Elephants never forget … to attack Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

So apparently, Kim Kardashian and her swarm of off-shoots are off on a trip through Thailand or something like that to film new episodes for their show. So of course, their first instinct is going to be to take selfies of themselves with anything that even remotely has to do with Thailand, including elephants! Except even elephants know a sh!tty attention whore when they see one, and when Kim tried to get a selfie with one, it apparently attacked MORE

Justin Bieber has a new pet to abandon!

Justin Bieber's New Puppy Karma

Justin Bieber doesn't have what you would call the best track record with pets: He auctioned off a snake he used as an accessory, he dumped a gerbil off on a fan only to have it die a short time after, and he abandoned a pet monkey in Germany because he is the devil. Well, since Justin has a team of yes-men around him at all times so he never learns anything, Justin has a new English Bulldog puppy named Karma. And it's doomed. So, so doomed. It's MORE

Metta World Peace: Report Animal Abuse!

Metta World Peace for PETA

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this very important message from professional basketball player Metta World Peace on behalf of PETA and animals everywhere. Cruelty to animals takes many forms, including keeping dogs chained up outside without adequate food, water, or shelter; failing to provide hurt or sick animals with veterinary care; leaving dogs in hot cars on warm days; and much, much more. If you ever MORE

Justin Bieber got another monkey?!

Justin Bieber

I'm sure a few of you have heard the sad story of Justin Bieber's monkey, but for the sake of clarity and space-filling, let's recap: Once upon a time, Justin had a monkey because of course he did. One day, Justin decided to go on tour in Europe and bring his monkey with him, except whoops! Turns out he didn't bother filing any paper work to bring the poor monkey along with him. So instead, Justin abandoned the monkey -- who was convinced Justin MORE

Justin Bieber’s monkey was quarantined in Germany

Justin Bieber and his monkey

Okay, real talk here? I suck at April Fool's Day. My mother was amazing at it, and purposely did everything she could to make our lives miserable on April 1st, but apparently those genes skip a generation. So you don't have to worry about any April Fool's pranks today on PopBytes, if only because it would just go terribly. Even the stories that sound like April Fool's pranks are completely real, like this story about Justin Bieber's capuchin MORE

Justin Bieber is dumping his pets off again!

Justin Bieber

Hey, remember that one time when Justin Bieber bought a snake so that he could use it as a fashion accessory all of one time before auctioning it off on the web because pets don't just magically take care of themselves? Well, here he is randomly handing off a hamster to a fan of his, despite having zero clue whether or not she can even take care of a hamster, because he's rich and that's what rich people can do. TMZ reports ... TMZ broke the MORE

The Situation: Too much pu**y can be a bad thing

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

Remember Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino? I know, almost forgot about him do you? Yeah, we were almost rid of him. Almost. Jersey Shore is ending, everyone's breaking up, and for a split second, it almost seemed like we were rid of the greasy, orange, self-titled douche. Then PETA ruined it because they ruin everything. PETA ruined Super Mario, then they ruined Pokemon, now they ruined existence by hitting the snooze on The Situation's fifteen MORE

PETA hates Bob Parsons!

Bob Parsons

For good reason, animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is boycotting GoDaddy.com and its mastermind and CEO, Bob Parsons, after he recently shared a disturbing video via Twitter. In said video, Parsons, who was visiting Zimbabwe at the time (for unexplained reasons, a vacation maybe?) shot and killed an elephant and proudly hailed his work. In his defense he explained that though what he did may be perceived as MORE

Kim Kardashian poses with a tiger, nothing happens. Awwww …

Kim Kardashian

Because clearly, even fashion photographers are plotting Kim Kardashian's eventual demise, someone decided to have Kim pose with a tiger, and unfortunately, everything ended without a hitch. Yes, someone sat Kim next to a large dangerous animal and absolutely nothing bad happened. Way to go, universe. I tried posing with the white tiger at our family photo shoot for Keeping Up with the Kardashians season six last week, but I was so scared!!!! MORE

Rest in Peace: Knut the polar bear

Knut and Thomas Dörflein

I seriously don't know what's going on in the world right now, everything seems crazy and out of control, and now to top it all off Knut is dead! The super adorable polar bear kept at the Berlin Zoo died suddenly at the age of just four. He became an international sensation back in '06 after his mother rejected him and was then raised by zookeeper Thomas Dörflein (who also died suddenly back in '08). His cuteness will be seriously missed, being MORE

Just Because He’s Cute: Mr. Shuffles!

good evening! normally i feature cute guys in my just because he's cute column but this week but i couldn't help myself from posting pictures of this adorable baby elephant (one of my favorite animals) named mr. shuffles (weighing in at 255 lbs.) who was recently born to mom porntip (gosh, that's an interesting name for a pachyderm!) down in sydney, australia! girlfriend was in labor for nine days (oh my word - it was the longest labor ever MORE

Here’s an issue i feel very strongly about …

good evening! i've talked about this issue before - adopting pets rather than purchasing them! there are so many animals (literally on the brink of death) in shelters that need a good and loving home - it's insane to think people would still go to the shop and buy a (pricey) pet rather than rescue! super cutie kellan lutz (of twilight fame but he was also on the comeback with my darling valerie cherish - sadly canceled before her time) is the MORE

Audrina Patridge is an angel for animals!

good evening everyone! who else watched the hills last night? i can't seem to turn away from the faux drama but i definitely think the show has run its course - if lauren conrad isn't part of the show anymore - MTV needs to end the show - and perhaps do a spin-off focusing on some of the other characters (dare i say heidi montag and spencer pratt - they're highly annoying but oddly entertaining) at the heart of it all - it's all about LC - and MORE