Miley Cyrus performed “Wrecking Ball” with a giant cat

Miley Cyrus

Remember when I said Miley Cyrus performed "Wrecking Ball" at the 2013 American Music Awards last night with a giant, lip-syncing pussycat? I told you that wasn't a euphemism. This is a thing that happened. Look at it. LOOK UPON YOUR DESTRUCTOR. MORE

The 2013 American Music Awards were last night …

American Music Awards 2013

It's almost the end of the year, which means award shows! SO MANY AWARD SHOWS! Anyway, the American Music Awards took place last night, and various famous people were given shiny objects for being famous, and all was right with the world. The full list of winners, via Us Weekly ... Favorite Male Artist, Pop/Rock - Justin Timberlake Favorite Female Artist, Soul/R&B - Rihanna Favorite Album, Country - Taylor Swift/Red Favorite Album, MORE

The 2012 American Music Awards happened

Justin Bieber at the 2012 American Music Awards

Oh for the love of ... how many musical awards shows do we need in one year? How much longer until we just start giving them away in cereal boxes? "Oh boy, I wonder what I got? ... A Grammy? Awwww, weak. Oh well, at least I still have my Cinnamon Toast Crunch!" (Not a product placement, I just like them.) Anyway, back to the American Music Awards. They were last night, and Justin Bieber was the big winner because apparently, the people in charge MORE

The American Music Awards were last night!

Taylor Swift

It's that time of year again! No, not Thanksgiving. It's the American Music Awards! The one special day of the year where we all come together to give thanks that at least we don't have to sit through the freaking Grammys. Anyway, this year the AMA's got it almost right, by having Adele win the most awards (tied with Taylor Swift though) and by having Rihanna beat Chris Brown for once. In an award category! Not by smashing his face into a car MORE