Surprise! Kim Kardashian sucks at acting!

Kim Kardashian

Remember how Kim Kardashian was hired as a supporting cast member in Tyler Perry‘s latest movie “Temptation,” even though she can’t act or sing or literally do anything that is required of someone in the entertainment industry? Well, it turns out that stunt-casting someone with no talent in an already terrible movie does not a masterpiece make. I know, I’m shocked too. Here are some of the most vicious review blurbs, via Entertainment Wise

One of the more positive reviews, from Peter Sobczynski of the Chicago Sun Times wrote: “It is perhaps ironic that someone so famous for her curves could deliver her lines so flatly.”

Alonso Duralde of The Wrap was less generous, adding that Kim is, “as nasal and awful an actress as you might imagine”.

Particularly scathing (and a little below the belt) was Frank Schleck from The Hollywood Reporter who wrote: “She saved her real acting talents for her sex tape.”

Jen Chaney of The Washington Post also stuck the boot in, writing that Kim has, “previously played pretend people on TV and in occasional movies, in addition to the actual fake person (herself) she plays on Keeping Up With the Kardashians — she appears to have zero experience uttering dialogue for the purposes of storytelling. She’s just dreadful.”

Really? Kim is dreadful at something that requires talent? Who could have possibly seen that coming, aside from literally anyone who can rub two brain cells together to light a match. That’s like hiring Lindsay Lohan and then being surprised when she drives a rental car up the DP’s ass. “I don’t know what happened … one minute, everything smelled like cigarettes, the next moment my DP is wedged in the grill of someone’s car and my watch goes missing. What the hell happened?!”

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