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Stop breathing Kristen Stewart’s air, peons!

Stop breathing Kristen Stewart’s air, peons!
July 31, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kristen Stewart

Probably because she hasn’t quite figured out that her fame is directly tied to a crappy franchise that ended a year ago and that she doesn’t have the range to do anything else, Kristen Stewart is still acting like a huge asshole. TMZ reports that while a photographer was snapping pictures of her yesterday, she told him that he didn’t deserve to breathe the same air as her, which is … wow, that’s like a new level of douche we rarely if ever see.

The video’s intense … Kristen is seen hiding behind a gate, waiting for a ride outside some building in Los Angeles, when the photog — not TMZ — asks, “Why are you saying f**k off?” Obviously, Kristen was pissed even before the camera rolled … but it’s unclear what took place BEFORE the paparazzo started recording. But Kristen, who appears like she’s been pushed to a breaking point, unloads, saying, “Because you’re a piece of s**t and you don’t deserve to breathe the same air I do.” That’s just the beginning. It’s crazy. Check it out.

Look, I get that the paparazzi can be annoying at times, but “you don’t deserve to breathe the same air I do” is something that only crazy people say. Call someone an asshole? Cool beans. Douche? Sure, go ahead. But laying a claim on oxygen makes you sound completely delusional, like the kind of person who gets to third base with her married director in the back of a car where literally anyone can see her. That kind of delusional.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.