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The dash cam video of Reese Witherspoon's arrest has finally made it to the web, and as it turns out, Reese is kind of a hot boo-boo mess. Honestly, the only thing worse than someone who gets drunk and then decides to put the lives of others at risk by getting behind the wheel is someone who does so and then remains adamant that they did nothing wrong. But no, you're an American standing on American soil, and you did nothing wrong by putting your MORE
It's been a little over a week since Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth got arrested for getting stupid drunk and then driving, so here she is trying to smooth the whole thing over, except she kinda just makes the whole thing worse when she says that she told the officer who arrested her that she was pregnant. Turns out, (A) she wasn't pregnant, and (B) I'm pretty sure driving drunk while pregnant is bad on SO MANY LEVELS. Honestly, maybe MORE
As much as I loved Legally Blonde, I kinda lost a lot of respect for Reese Witherspoon when she decided to start slut-shaming Kim Kardashian at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, despite the fact that she was at an awards show best known for that one time Sacha Baron Cohen sat his ass in Eminem's face. So in a bit of ironic retribution, Reese and her husband got SMASHED last night, drove drunk into oncoming traffic, and when they eventually got pulled MORE
It's not often I get to have too much fun with a post, but the hell with it, here's my opportunity: former porn queen Jenna Jameson got arrested for battery over the weekend, and after the blockquote from E! Online, I'm going to see how many double entendres I can make about this situation ... According to authorities, Jameson got into a physical altercation with someone she knew while pre-partying at around 7:50 p.m., before heading out for MORE
Some of you might remember Vikram Chatwal, the wealthy hotelier who Lindsay Lohan was caught macking on a few years ago. Well, he was arrested two days ago for attempting to bring a ton of drugs with him on a plane. Yeah, that sounds like someone who's friends with LiLo. TMZ reports... Multi-millionaire hotel owner Vikram Chatwal -- who's been close with Lindsay Lohan since 2011 -- has been arrested in Florida ... TMZ has learned ... after MORE
A little while back, the story broke of Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier -- he plays "Jared" if that means anything to anyone -- getting massively wasted and peeing on the floor of LAX before getting arrested. Originally, we didn't bother posting it because who is Bronson Pelletier? Except now we have video of him whipping out his dangly bits (slightly NSFW) and peeing all over the rug while security politely waits behind him to arrest him. MORE
While Lindsay Lohan may have grabbed most of the headlines for her crazy-ass weekend, Katt Williams was quietly showing LiLo up over in Seattle. Turns out, in the space of just a few days, Katt allegedly slapped a Target employee, assaulted a bunch of other people, got kicked out of multiple hotels, and even got booted from a sports bar. Allegedly, mind you. Anyway, Katt has decided that now is the best time to retire, but not before vowing to MORE
Oh boy ... well, I guess when Lindsay Lohan said she was doing everything she could to make sure she stayed on the straight and narrow, I guess she didn't mean, like, behaving herself or staying in for the night and bouncing around Wikipedia articles, because this morning at 4:00 AM, Lindsay was arrested for allegedly punching a woman in the face and then fleeing the scene. TMZ reports: Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got MORE
TMZ is reporting that Fiona Apple was arrested last night at a border stop in Texas. Her tour bus was stopped for inspection in Sierra Blanca, Texas and the police found hash. If you're like me and never really understood what hashish is, it's supposedly marijuana at higher concentration levels. Right now the singer is being held at Hudspeth County Jail. Twitter is inundated with jokes about Fiona's arrest. People are borrowing lyrics from MORE
Remember how a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan went on Twitter and started yammering on about how unfair it was that Amanda Bynes hadn't been arrested yet, while she had to spend whole minutes in prison? Yeah, well I guess Karma heard this and went "Oh what's that? The irresponsible, entitled little brat wants to throw stones in her glass house? Well screw it, I'll play along. Let's have her hit a guy with her car before fleeing the scene, then MORE
Did you know that there are still XXX theaters out there? Yeah, I know, how weird is that? I thought they invented computers so that we wouldn't have to sit in a dark, cramped pit of loneliness beside other equally depressed men, watching a porno while keeping your hands above your waist. Anyway, turns out Fred Willard, renowned "that guy" comedic actor, was arrested last night for going to a porn theater and stroking it. What is it with MORE
Earlier in the morning today, Jenna Jameson sucked a few too many down (1) rammed herself head-first into a pole (2) and was then taken down by men in uniform. (THREE! Three sexual innuendos in one opening sentence! Ah! Ah! Ah!) Anyway, TMZ released the tape from the 911 call, and it's all kinds of messy and depressing. TMZ reports: TMZ obtained the 911 call made by a woman who claims she witnessed the porn legend driving like a drunk person MORE
I've been trying to ignore the whole 'Lisa Robin Kelly allegedly beat up her roommate' fiasco that's been brewing, mostly because when your biggest credit is playing Eric Forman's (Topher Grace) sister on a show that was cancelled years ago, as well as looking like a total Faces of Meth girl, there really isn't that much I can go on for laughs. That being said, Laurie (who are we kidding, she'll always be Laurie, not Lisa) decided to release a MORE
Sure, it might make absolutely no sense for George Clooney to be in prison, since he didn't actually do a damn thing, but at least the knowledge that Russell Brand was sent to jail yesterday actually makes sense and balances out reality so that it sounds like there's some sort of logical thread to -- oh, wait, he got out after only a couple hours by posting bail, so no one learned anyone. We're back to chaos. Via TMZ: Russell Brand has been MORE
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