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Stephen Hawking loves sex clubs!

Stephen Hawking loves sex clubs!
February 25, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Stephen Hawking

Did I mention it’s a slow news week? Because it’s a SLOW NEWS WEEK, as exemplified by this story about how famed British theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking goes to sex clubs. Which is of course what you do when you realize our actions are relatively insignificant in the long run and you can pretty much do whatever you want. And by “whatever you want,” Hawking means “all the vagina”. RadarOnline reports:

“I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times,” the source revealed. “He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back ‘play area’ laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him.” The source notes that Hawking, who is wheelchair-bound due to a long-time battle with Lou Gehrig’s disease, has his staff stand nearby watching while he’s with the women. “I have spoken to him on several occasions and have even shared drinks with people in his group,” the insider said. “And he’ll even take photos with people in the club as long as it’s in a neutral area.”

So basically, all this boils down to is “adult of sound body and mind does consensual, adult things with other adults”. Stop the presses. That being said, I just have to put this out there, but Stephen Hawking? Worst. Dirty talker. Ever. Sure, he’s a passionate, generous lover, but still …

Stephen Hawking