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As they used to say back in the day, "big ups" to Angelina Jolie because A) She's pretty awesome and B) Her first public outing after revealing her double mastectomy was to support her man (at Brad Pitt's World War Z premiere). That's a bad bitch right there. She appears to be in good health and has single-handedly brought awareness about breast cancer risks - and preemptive options - to the forefront. Score one for the MORE
Because today is apparently the one day of the year where all the saddest celebrity news happens, actress Angelina Jolie opened up about her recent double mastectomy in an op ed piece she penned for the New York Times, which she underwent to pre-emptively fight off breast cancer... My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each MORE
→ A never before seen topless picture of Angelina Jolie is going up for auction! ICYDK → Hugh Jackman's female stalker burst into his gym and tried to shave him? Celebitchy → There's only seventeen things to talk about from the 2013 MTV Movie Awards! BuzzFeed → Flavor Flav stormed the MTV Movie Awards red carpet as only he can! NextMovie → Paris Hilton made her BF wear her name on his head (site NSFW) Drunken MORE
→ Angelina Jolie ignores all of her children until they speak to her in French? Celebitchy → Here are twenty roles that prove actor Gary Oldman is actually a chameleon! BuzzFeed → Kim Kardashian insists she did in fact love Kris Humphries in divorce deposition StarCrush → Tara Reid does manage to clean herself up occasionally (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → I NEVER would have recognized Christian Bale without the MORE
True story: Back when Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's sex tape came out, we had an absolute FLOOD of people who were interested in watching a vaguely human-looking flesh thing stick things into its thing while they diddled themselves. That is horrifying, yet I managed to pay for a brand new kitchen counter based solely off those page views. So here's a story about how Angelina Jolie allegedly has a sex tape that Brad Pitt is willing to pay $10 Million MORE
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly rumored to be getting married for, like, the fiftieth time or so now because we will never get tired of trying to validate their marriage with jewellery. Anyway, the latest "WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL" moment is coming up this weekend, as Brad and Angie are throwing a party. Because everyone knows an unmarried couple can't throw a party without accidentally exchanging vows. "Brad MORE
Kristen Stewart just bumped Angelina Jolie off the top of the highest-paid actresses list. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Via The Huffington Post: Turns out Twilight is still a (the?) big deal. Forbes reports Kristen Stewart is the highest-paid actress in Hollywood, pulling in a pretty $34.5 million from May to May. The 22-year-old can demand as much as $12.5 million or so per film. Twilight co-stars Robert Pattinson and Taylor MORE
I've purposely avoided reading Fifty Shades of Grey, mostly because as someone who writes about sex and kink when he isn't writing about how Kim Kardashian walks around with an intravenous drip that funnels pee into her bloodstream, I can't bring myself to read bad Twilight fan fiction with hints of poorly executed BDSM play. But the book has taken off anyway, and now Angelina Jolie is in talks to direct the inevitable movie because yes, the MORE
If you don't know what the deal is with Angelina Jolie's right leg (which you can follow on Twitter) yet, I'll give you the sparksnotes version real quick: Angelina had a momentary lapse in sanity and started posing with her leg out on the Oscars red carpet like she was a Las Vegas stripper trying to score a sugar daddy. Turns out I'm not the only one who thought she looked super trashy, because mother-daughter fashion duo Joan Rivers and Melissa MORE
So last night, Community fans everywhere peed themselves a tiny bit as Jim Rash (who plays Dean Pelton) picked up an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay for The Descendants. While his co-writers gave their speeches, Jim took the opportunity to throw a little shade at Angelina Jolie for spending the entire night flashing her "LOOK AT ME!" right leg all night long. Entertainment Weekly reports: “Honestly, as soon as I saw her pose like that, I MORE
As some of you might remember, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have refused to get married, saying that they wouldn't get married until gay marriage was finally passed in the states. But of course, their six kids don't really understand that because kids usually have a hard time understanding why two people who love each other can't get married. So now Brad and Angelina are now saying that they're getting a little antsy to get married. People MORE
• Rihanna got a "THUG LIFE" tribute to Tupac Shakur tattooed across her hands! IDLYITW • Demi Moore was out with Rumer, grinding on a guy before hospitalization! Cele|bitchy • Demi Moore’s medical issues stemmed from inhaling too much nitrous oxide? I'm Not Obsessed • Project Runway star Tim Gunn revealed that he hasn't had sex in 29 years! Rickey • Confirmation: Jim Carrey's daughter Jane’s American Idol audition was MORE
Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney's girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That's a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns out Angelina Jolie isn't all that big on Keibler, and during a flight she took with the couple and Brad Pitt, spent the entire time giving Keibler the cold MORE
• Katy Perry's upcoming new album will totally be all about Russell Brand! IDLYITW • Skinny LeAnn Rimes models a skimpy bikini on her latest tropical getaway! PopSugar • Justin Timberlake’s grandma confirmed his engagement to Jessica Biel! ICYDK • Can you imagine the horror of a magazine with just Kardashian kontent? Celebrity Smack • Hottie Ryan Gosling continues to give foot fetish enthusiasts pleasure! Socialite MORE
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