David Furnish sorta apologized to Madonna

With any good feud comes the inevitable sorta-apology, wherein one or both parties backtrack on what they said, offer a compliment, but never actually go full apology. It’s a system people, stick with it. Anyway, a few days after David Furnish went Facebook nuclear on Madonna over her super weird, up-her-own-ass acceptance speech at the Golden Globes, David easing up a little, saying that Madonna is a talented artist and he was just sticking up for his husband, Elton John. CTV reports:

The Canadian filmmaker had blasted the singer’s win at last weekend’s Golden Globe awards — where she beat David’s husband Sir Elton John to win Best Song for her W.E. track Masterpiece — but now insists his furious comments have been blown out of proportion. Describing the row as a “tempest in a teapot,” he wrote on his Facebook page: “My comments regarding The Golden Globes have been blown way out of proportion. My passion for our film Gnomeo & Juliet and belief in Elton’s song really got my emotional juices going. But I must say for the record that I do believe Madonna is a great artist.”

Well of course she’s a great artist, we’re not arguing that … unless you mean if she’s a great director. In which case, that one’s still up for debate. My point is, I think most people are probably focusing on how her acceptance speech was basically about how she more or less said “this whole ‘song’ thing was really just an afterthought. Also, I’m British now. Suck it, haters!”

Elton John and David Furnish

Paris Hilton made up with Kim Kardashian!

Oh joy, Paris Hilton (heretofore referred to as “Whore A”) and Kim Kardashian (heretofore referred to as “Whore B”) have apparently made and settled their feud. Yeah, it turns out Whore A and Whore B have been fighting for sometime, since Whore A taught Whore B how to be a whore, which turned Whore B into a huge star while Whore A couldn’t even suck her way out of irrelevance.

The site of the truce was music mogul Jimmy Iovine’s Grammys after party in L.A., where “Paris came up to her and apologized, and said she didn’t want to fight,” the source explains. “Paris said she was happy for Kim’s success despite what reports have said — Kim was sweet and accepted her apology.” SOURCE

Well, there goes my hope that Whore A and Whore B would simply feud each other out of existence. Or at the very least, get into a cat fight that would land them both in jail, but HA! Who are we kidding. Whore A and Whore B wouldn’t serve two seconds in prison, because they’re rich and pretty!

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

The Glee cast apologizes to Lindsay Lohan

So apparently Lindsay Lohan ran into the cast of Glee at a restaurant and went over to say hi, and long story short they all apologized for calling her crazy, which is sadly still probably one of the nicer things anyone said about Lindsay during her druggie days.

Lindsay was out at dinner in West Hollywood Sunday night when she ran into the cast (minus Jane Lynch and Lea Michele) … and naturally, that episode — mocking Lindsay’s frequent trips to rehab — came up. Sources tell us the cast walked up to LiLo … apologized for the jokes … and said they didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. Lindsay accepted their apology and everyone parted ways. SOURCE

Look, I get it: It sucks being made fun of. That being said, if you’re going to go apeshit and funnel as much blow and booze into yourself as possible, don’t be surprised when people call you on it. Just like if you go out on Halloween dressed as a cowboy and you get drunk on peach schnapps and end up passed out in someone’s bathroom, don’t be surprised when people call you ‘The Drunken Cowboy’.

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