Oh, hey Alexander Skarsgård … whatcha up to?

Alexander Skarsgård

No, seriously, what's going on there Alexander Skarsgård? Because it looks like you're naked and sitting on a toilet bowl while at the South Pole, and -- oh, that's exactly what you're doing? Huh. And yet I would still hit it. Truly, this is the greatest love of all. Ours will be a spring wedding! MORE

Season 7 of ‘True Blood’ will be its last!

True Blood

After a surprisingly tight season that saw a lot of major plot points come together nicely in the beautiful, touching, well-executed penultimate episode, only to watch them implode in a finale that, quite honestly, wasn't all that necessary, HBO's True Blood is apparently closing up shop after seven seasons. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the 7th season of the show will be its last. "True Blood has been nothing short of a defining show MORE

Alexander Skarsgard got drunk; started cheerleading

Alexander Skarsgård

Figures, the one story of the day that doesn't feature any butts is the one about a guy whose butt we'd all like to see more of. Oh fate, you are truly a fickle douche. Anyway, here's a video (via Dlisted) of True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård who was apparently class-A drunk at a Swedish football game and used the opportunity to start cheerleading. Which really, if you're going to get drunk in public, you might as well be a fun drunk instead MORE

Alexander Skarsgard will return for more ‘True Blood’

Alexander Skarsgard

Oh yeah, needless to say but SPOILERS because we're talking about what went down on True Blood. You have been warned. Click here to distract yourself from spoilers. If you saw the fifth season finale of True Blood on Sunday, you probably remember two things: First, Alexander Skarsgård's penis. Second, Sookie and her fairy grandfather you forgot existed killed Warlow after he suddenly became evil for no reason, and all the vampires who MORE

Alexander Skarsgard’s short film for Calvin Klein

Alexander Skarsgård

Because True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård is basically a sexual Bahamut -- Sweden is basically just one big wet spot thanks to him -- here's the Norse penis god in a short film for Calvin Klein. Sadly, he doesn't take his clothes off at all, which is terrible, but it's still Alexander Skarsgård, so chances are he'll find a way to Incept your mind with his smoldering sexual charisma. MORE

Alexander Skarsgard: OUT’s Swedish invader!

Alexander Skarsgård - OUT Magazine

Here's True Blood hottie Alexander Skarsgård gracing the latest cover of OUT magazine. He's so damn hot, he's totally right up there with David Beckham when it comes to the looks department. I love how he tells the magazine, "When you're bored, just have sex," I certainly wouldn't mind being locked away in some Swedish cabin during the winter with Alexander, bored out of our minds, 'entertaining' ourselves! For OUT’s November cover story, MORE

Thoughts on ‘Melancholia’

Melancholia

Last week I saw a screening of Danish director / screenwriter Lars von Trier's new film Melancholia (which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival this year) and I haven't been able to stop thinking about the apocalyptic drama since! First off, it was probably the most depressing film I've ever seen but was also extremely beautiful and thought-provoking (plus it was way better than his last brutal outing Antichrist). The acting was off the hook, MORE

Tales from Alexander Skarsgard’s penis!

Alexander Skarsgård

Since we've already dedicated one post today to Christina Hendricks' tits, which will heretofore be known as Boobageddon: Beyond the Tittiedome, I figured I might as well balance things out by posting about how True Blood hottie Alexander Skarsgård lost his virginity (but not really) and how he's actually totally charming and self-effacing when it comes to his career. Us Weekly reports: And yet, when Men's Journal quizzes Alexander Skarsgård MORE

Alexandar Skarsgard: Sucked off by Stephen Moyer!

Alexandar Skarsgård and Stephen Moyer

No, that was not a lame vampire pun. During a shoot for an episode of HBO's hit series True Blood, hunky actors Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgård got into a bit of a scenario, and ... you know what? I'll just let you get to it. Blackbook reports: Before the cameras begin rolling, Skarsgård walks up to his mark in the center of the room, Moyer kneels in front of him—his character is picking something up off the ground when the shot MORE

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth split!

Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth

Good news if you happen to love sexy, non-sparkly European vampires! True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård and actress Kate Bosworth have officially called off their relationship, and before you get any idea of getting some bloodsucker boner (or vag, no judgment) you better move fast because apparently they're moving on pretty fast. "It was very mutual," a source tells the new issue of Us. "And it happened a while ago." While Bosworth, 28, was MORE

‘True Blood’ season 4 starts tonight!

True Blood - Season 4

Are you ready to show your true colors tonight for the 4th season of HBO's hit series True Blood? Just last night I caught the 3rd season's final episode again to refresh my memory, I'm dying to see what's going to transpire this time around, with a coven of witches added to the supernatural mix. Below you'll find the new season's trailer along with an eight-minute sneak peek of tonight's premiere episode! I'm totally Team Eric Northman (played MORE

Alexander Skarsgard does GQ magazine!

Alexander Skarsgård - GQ Magazine

PHOTO | CARTER SMITH FOR GQ With his totally convincing American accent and eyes deep as a glacial fjord, Alexander Skarsgård has won over fans of HBO’s True Blood (especially the female ones). Now the Swede is ready for the big screen with three major films opening soon—one of them being Straw Dogs, where he met his current flame, Kate Bosworth. Brett Martin catches up with Skarsgård while whale-watching off the coast of California and MORE

Alexander Skarsgard naked for hours. Thanks Santa!

Ho ho ho! While he may have failed to give us the stabbing of Paris Hilton, Santa has instead given us the second greatest gift of all: Alexander Skarsgård naked on the set of True Blood for eight hours. See kids? This is why you have to hang your cock-sock by the fireplace. You get better presents. "He was once naked for about eight hours and he's completely comfortable with it," says Kristin Bauer, who plays Eric's devilish sidekick Pam. "He's MORE

Alexander Skarsgard is Stephen Moyer’s bitch!

Alright, so apparently True Blood hotties Alexander Skarsgård and Stephen Moyer decided to have a contest where they would get fans to raise money for charity, and the loser would have to wear an embarrassing shirt. And look! They raised $70K for charity and now Skarsgård has given us all the gift of naughty fantasies. Thanks Jesus/Santa/Hanukkah Guy! Bill Compton narrowly beat out the Viking Eric Northman by only $829. Together, both teams MORE