‘Two and a Half Men’ to end with season 12

Two and a Half Men

Somewhere out there, Charlie Sheen just did a line of Tiger Blood before ejaculating an F-16. Why? Because Two and a Half Men, every aspiring comedian's whipping boy, is coming to an end, after twelve whole seasons of playing in the background at your parents house when you go home for Thanksgiving. Via THR ... "Chuck Lorre is creating a season-long event. We did very well last year with announcing final season of How I Met Your Mother here, MORE

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got engaged

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

I don't know what's happening down in Hollywood, but apparently everyone is in a frenzy of breaking up and engagement, and now Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting in on the action. According to Page Six, the two of them have gotten engaged, thus fulfilling the prophecy set by That 70's Show ... Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged, according to a new report. Speculation has been mounting that the couple — who first met as co-stars MORE

Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!

Charlie Sheen

It's been years, literally years, since Charlie Sheen left Two And A Half Men and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. And if his Twitter feed is to be believed, he hasn't really let that one go. Or maybe he has? Honestly, by the looks of his tweets, he goes back and forth on it a MORE

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Friends again?

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher

If you completely forgot about the time Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore split up, here's a refresher: Ashton Kutcher allegedly cheated on Demi with a bunch of random floozies, and then Demi had a breakdown and started doing whip-its. But apparently, everyone saw this as a viable relationship and assumed they were getting back together after the two of them were spotted together last night, except now they're just back to being civil to each other. MORE

Links: Demi Moore wants Ashton Kutcher’s PIN number!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

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Lindsay Lohan is borrowing cash from Ashton Kutcher?

Lindsay Lohan and Ashton Kutcher

Yesterday, Sara Leal allegedly revealed that a "mystery friend" of hers had pictures of Ashton Kutcher, which allegedly proved that Ashton is cheating on Mila Kunis. Allegedly. Well, here's a report from National Enquirer stating that Lindsay Lohan is somehow allegedly squeezing money out of Ashton like a cash sponge, which I'm sure has no relation to yesterday's story. Sources say the two had a brief fling years ago, so Ashton feels obligated MORE

Ashton Kutcher is already cheating on Mila Kunis?

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

As some of you might remember, Ashton Kutcher's last relationship with Demi Moore ended after reports of him cheating on her with Sara Leal surfaced, and it effectively ended their relationship and drove Demi to sucking the nitrous oxide out of used whipped cream cans. Turns out, according to a new report from Hollywood Life, Ashton is allegedly already cheating on Mila Kunis with, weirdly enough, an acquaintance of Sara Leal. Well, points for MORE

Death by Diet: Ashton Kutcher almost kicked it?

Ashton Kutcher

We all know Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dbag but I'd still hit it, you guys. Whatever he's cute. He almost killed the cuteness -- LITERALLY -- while filming the Steve Jobs biopic. Because he's such a serious method actor and stuff, he decided to go on the extreme fruit-only diet the tech mastermind favored (why do you think he named the company Apple?) It's called the fruitarian diet, and it's dumb. Why? "First of all, the fruitarian diet can MORE

Ashton Kutcher wants Angus T. Jones fired!

Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and Ashton Kutcher

For some reason, Angus T. Jones went on a public screed about how Two and a Half Men was filth, and somehow managed to not get fired.  Except now Ashton Kutcher is campaigning hard to have Angus fired, because really, when you get paid $350,000 per episode and you decide to take a steaming dump on that because some smooth talking preacher told you so, you kinda deserve to get kicked to the curb. From Showbiz Spy: “Right after Angus appeared MORE

Ashton Kutcher and Popchips caused controversy!

Ashton Kutcher

Because apparently, racists really enjoy the taste of mediocre chips, the people at Popchips decided it would be a great idea if they got together with Ashton Kutcher and create a racist caricature of Indian people by making them all look like creepy weirdos. Guess who doesn't like that? Here's the thing: I'm firmly of the belief that nothing is off the table when it comes to comedy. That being said, if you're going to make a joke that might MORE

Everyone hates Ashton Kutcher: Country music edition

Ashton Kutcher and Miranda Lambert

The fact that Ashton Kutcher is a colossal idiot probably shouldn't be a surprise to anyone at this point, since he cheated on his wife during their anniversary and has been repeatedly accused of allegedly using his shows and work to promote his own investments. But now everyone in country music hates him too, after he showed up to the Country Music Awards (no, I don't know why either) wearing what can only be described as 'Mystique's country MORE

Don’t ask Rihanna about Ashton Kutcher!


Personally, if I happened to be starring in Battleship ("Only the second worst movie you'll ever see about pegging!" - not the actual tag line) and had to answer questions about it at a press conference, I would be only too glad to talk about anything other than that piece of shit. Suppressing a cat's anal glands? Sure. Ex-boyfriends and why I dumped them? Absolutely. But Rihanna doesn't feel the same way, because when someone asked her to talk MORE

Are Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher really dating?!

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher

Last week, rumors started going around that Ashton Kutcher was making sweet love with Rihanna, which is crazy because RiRi isn't fifty-years old. Turns out, they've might have been doing each other for almost three months now. The Sun reports: The 24-year-old singer hit if off with Two and a Half Men hunk Ashton at a mutual pal's house party in Los Angeles last December. The Umbrella singer is so besotted with Ashton, 34, that she has asked MORE

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are hooking up?

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher

The Good News: Rihanna might not be back to having sex with that one guy who beat the shit out of her with a car door and then used her face as a chew toy. The Bad News: turns out, she might be having sex with Ashton Kutcher, which is almost as bad, but in a totally different way. RadarOnline reports: The Caribbean Queen was spotted leaving the Two and a Half Men star’s Los Angeles mansion early Thursday after arriving four hours earlier. MORE