Stars Earn Stripes: Celebs receive miltary training

Stars Earn Stripes: Celebs receive miltary training
June 19, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Stars Earn Stripes

It confuses me as to how people still take Sarah Palin seriously as a politician. Honestly, she quit being a politician two years ago. It’s not like I go around telling people I’m a former waiter. Anyway, the Palins continue their attempt to take over reality TV (which, if you think about it, was kind of their end game from the very beginning) by having Todd Palin join Stars Earns Stripes, a new NBC show about celebrities receiving military training. Seriously. Take a look at the list of contestants and then try and find which one doesn’t belong:

Laila Ali: Retired Professional Boxer
Dean Cain: Actor, Superman
Terry Crews: Former NFL player and gifted comedic actor
Nick Lachey: Singer and post-millennial holdover
Picabo Street: Olympic Gold Medal winning skier
Dolvett Quince: Celebrity personal trainer from The Biggest Loser
Eve Torres: WWE Diva
Todd Palin: Stuck his penis in Sarah Palin

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. I’m just going to put this out there, but fame is not sexually transmittable; stop pretending it is.

Stars Earn Stripes