, Audrina's mom, Lynn Patridge, decided to share a couple choice words with the paparazzi. And these words were soaked in about five boxes of wine, because as we all know, stage moms need booze the way people need oxygen and water. Lynn, drunk and smoking a cigarette, told paparazzi outside LA restaurant Beso, MORE

I won't lie: I was positively giddy when it was announce that The City was going off the air, because I firmly believed that it would finally, FINALLY keep everyone associated with The Hills off of television forever. Well, I was mistaken, because Audrina Patridge, who was that girl who did that thing on that show I don't care about, is getting another TV show. I have to go eat an entire can of whipped cream out of self-pity now. Excuse me. "The MORE