Nominations: The 34th Annual Razzies!

Grown Ups 2

After the big congratulatory orgy that was The Golden Globe Awards, we need a reminder that sometimes Hollywood kind of sucks. So naturally, here come the Razzie nominees for the year's worst films, and naturally an Adam Sandler film got the most (8) nods. Via Coming Soon ... WORST PICTURE After Earth Grown Ups 2 The Lone Ranger A Madea Christmas Movie 43 WORST ACTOR Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger Ashton Kutcher: Jobs Adam Sandler: MORE

Oh yeah, The Razzies were last night too …

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

Every year, The Razzies take place right before the Oscars, as a means of pointing out the absolute worst crap that Hollywood decided to foist upon us. To the surprise of no one, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 managed to sweep up, winning seven out of ten awards. Via VeryAware ... Worst Picture: BREAKING DAWN PT.2 Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart for SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNSTMAN & BREAKING DAWN PT.2 Worst Actor: Adam Sandler MORE

Adam Sandler sets Razzie record for awfulness

Adam Sandler

Imagine an awards show that made fun of shitty movies for being shitty, and they gave out awards to the worst actors, screenplays, and movies released that year. Now, imagine a movie so awful in every way, that it actually won every award at the ceremony. Well, it's real now, because Adam Sandler's film Jack and Jill managed to win every category at the Razzie Awards this past weekend, proving what I've known for years: that Adam doesn't care MORE

Adam Sandler sets the record for sucking!

Adam Sandler

Did you see Jack and Jill? Trick question! Because if you actually did see that gigantic pile of crap, you probably committed suicide. But worry not! Those who have seen the steaming pile that Adam Sandler shat into the theaters did not die in vain, because Sandler and his suck ass movies set the record for most Razzie nominations for just how awful him and his "movies" are. Via Access Hollywood: Sandler received a record 11 nominations MORE

Did Adam Sandler dine and dash?

Adam Sandler

If you've never worked in a restaurant before you can't really appreciate what an absolutely thankless job it is to be a waiter. Granted, some people luck out and get to work in a place with a really nice clientele, but you've never known outright balls-to-the-wall frustration until you had to make three trips to the kitchen because some a-hole's fries aren't the proper shade of golden brown and the bastard refuses to say "please" or "thank you" MORE