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Spencer vs. Perez: There can be only one douchebag!

Spencer vs. Perez: There can be only one douchebag!
October 21, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Because ‘The Time Of Gathering’ is upon us and they must utilize ‘The Quickening’ in order to fight for power over all douchebags (It’s a Highlander joke, people, just google it), Spencer Pratt (who may or may not be a child rapist, just sayin’) has jumped back on Twitter to start a feud with Perez Hilton, now that Perez has sworn off making fun of celebrities … well, at least until it’s beneficial for himself anyway.

{Spencer} @perezhilton you saying to the media that your not going to saying anything mean is one thing but for you to act like your bully patrol haha



{Perez} @spencerpratt I will take the higher road and ignore. xoxo



{Spencer} @laurenconrad on a scale of 1-10 how happy are you that bully @perezhilton won’t be calling you by your lovely nickname “BEEF CURTAINS?” boo

I’m purposely not linking to either of these assholes’ Twitter accounts because I don’t want you to accidentally follow either of these dipshits. All I’ll say is that (A) Spencer probably shouldn’t be talking about vaginas, since he’s probably never actually seen one, and (B) Watching Spencer and Perez call each other out for being bullies is like watching Snooki and Tila Tequila argue over who has herpes. Yeah, that’s TWO random jabs at Tila in one day. Why? Because fuck that troll, that’s why.