Sucky dad and sucky mom are fighting … again!

Sucky dad and sucky mom are fighting … again!
December 22, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

All Lindsay Lohan, all the time! I know, I hate myself for this too. Anyway, after Lindsay decided to smack some snitches up, dad Michael Lohan decided that clearly this was all mom Dina Lohan‘s fault for enabling Lindsay not to take a Breathalyzer test, for which Lindsay could face up to six months in jail.

“Dina made the mistake of being overheard telling Lindsay — and the other girls — not to take a drug test,” Michael told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview. “It’s enabling even in rehab. How sad. Are you kidding me? If this was all handled the right way, with honesty, none of this would have happened.” SOURCE

While I honestly don’t doubt that Dina is at Lindsay’s side every minute of the day encouraging her to wash down those pills she just took with vodka (“What? You can’t just dry-swallow Xanax like that! Pour this down your throat until you forget I’ve made you dead inside!“), let’s not forget that Michael has given Lindsay pretty much every reason to drink, short of tying her to a chair and forcing her to watch her own conception. Whoops! Did I just spoil Michael’s Christmas present to Lindsay?