You know, it took a while but I do believe this is the first celebrity DUI of the year. Which is kind of a shocker since I’m pretty sure Charlie Sheen‘s blood is 80% heroin at this point, but I digress. Anyway, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were both arrested last night! He was found to be driving under the influence while Xtina was thrown in the drunk tank.

Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s substation on a misdemeanor charge. On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5’2″ and 100 pounds. Aguilera’s 25-year-old boyfriend Matthew Rutler was also arrested last night at the same time for a misdemeanor offense. According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000. Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care of herself.” However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.” SOURCE

Before you all get hot and bothered over Christina getting drunk, may I point out the part that says she’s 5’2 and 100 pounds? Seriously, poor girl probably just decided to go all out and have a thimble-full of tequila while partying it up with Smurfette or something. That blue bitch will smurf the shit out of you for a cosmo.