Now that Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have finally split, Pedo-Beard has decided to write a tell-all book about The Hills and his co-stars and blah blah blah. Anyway, now Heidi is pissed off, and she’s threatening to sue him over it. I’ve never been one for book burning, but really, you’d be better off burning his book for warmth than actually reading it.
TMZ has learned … Heidi Montag is downright furious with [Name Redacted]‘s new claim that he plans to write a tell-all book about her private life — and is now threatening legal action to stop him.
We just spoke to Montag who tells us, “This is exactly why I left him … Right now I’m looking into my legal options.”
[Name Redacted] had told Us Weekly that he plans on spilling everything about his relationship with Heidi Montag — including new details about her tormented relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff. SOURCE
If I were Heidi, I wouldn’t exactly worry too much about it. I honestly don’t think Beardy even knows how a book works. Chances are if he ever actually picked one up, he’d probably just smear ketchup on it and wonder why the “word sammich” tasted funny. And I mean really, even if he actually did manage to ghost-write a book, it’s not like she would even be able to read it. Out of sight, out of non-existent mind I suppose.