Who will be ‘Dancing with the Stars’ this season?

Dancing with the Stars

Oh yay, another season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars (premiering on Monday, March 18th). Sorry, but after last night's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, I just can't even pretend I care about any other reality TV show. That being said, the cast list of DWTS, and this sixteenth season already looks like it's shaping up to be a delicious train wreck. The cast list, via Us Weekly ... Boxer Victor Ortiz and new pro Lindsay Arnold Actor/Comedian MORE

Andy Dick sued for being Andy Dick!

Andy Dick

So despite the fact that seeing the words ANDY DICK on the marquee should be a pretty obvious hint of shit that will go down, someone actually bought tickets to see Andy perform live because people with money are stupid. But wait, it gets worse! The guy who bought the tickets decided to sit as close to Andy as possible. And it gets even worse: Andy Dick pulled off his dress (does that really surprise you?) and proceeded to rub his junk in the MORE

Andy Dick got arrested, what else is new?

Andy Dick

You know it's a slow news day when Andy Dick getting drunk and/or high is considered newsworthy. Seriously, I'm pretty sure the only way he can get to sleep at this point is getting pass-out drunk and falling unconscious in a pile of empties and cocaine. Anyway, Andy was being typical Andy Dick at a restaurant (read: wasted and obnoxious) when cops came by and arrested him for disorderly conduct. The downward spiral continues ... Andy Dick MORE