Spencer’s Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard was recently spotted out at an L.A. strip club, where he spent over $7,500 on strippers in order to cast them in his upcoming lifeguard movie, which I have no doubt will suck more ass than The Human Centipede. Because, you know, all casting directors find their talent in strip club. Did you know Meryl Streep was cast in Kramer vs. Kramer for her pole-dancing skills alone? Totally not true.
Spencer Pratt took the infamous ‘casting couch’ to a new level after he blew $7515 at 4 Play Gentleman’s Club in Los Angeles in the space of just three hours, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. Pratt and his posse of pals went to the popular strip club on Wednesday afternoon between 2pm to 5pm as he scouted out actresses for his upcoming R-rated beach movie entitled, Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs. “We were casting for my new film I am producing,” Spencer told RadarOnline.com. “Tell all the press Spencer was casting ‘talent’!” SOURCE
Yeah, “casting talent”. Congratulations Spencer, you failed as a manager, a husband, a son, a brother, a rapper, a producer, an actor, a writer, a reality TV star, a game show contestant and now you’ve failed as a director and a casting agent. See where I’m going with this? Just making sure.