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Speidi isn’t selling that sex tape anymore

Speidi isn’t selling that sex tape anymore
September 1, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that never existed … Oh, wait, I’m sorry, it says here that Heidi ‘pulled the kill switch’ on it, which she could have done weeks ago if it weren’t for the fact that she’s a complete famewhore and a colossal fucking dumb ass.

Sources close to the couple tell us [Name Redacted]’s rep shot a letter to Hirsch explaining, “Heidi’s made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes” … adding, “It looks like she pulled the kill switch.” The letter also explains, “[Name Redacted]’s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.” [Name Redacted]’s rep also told Hirsch that [You Know Who] “thought $5 million would be enough to convince her, but now [Heidi] is saying she’ll bring out the legal team if he persists.” SOURCE

At this point, it’s almost not even worth it to comment on this, so I’ll just say this: Pedo-Beard is a dickless little bag of ass and would he please just fuck off back to whatever circle of hell he came from? If I remember my reading of Dante‘s Inferno, I’m pretty sure “Creepy, loud-mouthed assholes who look like pedophiles” is one of them, right?